Status: Hoax
Babycage.net has been selling "infant confinement" products (i.e. cages in which you can lock up your child) since 2001. Or so it claims. It also offers a Teenager Cage, which looks like it could be very useful. The company's philosophy is straight-forward:
At BabyCage.net we believe that the most important tool you need in life to succeed is discipline. Without discipline and structure, a child may become succeptible to liking rock and roll, doing drugs, or in an extreme case believing in liberalism.
Given that all the company's products are pet cages that have been rebranded as baby cages, I'm pretty confident the site is a joke. I'd categorize it in the
modest proposal genre. (Thanks to azog for the link.)
Comments
It took quite some time before the girl was identified; it was a miracle they managed to solve it.
Her mother and step-father had left the country. Some time later they were spotted in Italy with their second little daughter and arrested. A horrifying story of extreme child abuse unfolded. The suffering this innocent 4 year old girl had to endure before she was eventually beaten to death and cut to pieces, is unbelievable.
Her younger sister had to witness all of it and is traumatized for life.
Back to the "Baby Cage"... This joke was a gruesome reality to this poor girl. Every night she was locked up in such a dog cage, naked and cold.
I don't think it's a fun joke.
There's a crying need (pun possibly intended) for a really good baby crib with a top. Once they start climbing, there's no good way to keep them confined at night.
In light of recent news stories, this is sort of a sick joke
Well, yes - and in the light of the potato famine, Swift's "Modest Proposal" was sort of a sick joke. That's what gives it meaning. That's the point.
hahahahaha
Humor is a defense mechanism after all.
the crypto-communist 'pundits' that called it 'guantanamo-like' and a reflection of Americans' attitude towards punishing and disciplining kids are: Chryssa tavoularis, from the paper 'eleftheros typos'; an idiot named spyros karatzaferis, the brother of a far-right Euro-MP, and one marianna pyrgiotis, a milf and a tv newsreader for alpha tv.
<3 J e s s i e
the sad thing is that people are stupid enough to believe this site is true.
BUT, I must tell you..
This site is no different than a cage for animal site. If someone is going to lock their child up in a cage, I don't think they are really going to look up "baby cage" on the net. WHY? Well 1 is because you'd think there is no such thing and 2.. because that person would probably think that this site could be run by police of some sort that would look into the situation.
People who lock their kids up, I'm guessing would lock them up in large animal cages and make it look like they are buying for their dog because they don't want to get caught, not order it online from THIS site.
Silly people..
I hate to say it, but this site is real. Check out the pictures submitted by people. Someone needs to investigate this.
to the people who made this thing i hope your put in one as a adut. i hate u. kk
Here is the description i found from the search:
Products for infant confinement. [Contains fictitious information]
And John Willis may be an immature kid placing his sister, Dianne in his dead dog's cage(stupid kids falsifying their ages to make a stupid immature site)
We'd better name our male dog John and our female dog Dianne and lets go punishment spree!
Who likes to make a flash game against Babycage, if you wan't then post it in Newgrounds coz' im playing it!