I'll try to post about April Fools Jokes here as I find out about them. Already I've found a few:
Residents of Melbourne arrive at the beach to help save 'needle-nose dolphins' washed ashore, only to learn needle-nose dolphins are syringes.
A Taiwanese university student posted a fake story alleging that China had launched a 'decapitation strike' against Taiwan. Taiwanese authorities don't find it funny.
UnderGoos: Google underwear search engine (Google parody)
Bare Bones Software announces new software that will record critical user data onto a "durable backup medium": punchout cards.
UN votes to shut down the internet: the rapid and uncontrolled flow of information was destabilizing the governments of many of the member states... The Nigerian representative stormed out after the vote saying that the shutdown would destroy his country's largest source of income.
THIS IS REAL: Miss Wheelchair Wisconsin stripped of her crown because she can stand.
THIS IS REAL: BBC tries to interview Bob Marley; doesn't realize he's been dead for 24 years.
The Sun reports that a 650-year-old law has allowed gypsies to set up camp on the lawn at Windsor Castle.
The Sun also reports that "Barmy Brussels bureaucrats want to BAN April Fools' Day -- because it is too dangerous".
The Independent reports that Jamie Oliver (the Naked Chef guy) is going to run as a Tory candidate in the UK's next election.
The Mirror announced that sheep are going to be used to mow the lawn at Wembley Stadium: "the natural fertiliser of their droppings has reduced the need for chemicals meaning less allergic reaction on players"
The Daily Mail has published pictures of Prince Charles visiting a lingerie shop to pick out things for Camilla: "he is caught pondering over a matching camisole and apparently seeking advice from his young son Prince Harry on the delicate question of how one should invite one's wife to turn one on".
Giant Penguin: Tokyo Zoo announces the discovery of a new giant penguin.
Left-Handed Golf Ball: The Birmingham Post reports that "Sports manufacturer Dunlop has announced its plans to mass produce a revolutionary new golf ball, designed specifically for left-handed players"
SpaceDaily reports that "Bush Cancels Space Shuttle Program": "US President George W Bush declared today that he had signed a rare presidential decree canceling any further expenditure of Federal funds on the US Space Shuttle program." (thanks to Gabe for spotting this)
Network Working Group calls for Morality to be considered in the design of internet protocols: It has often been the case that morality has not been given proper consideration in the design and specification of protocols produced within the Routing Area. This has led to a decline in the moral values within the Internet.
Uninvent The Wheel: BMW has an ad in today's Guardian, describing a new car they've developed that has no steering wheel. It's to make it easier for the British when they have to change the side of the road they drive on. Includes mention of a Dr. Bitt Fishi.
Google Gulp: Google debuts a new 'smart drink', "a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second"
April edition of the UK magazine Scootering (for Vespa and Lambretta enthusiasts) includes an article about a guy who lives near a former Lambretta factory. If you ship him your scooter's tires, he'll fill them with "Genuine Innocenti Lambretta Air". (Hmm. Could be real?)
ThinkGeek announces new products including a desktop USB fondue set, and the SkyTag - Green Laser Aircraft Tracker
Creationists Win: Scientific American announces that it's giving up the Evolution vs. Creationism debate. The Creationists have won. (reported on SlashDot)
Bad April Fool: A Croatian news service announces that Croatia will be banned from participating in the World Cup Finals unless the country hands over fugitive general Ante Gotovina. The announcement sparks massive street protests. The news service then admits it was joking.
Bad April Fool: Man posts signs warning of mercury spill. Sets off hazmat scare, shutting down more than 10 businesses. Says it was an April Fool's prank.
At least the Herald has acknowledged that it's a joke though. It would be funny if they had reported it as actual news.
Posted by Smerk on Thu Mar 31, 2005 at 11:22 PM
I only have one question...
What the hell is a "barbecued snag" ❓
Posted by Rod on Thu Mar 31, 2005 at 11:27 PM
Barbecued sausage. Common aussie pastime is cooking "snags" on the "barbie". Prawns are the other favourite to BBQ.
