Problem: the Cleveland Bay, the breed of horse used to pull the Queen's Royal carriage, was dying out.
Solution: a fake horse dressed in PVC clothing which is being used to seduce the few stallions that remain. The fake horse is named "Doris."
"The scientists who designed and built Doris quickly discovered her partner - much like certain humans - performed better if she wore PVC." That's another factoid to add to my ever-growing fund of useless trivia.
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Hooo-kay...
And how many zippers are on the costume?