Big Dog

image I've seen big dogs before. But this is ridiculous. There's no way it can be real. I say photoshop. (via Liquito)

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Posted on Mon Feb 28, 2005


Naw. My dog is about that big.
Posted by BugbearSloth  on  Mon Feb 28, 2005  at  09:01 PM
Once again, someone swiped a job from a Worth1000 contest. I can't remember when it was but I'm sure I saw it there.
Posted by CharlesH.  on  Mon Feb 28, 2005  at  09:09 PM
From the way the picture is staged it looks like it is taken from an advertisement.
Posted by sombrero11  on  Mon Feb 28, 2005  at  09:10 PM
yep! here it is:
Posted by CharlesH.  on  Mon Feb 28, 2005  at  09:12 PM
aw I just thought it was a f**king big dog..
Posted by davetolomy  on  Tue Mar 01, 2005  at  03:14 AM
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Tue Mar 01, 2005  at  09:16 AM
That is TOO funny! Looks like a bullmastiff. I have an Old English mastiff who is huge and he is still not that big. Old English are always larger than the bull mastiffs. :lol:
Posted by Tracey  on  Tue Mar 01, 2005  at  10:42 AM
One of my neighbors had an English Mastiff that, even as a half-grown puppy, was bigger than her, but not as big as the dog in the picture.
Posted by Big Gary C  on  Tue Mar 01, 2005  at  10:51 AM
My baby boy, Jack, is nearly 200 lbs, and his dad was 220 lbs. that dog in the pic had to be 500 lbs!!!
Posted by Tracey  on  Tue Mar 01, 2005  at  11:11 AM
Could you imagine cleaning after such a large fellow? You'd need a shovel for a pooper-scooper. Holy crap.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Tue Mar 01, 2005  at  11:25 AM
I'd love to see that big a dog get affectionate with Bush's leg on live TV. I guess that's why theWhite House Dog Barney is a little Scottie. Good for a fresh shoeshine.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Tue Mar 01, 2005  at  01:19 PM
And, that dog wouldn't need to use a fire hydrant. He IS a fire hydrant. Here boy, fetch the fire. Go get 'em. Good boy... ooh, yellow smoke...
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Tue Mar 01, 2005  at  01:21 PM
It is painfully obvious that that is shopped... the shadow just looks pasted on, if you ask me.
Posted by Jennie  on  Tue Mar 01, 2005  at  05:51 PM
Ah that's definatly a mastiff. He's certainly bigger than the lady in real life, but not by that much. My boyfriend's aunt has a female french mastiff named Isabell (a 'Dogue de Bordoeux') who weighs 130 lbs and is called 'the baby.' We dogsit for her sometimes, and she's a very nice, calm dog, but she looks a lot like a monkey's head stuck on a lion's body.
Posted by Katey  on  Wed Mar 02, 2005  at  07:49 AM
Oh, I have seen the French Mastiffs. I think they slobber more than my guy does! They are gorgeous. They do have small heads though. Jack has got a head about three times the size of mine!!!!!!! YIKES!
Posted by Tracey  on  Wed Mar 02, 2005  at  09:55 AM
I hear the French Mastiffs really smell too, but now I'm just causing trouble.
Posted by Chadds Ford Prefect  on  Wed Mar 02, 2005  at  12:24 PM
I don't think they make choke chains or combos that big...that would fit a horse! The French Mastiff is also known as the Dogue de Bordeaux I believe...they kick ass! Hooch, from Turner and Hooch was a DDB.
Posted by Ahna  on  Wed Apr 20, 2005  at  11:36 AM
This is definately photoshoped. I work with it for a living and the shadow that falls on the car is definately a layer effect.
Posted by Jason S.  on  Wed Sep 07, 2005  at  10:25 AM
My friend has a bull mastiff that weighs 245lbs he is huge and really fits his name ZEUS but he is a big baby when ever I went over my friends house when we were little our other friend used to ride on his back. He also eats alot.
Posted by Monica  on  Wed Nov 09, 2005  at  02:38 PM

That's an Old English there. The one in the above pic *looks* like an Bullmastiff, which shouldn't be that big. Largest dog in the world--Zorba, an Old English Mastiff weighing 324 pounds.
The pic on the right there should give you an idea of how big they can get.
Posted by None  on  Sat Nov 19, 2005  at  06:06 PM
That dog is nothing i have a saint his name is rex and at the vet he weighed 250 pounds and that was last year(he is 4 now)but yet he wouldnt hurt a fly......i just hope he dont catch rabies like cujo :lol:
Posted by mitch blackburn  on  Sat Dec 10, 2005  at  05:18 PM
:P :cheese: 😝 :sick: cheap bas*tards
Posted by fu*k you  on  Sat Dec 10, 2005  at  05:23 PM
my dog is so nice and better than yours mine wouldnt hurt a fly 😠
Posted by wtgsdfg  on  Sat Dec 10, 2005  at  05:32 PM
my dog wouldnt hurt a fly. look at the link and see he is such a sweetie
Posted by asdfasdf  on  Sat Dec 10, 2005  at  05:33 PM
what kind of dog is that
i bet that dog can eat me hehehehetehe
Posted by bangs  on  Sun Dec 11, 2005  at  07:08 PM
that dog is tiny compared to mine his name is cuddles .my dog is a beast he doesent fit in the house he is too bigto get in the door
and he is so tought i target practice on him
he is a big target but the gun is so big somtimes it even goes threw him!then he gets mad
he has only attack one child ,that lived