Posted by Smerk on Thu Mar 31, 2005 at 11:36 PM
A barbecued snag is a sausage cooked on a barbeque - either a grill or a flat sheet of metal over an open flame.
Our local radio station had quite an amusing gag. They said in the news that dophins had been washed up on the beach, starting with only a few, but by 8am there were about 20. They had passers-by and also experts talking about how sad this way and that the dolphins must be put back into the water. By 8.30am, some had been returned to the sea, but more people were urged to come down to the beach.
Many people did so, only to find 20 Eveready Dolphin torches lying on the sand...
Posted by KB on Thu Mar 31, 2005 at 11:40 PM
Gotta love exagerations.. but snags (or sangers) are really nice Sunday lunch.. Add a steak, veges, and potato salad and a bucket of prawns, and its great mate!
I like the dolphin story 😊
Posted by General on Thu Mar 31, 2005 at 11:44 PM
So...
Snags = Smokies.
Ah, colloquialisms.
Posted by Rod on Thu Mar 31, 2005 at 11:50 PM
Our radio station did that years ago. Sent everyone an hour out of the city to rescue non-existant dolphins. 😊
Today's joke was pathetic. They pretended to blow up the computer in the studio so that they couldn't play any music. The DJs were heading out to their cars to get CDs and play them, so that the people of Perth were subjected to some tasteless 80's rubbish. As soon as their "fire alarm" went off, I knew it was a joke. I don't think our mob are allowed to do large-scale stuff. A couple of years ago, they said that the Govt had sold off Rottnest Is. to the Yankees for a naval base!
Posted by Smerk on Thu Mar 31, 2005 at 11:53 PM
The world may implode quite soon...
:gulp:
It seems that I have just passed Alex in posted comments. If everyone dies in a sudden flash, it wasn't me.
😏
Posted by Rod on Thu Mar 31, 2005 at 11:54 PM
I have an even bigger problem! I have no supervision at work. Here's me, trying to work, and everyone else has gone for the day.
Why implode, Rod? Why not explode? Or get sucked into an alternate reality where you created this site? 😕
Posted by Smerk on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 12:02 AM
Explode just seemed too common a word, and implode might confuse Texans, so I used it. (what do you mean, I'm pokin fun at you, Stephen?)
I like the alternate reality idea... Alex, there I would own you!! (and not in that stupid 'pwn3d' sense, people in my reality would be put to painful death for even THINKING like that.)
Of course, there I'd probably refuse the chance to edit, too.
And, Smerk, how do you know I DIDN'T create the site and just created Alex as a cover for my own idiocy? 😜
Posted by Rod on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 12:12 AM
Because you seem to be rather proud of your own idiocy to have created Alex as a cover, then register as a member under Rod without any editing rights! Unless that's just a decoy that you really are that idiotic to do something like that. 😉
Posted by Smerk on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 12:35 AM
Ya see, Alex is actually my neighbor's cat. Only the felines have the TRUE power!
And ya know, well... I got nothin. Comin up totally empty in the joke department.
Damn, you've forced me to admit that I really don't exist.
What would Master Yu say?
Posted by Rod on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 01:02 AM
See, you gotta think these things through before replying. :lol:
I don't know what Master Yu would say. I know what Master Fu would say though!
Posted by Smerk on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 01:16 AM
Theres a pretty good BMW advert in the Telegraph in the UK this morning, saying that because of EU regulation changes they've come up with a car without a steering wheel. It's pretty well done, and the supporting site is http://www.uninventthewheel.co.uk
Posted by Inphormed on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 01:20 AM
Sorry, it's been two days since I read the Tai Chi site, and I'm currently rather intoxicated.
:cheese:
Posted by Rod on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 01:23 AM
Ha! "Email your comments to Herr Huhr-Huhr" Someone's having a real good laugh there. But it's still an ad, trying to redirect you to the BMW site.
Posted by Smerk on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 01:25 AM
The one in the paper is more in depth. The idea is that you steer with movement of your eyes. I like the comment "early versions were prone to sudden u-turns if the driver turned round to shout at the kids in the back"...
