This is
an Ananova story. Which means that it's not very likely to be true:
Bit of a fix for bride and best man...
Doctors had to be called to separate the bride and best man after they were caught in the act during a wedding in Croatia.
The couple were trapped together by a muscle spasm after a friend of the groom walked in on them as they had sex in the toilets.
Unable to be pulled apart, the couple had to endure a procession of wedding guests who came to see what they had been doing before doctors could turn up.
Unable to help, they had to transport the pair on a stretcher to the local hospital where she was given an injection to relax her muscles, allowing the best man to get free.
The wedding party in Varazdin, Croatia, continued after the groom announced the celebrations were to mark his divorce rather than his wedding, reported daily Slobodna Dalmacija.
Tales of 'muscle spasms' locking couples together have been circulating for centuries. I think they're an urban legend, although
vaginismus itself is a real enough disorder.
A similar tale appeared in an 1884 issue of
Medical News, penned by a
Dr. Egerton Yorrick Davis, who was the pseudonym of Dr. William Osler, a famous Professor of Medicine at Johns Hopkins University. Osler liked inventing strange stories like this and submitting them to medical journals using his Yorrick Davis alias. He did it throughout his entire career. If anyone has evidence of a real documented case of vaginismus locking a couple together, I'd like to hear about it.
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My mother laughed in Shock and told me she had seen it before on the farm she lived on as a child. We just poured some warm water on the dogs and heard a (this was gross) "Plop" noise and the 2 dogs were free.
Male human penises do not have knobs, and the size difference between human partners is not potentially so great, so saying it must be possible for humans because it's possible for dogs is a completely stupid argument. Most stories about human vaginismus are complete bunk, but that doesn't mean it isn't possible.
It should probably also be pointed out that there's a difference between "too tense to allow withdrawal at all" and "too tense to allow comfortable withdrawal". Stories of the former that are real are very likely to actually be cases of the latter. You know how gingerly people can be about their genitals...
Alex, be honest. If you want videos just SAY so.
If it is indeed possible for the human vagina to become so tensed due to trauma or shock that the human penis can't be withdrawn from it...
...then why aren't rapists found stuck to their victims? It should be a common event, given the trauma and shock that accompanies rape. Yet in all my years of nightly poring over weird news bits, I have yet to see a single case of rapist penis captivus, even from Ananova or Weekly World News, infamous tabloids.
By the way, angeleyes, I must say I'm impressed. You do a very convincing impression of a snotty bitch. Can you do Jack Nicholson?
She bite him very badly, because dogs feel lot of pain when dog (or his replacement) is trying to remove penis before she relaxed naturally.
This is a very usual thing for wolfs not for dogs though sometime it happens.
The same article (by some doctor) explained that it is not possible with a female.
In his opinion it is only an Urban Legend. Human do not do that.
You haven't done the math yet, have you? Let's do that now.
There are roughly six billion people in the world at last count. A little more than half of them are female, so let's say 3.1 billion. According to your stats, there, "only" 2% of that 3.1 billion have this alleged condition. So we multiply 3,100,000,000 by .02 and we get...
Sixty-two million women world-wide have the condition which causes vaginismus. 62,000,000. That's more than every American who voted for George Bush in the last election.
So let's do a plausibility test: Sixty-two million women worldwide can trap peni fast with their vaginas to the point that they can't be withdrawn without medical attention, and yet we've only heard about maybe a dozen cases of it happening, and none of them have been reliably documented. Sound likely to you? Not to me.
"misbehave". Heh.
This story reminded me of a grisly short story I read years ago - possibly in National Lampoon. A young man and young woman are canoodling in her family's living room while her (notoriously protective and cantankerous) father is away. They are deep in fragrant delicious when, by some plot contrivance, she gets dosed with something nasty - frexample, she drinks some of her dad's prized whiskey - and DIES. While dying, she clamps down like a vise.
Dad walks in, throws a straight razor down by the panicked daughter-despoiler. "I'm setting fire to the house," he says, "you do the math."
End of story. Ouch.
The story was in the local newspaper, but it seems that it's not true cause nobody gave names of the couple, and somebody surely knows them..
So, it's probably a HOAX!
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