A New Kind of Moisturizer

I'd actually heard of women using plain ol semen somewhere years ago...

You're right, Alex. Not much of a moisturizer. But a really excellent breakfast food. Ladies - High protein, low carb; any questions?

How many whores have smooth wrinkle-free faces?

True, enough, Sharruma, but isn't that mostly from the drugs, along with the generally self-abusive lifestyle? Heck, with the plastic surgery craze going on, now, I guess we'll see even a larger gap between the $25 hookers, and the $1,000 hookers. But, if ya don't play, then ya don't pay, right?

"You're right, Alex. Not much of a moisturizer. But a really excellent breakfast food. Ladies - High protein, low carb; any questions?" That's just nasty, man! :sick:

May be a hoax, but the line does work occasionally.

So, which is it for Robin? Does she spitz, or does she swallows?

Oh yeah, and to clarify, it's actually 'High protein, low fat, no carb.'

That's just gross!

Yeah.. there's not much that can be said about that concept. One of those "I really hope it's a hoax" things, but then people will do some seriously ****ed-up stuff in the name of beauty, second only to those done in the name of longevity or virility.

Hey, is it really any different than the foreskin cream?

Wouldn't smegma be a better moisturiser?

Do you have any address for Ms. May's company?

I am mexican. And Mrs. May is as gross as any mexican or international semen breakfast. She is like 2000000 y.o. and ugly as hell.
Great page,

Well, of all the responses I might have expected to this subject, I never thought soembody who knows Lyn May personally would check in.

I, too, have doubts about whether semen is such a great skin moisturizer, but, on the other hand, the parts of women's bodies that usually have the most frequent contact with semen are, in my experience at least, generally quite soft and moist.

Even if the little "swimmers" aren't the best for the skin here's another option...

VAGINAL CREAM!!! Still seems like too much trouble! :sick:

http://www.theindychannel.com/health/4465646/detail.html

it's not a hoax. people buy it, especially in japan. although i don't really see it catching on because if it works i'm sure any girl with a boyfriend/lover/husband/whatever could get it for free without the inert ingredients. another thing, grow up and get over the "gross" thing it's a part of life just like a womans period. you people sound like you're a bunch of immature kids when you post.

i am mexican, from mexico, we call "being busted on your face" the slurpy enchilada, it is truly the only moisturizer i will ever use, it makes my face silky smooth like juicy couture, next time you're sucking your mans dick tell him to bust on your face, rub it in and save some for later.

"She told Las Ultimas Noticias: "I select attractive young man and pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the moisturiser."

mmmmm... sounds like a great breakfast!

'What's on your face AND in your bowl?'

'Nut'n'Honey'

When you rub fresh semen on your face, say if your boy just blows on you, doesnt it dry all crusty on your face? and show up kinda white? or do you clean it off?

ok so i just wanked myself and tried on my self generated "cream"...

its feels kinda odd when it dries up... not white crusty... out pulls up skin tightly..

ok gonna wash it off before i sleep.. dont wanna get it all over my bed.

so it works? its good for you? im goina try it!!

good idea

Just so you all know, cum is a great facial cream! My boyfriend loves to cum on my face and I've been letting him do it for months. After he sprays my face I rub it in until it's dry and then I go rinse it off. My face has never felt softer or looked smoother.

Now I make him cum all over me, especially in the areas that need rejuvenation. For instance, my feet, ass, tummy, hands, breasts, and face. It works really well if you rub it in and then rinse it off when it's dry.

Some of you might not like it because of the taste, smell, or whatever but I love it! It works wonders and I think I've become addicted to it now 😊

The Made from Earth Vitamin Enhanced Moisturizer saved my face!!

In my late twenties, I tried just about every moisturizer I could find including rarified ingredient boutique lotions but my skin remained dry, hot, itchy, flaky, and I was seeing laugh lines around my eyes. I was about to give up hope until my mother, whowho has AMAZING skin, brought me the organic Made from Earth "Vitamin Enhanced Moisturizer"...

On the occasions I do try other lotions, they never measure up.

My skin thanked me after the first application. After a few days, it looked better, was less red, less chapped. Within a month or two (or less, I don't remember after 3 years) I had no lines near my eyes, my skin feels soft and comfortable unless I abuse it. When I abuse it, this lotion makes it feel better. People consistently guess my age to be 5-8 years younger than I am even though I have grey hair.

I almost never need more than a tiny amount the size of a pencil eraser to cover my face, neck and hands. (Keep the cap or it dries out.) I recommend it to anyone looking for a facial moisturizer that works as good or better than advertised. Absolutely worth the money since it last for a good 3 month period.

I had heard rumors about semen being an effective moisturizer and whatnot and recently I found my face looking dull and dry and I started suffering a lot of acne. So I was brave enough to start using my own man juice to see what would happen. I've been using it secretly for about a week and my face looks more vibrant and youthful than it has in ages. My pimples have cleared up and my skin is silky to the touch now. I'm serious. I didn't believe it till I saw it for myself.