Posted by Inphormed on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 01:30 AM
Google has an April Fool's Joke. They are producing a drink called Google Gulp.
Eeep! That's my academy! Fortunately, my photo is not on that page. I didn't even realise that the sneaky bugger who's updating that page is putting photos on.
"From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp's usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlex
Hey! I just saw your comment about Texans. Don't forget that as a Texas I own a gun.
😡
So there.
Posted by Charybdis on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 08:42 AM
as a Texas...
TEXAN dammit.
I need to shoot somethin'.
Posted by Charybdis on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 08:46 AM
Now here is where I should make a smartass comment about the average Texan's spelling ability, but I won't because I don't have a vest on.
😉
Or is it the average Texas' spelling ability?
hehe
Just kidding. As if you couldn't tell... 😊
Posted by Rod on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 09:58 AM
I read that Delaware is closed, today. They are apparently re-routing traffic thru Chadds Ford, Pa., and The Cape-May Lewis Ferry. No reason was given for the closing, or any info on the duration of the closing. I suspect it has something to do with a 1967 Plymouth Satellite, driven by a man headed South.
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 10:00 AM
Did you know that you can get a dog to smile by lifting his/her tail straight up in a 90 degree angle and holding it there for some moments? Try it...
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 10:05 AM
I live in a real muddy area, at least this time of year... I have found that coating the undersides of my shoes with vaseline keeps the mud from sticking. Try it...
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 10:07 AM
HAIRY! We done missed ya.
So, did ya wreck Raoul's car, or what?
Posted by Rod on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 10:10 AM
I know you said he's driving it, but did you at least dent the hell out of it, or have it painted green with purple stripes and pictures of Mikey J or something?
Posted by Rod on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 10:16 AM
No, his Chariot of Fire was returned to him with no dunches or dings. I did, however, change his "Honk if you love Raoul" front vanity plate to "Bomb on Board". I'm sure didn't notice... he cursed me, challenged me to a belated duel, and booked for Down Under. He's all juiced about the Llama Tour thing, but he did seem saddened to leave my hovel. He must have found my... HEY- THAT SON OF A- He used up all my- Dammit. I shall have my revenge
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 10:27 AM
For anyone intrested in a forum taking revenge- check out unfiction.com. They've even made thier own commercial! It's hilarious!
Posted by Kotori on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 05:29 PM
Is it me or is this year's crop of April Fools gags just not all that funny?
I did like the Scientific American editorial, but other than that, nothing really made me laugh. Is everyone too afraid of saying something "wrong?"
Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 05:45 PM
CMG, I agree. This year's gags are rather lame.
Yay! Hairy's back! If Raoul's heading this way, I'd better make sure I'm prepared!
Posted by Smerk on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 09:47 PM
You've got a couple of weeks before he gets there, Smerk. He drives kinda slow, because he cooks with crockware on his exhaust manifold. I've asked why he can't drive faster anyway, but he'd never explain... I guess he just didn't want to spill the beans
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 10:07 PM
Wow, driving all the way here? That'll take some doing. There's a lot of water between there and here.
Posted by Smerk on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 10:19 PM
Ramonian cuisine is best prepared slowly, 48 miles an hour being the perfect temperature for most dishes.
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 10:22 PM
Does it have to be prepared with one of the turn signals on?
Because if so, that would explain the way a lot of old people drive... They're just "Cookin' the Raoul Way".
😊
Posted by Rod on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 10:36 PM
So, d'you think I'd smell him before I see him then? Hmmm...could be a bit of a problem. Does Ramonian cookery have a distinctive smell?
Posted by Smerk on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 10:51 PM
My school newspaper (university of arizona) had a good one today about how the board of regents voted to save money by turning off all air conditioning in university buildings for five years. It's a pretty horrible thought considering it gets up to 115 around the time fall semester starts. It was a well written article though. It was very funny if you got the joke, but not too obvious so that if you didn't realize the day you may believe it. Ahh, here it is: http://wildcat.arizona.edu/papers/98/126/01_3.html
He said "It talks about some kid dying! Why would they joke about that?!"