while me and cuddles say buy
Posted by fred  on  Sat Dec 17, 2005  at  10:17 PM
my french mastiff is the most human like dog ever she is so so clever she will let you know when she want the toilet or is ready for her walk your always greeted with that pleasent smile andwagging tail! but 2 weeks ago my dog was diagnosed with cancer it was the hardest thing ever and its so far on that today when we took her to the vets we have to make a decision of weather to lay her to rest at 7 years old! if anyone has any advice please help me thanks
Posted by carlie  on  Mon Feb 06, 2006  at  06:54 AM
no1 said it was a monster, calm down and get a life u post comments on like every one of these
Posted by emily  on  Thu Mar 30, 2006  at  08:23 AM
Posted by lllllllpppppp  on  Sun Jan 21, 2007  at  11:28 AM
i would like to have a dog that big but i wouldnt like cleaning up after it and and taking it for walks well really it would take me for a walk but it is amazing plus is that you or wat?:)

i mean on th pic the woman in da car lol cya:P
Posted by ash  on  Fri Mar 16, 2007  at  06:25 AM
HA HA not SO not her....i just get mad when people think they kno me just becuase of the comments i put up...and hey omgosh...take a joke people
Posted by llllllllllllllpppppppp  on  Thu Mar 22, 2007  at  03:34 PM
my dog is the best, the perfect dog. he is a gental giant, but fierse, and vicious when it comes to fighting, and if and intruder trespasses, there is a devil side to him.
Posted by josh  on  Wed Mar 28, 2007  at  09:27 AM
aww...thats the same with my dog sadie...she is a mastiff too
Posted by llllllllllpppppppppppppp  on  Thu Mar 29, 2007  at  10:36 AM
I don't think that's the really size of the dog. Why? because the lady is looking at the dogs chest. Most people look at a dogs face....well that's what I think
Posted by Paige  on  Wed Jul 11, 2007  at  04:05 PM
You people should really read what you write BEFORE you post it.....I needed a translator to get through this page!!!
Posted by not a dumb ass  on  Tue Jul 31, 2007  at  11:22 AM
Paige in Nanaimo, you are right, it is fake. Look at the shadows under the roof-rack bars...they are directly under them. The dogs shadow is to the left of him, unless there are TWO DIFFERENT suns shinning, it is a FAKE!!!! Cool pic though!
Posted by Adam  on  Tue Jul 31, 2007  at  11:27 AM
:) my dog is way way way better he is not going to hurt me yours would just squish me lol:@:@:@
Posted by shanon  on  Wed Aug 08, 2007  at  08:25 PM
Oh my god......
Posted by Adam  on  Thu Aug 09, 2007  at  06:38 AM
This is a really big Dog but the Dog I have in my office named (Naim) is much bigger and dangerous.

Sayed Hamed
Posted by Sayed Hamed  on  Tue Oct 23, 2007  at  07:24 AM
🐛 woh, thats one big dog
Posted by harry aworth  on  Tue Oct 30, 2007  at  03:46 AM
hi its anna and ben ere m8 thats one big dog weve got a boxer shes massive to lol bye brap brap m8 lol iz it blud
Posted by anna and ben warrent  on  Wed Dec 19, 2007  at  09:42 AM
I have Old English Mastiffs. One is 250 one is 290. That pics about right- they are impressive animals.
Posted by mastiff mom  on  Mon Dec 24, 2007  at  01:41 PM
J have to agree with many of the other posters, that has to be a fake picture.
Posted by hlq  on  Thu Feb 21, 2008  at  03:45 PM
Haha, I think it is Photoshop.

Makes me really want to get into more dog and pet photography!
Posted by Pet Photography  on  Sun Feb 24, 2008  at  07:43 PM
I don't know, I've seen bigger dogs before!
Posted by Dog Symptoms  on  Wed Jul 16, 2008  at  01:54 AM
Definitely photoshop. Can't be real.
Posted by Dog Products  on  Wed Jul 16, 2008  at  04:44 PM
Wow is all i got to say man im used to my red nose pit thinkin he looks mean! wow
Posted by Molly  on  Tue Jun 22, 2010  at  11:03 AM
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