Following the $28,000 sale of that Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich, it seems like it's been loony season on eBay (if it was ever NOT loony season on eBay, that is). Among the more memorable Grilled Cheese Mary Wannabes have been the
Jesus Fish Stick, the
NutriGrain cereal that looks like ET, and the
piece of popcorn that looks like the Virgin Mary holding Baby Jesus. Buck Wolf, in his
weekly column on ABC News, points out some miracle foods from years past that have beguiled the public, including the
Tennessee Nun Bun (a cinnamon bun that looks like Mother Teresa), the
Miracle Tortilla of New Mexico (a tortilla that looks like Jesus), and the
Holy Eggplant of India (an eggplant that spells out 'Allah' in urdu script).
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I understand the backyard shrine has had very few visitors in recent years, though, probably due to the fact that the tortilla is said to have faded or molded or otherwise decayed to the point where you can't really see a face on it anymore. They needed, but didn't get, a second miracle, to preserve the tortilla perpetually in an incorrupt state.
The Holy Eggplant reminds me of a species of marine aquarium fish commonly known as the "Koran angelfish," because it shows markings on the tail that resemble a line from the Koran written in Arabic script (I think the line is "God is great," which is something like "Alluah Akbah," except written in Arabic characters, of course).
Won't God be pretty pissed about that when she finds out?
Uh, OK, I'll try to restrain myself ...
Frying pan and all images from that are associated with hell for me.
Actually, I guess, it was not a Virgin Mary but rather Lelith...