But I love him anyways. 😊
Posted by Katey on Sat Apr 02, 2005 at 08:53 AM
Oh jeeze, I just posted it right after someone else did. Whoops! That's what I get for not reading the whole thread.
Posted by Katey on Sat Apr 02, 2005 at 08:54 AM
Peter Jackson (of Lord of The Rings Fame) released a
Production Diary video (day 123) from the set of King Kong explaining and showing pre-visualization shots of the two 'Son of Kong' sequels he's going to do. Set in WWII, Son of Kong goes after Hitler.
I especially liked his description of Kong with shoulder-mounted machine guns! http://www.kongisking.net/perl/newsview/15/1112366238
Posted by Wurzle on Tue Apr 05, 2005 at 11:21 AM
What would the New York Yankees want with an Australian island? I didn't even think they had a navy! (Maybe they have a submariner in their bullpen, though.)
Posted by Anonymous on Sat Apr 09, 2005 at 04:51 PM
Any more? I just can't stop laughing! :lol:
Posted by Fairings on Tue Aug 26, 2008 at 07:06 AM
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What the hell is a "barbecued snag" ❓
Our local radio station had quite an amusing gag. They said in the news that dophins had been washed up on the beach, starting with only a few, but by 8am there were about 20. They had passers-by and also experts talking about how sad this way and that the dolphins must be put back into the water. By 8.30am, some had been returned to the sea, but more people were urged to come down to the beach.
Many people did so, only to find 20 Eveready Dolphin torches lying on the sand...
I like the dolphin story 😊
Snags = Smokies.
Ah, colloquialisms.
Today's joke was pathetic. They pretended to blow up the computer in the studio so that they couldn't play any music. The DJs were heading out to their cars to get CDs and play them, so that the people of Perth were subjected to some tasteless 80's rubbish. As soon as their "fire alarm" went off, I knew it was a joke. I don't think our mob are allowed to do large-scale stuff. A couple of years ago, they said that the Govt had sold off Rottnest Is. to the Yankees for a naval base!
:gulp:
It seems that I have just passed Alex in posted comments. If everyone dies in a sudden flash, it wasn't me.
😏
Why implode, Rod? Why not explode? Or get sucked into an alternate reality where you created this site? 😕
I like the alternate reality idea... Alex, there I would own you!! (and not in that stupid 'pwn3d' sense, people in my reality would be put to painful death for even THINKING like that.)
Of course, there I'd probably refuse the chance to edit, too.
And, Smerk, how do you know I DIDN'T create the site and just created Alex as a cover for my own idiocy? 😜
And ya know, well... I got nothin. Comin up totally empty in the joke department.
Damn, you've forced me to admit that I really don't exist.
What would Master Yu say?
I don't know what Master Yu would say. I know what Master Fu would say though!
:cheese:
I LOVE the disclaimer for Google Gulp.
"From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp's usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlex
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/forum/forum_comments/2787/
http://www.rugbyrugby.com/news/story_42688.shtml
😡
So there.
TEXAN dammit.
I need to shoot somethin'.
😉
Or is it the average Texas' spelling ability?
hehe
Just kidding. As if you couldn't tell... 😊
So, did ya wreck Raoul's car, or what?
I did like the Scientific American editorial, but other than that, nothing really made me laugh. Is everyone too afraid of saying something "wrong?"
Yay! Hairy's back! If Raoul's heading this way, I'd better make sure I'm prepared!
Because if so, that would explain the way a lot of old people drive... They're just "Cookin' the Raoul Way".
😊
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4571982.
It seems that Maple trees are exploding in New England due to the low-carb diets and lack of syrup demand.
He said "It talks about some kid dying! Why would they joke about that?!"
But I love him anyways. 😊
Production Diary video (day 123) from the set of King Kong explaining and showing pre-visualization shots of the two 'Son of Kong' sequels he's going to do. Set in WWII, Son of Kong goes after Hitler.
I especially liked his description of Kong with shoulder-mounted machine guns!
http://www.kongisking.net/perl/newsview/15/1112366238