Breast-Enlarging Ringtones

Ringtones are no longer just for alerting you to an incoming call. Now a Japanese inventor has developed a ringtone that "promises to increase the breast measurements of those who listen to it." Incredible. The company offering this ringtone is Mediaseek, and they report that it's one of their top sellers. The inventor, Hideto Tomabechi, notes that "Most would think it's a lie, but the techniques involved in the process have been known for some time and are the result of research I carried out in the '80s and '90s... I use sounds that make the brain and body move unconsciously. It's a technique involving subliminal effects." That sounds logical :-( If you're curious to know what this breast-enlarging ringtone sounds like, Engadget went to the trouble of purchasing it and has posted it on their website.

Body Manipulation Technology

Posted on Mon Sep 27, 2004


Comments

Holy crap. That is the worst thing I ever heard. My breasts are tingling.
Posted by Laura Ross  on  Mon Sep 27, 2004  at  11:48 PM
Damn! They should post a warning not to listen if you're male. Now what am I going to do? Guess I could join the circus.

stupid firkdingblast ringtone.
Posted by Charybdis  on  Tue Sep 28, 2004  at  09:03 AM
So you are male. There is always a thing every man want to enlarge...
Posted by aaa  on  Tue Sep 28, 2004  at  10:43 AM
I actually felt something there. . .
Posted by Gigi  on  Tue Sep 28, 2004  at  01:29 PM
aaa-

Are you the one who writes my spam?
Posted by Miss Black  on  Tue Sep 28, 2004  at  01:53 PM
no, mam... i am not
Posted by aaa  on  Tue Sep 28, 2004  at  01:57 PM
Oh, boy. This redefines "The Ring" "Ringu"

Does this ringtone affect everyone how can hear it or just the phone owner?
Posted by Brenda Layland  on  Tue Sep 28, 2004  at  04:51 PM
Maybe the sound somehow stimulates people's appetites. If you eat enough, your breasts (and most of your other soft tissues) really will get bigger.
Posted by Big Gary C  on  Tue Sep 28, 2004  at  07:39 PM
sounds like a guitar to me
Posted by john  on  Tue Sep 28, 2004  at  07:40 PM
Paris Hilton needs to get it. dolly parton must already have it
Posted by john  on  Tue Sep 28, 2004  at  08:49 PM
Lol. My breasts are huge and I hate them. They always get in my way.
Posted by Shah  on  Thu Sep 30, 2004  at  06:36 AM
So Shah, you uh... seeing anyone right now?
Posted by Charybdis  on  Thu Sep 30, 2004  at  10:05 AM
I'm not going to listen. Pregnancy & nursing have made it so that I practically need a crane to carry my breasts around. Oh well...I'll be weaning soon. Maybe I'll think about checking it out in a few months.
Posted by Maegan  on  Thu Sep 30, 2004  at  12:48 PM
holly crap!!!!
my penis has grown 5 inches in 6 months, that's freaky.
It really works!!!!
Posted by DungFu  on  Sun Apr 17, 2005  at  04:24 PM
Hi umm, i have been WANTING to hear this tune for like ever!!! but i can't acctually find it yet!!! i need help, the person who sees this next, can u please send me the link to it, or write back on here please, and thanx =D. im at ********@hotmail.com
Posted by Lil GuRl  on  Mon Apr 23, 2007  at  03:52 PM
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