Toast Appears on Jesus Christ

John Ordover sent this in. He was looking at a picture of Jesus (or rather, an artist's interpretation of what Jesus might have looked like) when he realized a piece of toast had miraculously appeared on it. I think this must be a message from John's toaster! But can we be sure that actually is a piece of toast? It kinda looks like a granola bar to me.

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Posted on Sun Mar 30, 2008


OMG! I hope I didn't just wake up my wife and daughter laughing at this. :lol:
Posted by Tah  on  Sun Mar 30, 2008  at  10:07 PM
I cant find it... :(
Posted by April  on  Sun Mar 30, 2008  at  11:00 PM
wait, is it in his beared?
Posted by April  on  Sun Mar 30, 2008  at  11:48 PM
Wow, it took me a while, but now that I've seen it, I can't NOT see it - Know what I mean?

Posted by Puck  on  Mon Mar 31, 2008  at  12:12 AM
Clearly, Toast is trying to tell us The End Is Near.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy  on  Mon Mar 31, 2008  at  02:10 AM
Where's the image?
Posted by Tonio  on  Mon Mar 31, 2008  at  06:05 AM
Ummmm, so whats with the weird distored image area around the "toast" ?

And it looks like a crouton. Bread is almost never prefectly that square.
Posted by DJ_Canada  on  Mon Mar 31, 2008  at  10:46 AM
Amazing coincidence.

The other day I was looking at a picture of Moses, and an image of some Matzohs appeared just above the horns.
Posted by Big Gary  on  Mon Mar 31, 2008  at  12:22 PM
My bread never looks that perfect. (mainly due to kids being less than careful with the package) I am going to say that this is clearly 'shopped. No way a piece of toast can be that perfectly square, and that perfectly toasted. My toast ALWAYS ends up half toasted and half untoasted.

And, OMG, is the toast SMILING at me??? I may be delusional.
Posted by red_dragon_girl_69  on  Mon Mar 31, 2008  at  12:44 PM
I think I see Jesus IN the toast.
Posted by Maegan  on  Mon Mar 31, 2008  at  02:55 PM
I think I see Jesus IN the toast.
Posted by Maegan in Tampa, FL - USA on Mon Mar 31, 2008 at 12:55 PM

But if you look really close, you can see an image of the toast in the image of Jesus in the image of toast in the image of Jesus...
Posted by Christopher  on  Mon Mar 31, 2008  at  03:42 PM
more like John ONDORE I AM RITE GUYS
Posted by ased  on  Mon Mar 31, 2008  at  03:43 PM
Clearly, this image is saying that unless you belive, you're toast. Unless you can butter God up, you'll be in a jam.
Posted by Christopher Cole  on  Mon Mar 31, 2008  at  04:01 PM
Based on the artist's interpretation of The Prophet Jesus, I'd say it's a pretty sure bet that the toast is made from White Bread. Should've looked more like pumpernickel (or "pan por nicol" for you purists).
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Mon Mar 31, 2008  at  04:04 PM
no, no, not toast. It's a dog biscuit--as in omidog!
Is it telling us to "stay" or "heel" or...?
Posted by FAN #1  on  Mon Mar 31, 2008  at  04:43 PM
I think this is a fake photograph, yes? If you look very close, there are the sources of light on "Jesus" from the backs and the front, but the toast has only the light from the upper right, so the shadows do not make the match, okay? And you thought Raoul did not have it right from the get-up-and-go, admit this, damn you. Oh, I am sorry Jesus... Ha ha ha, I am only doing the April joke for the fools, so do not consign my soul to everlasting damnation, okay Jdog? Rrrraoul
Posted by Raoul  on  Mon Mar 31, 2008  at  11:07 PM
I believe this may be a joke. I have yet to find the toast, and am worried that if i turn the sound up a scary face will scream at me.
Nice try.
Posted by April  on  Tue Apr 01, 2008  at  02:53 AM
What would Toast do?
Posted by Antonio  on  Tue Apr 01, 2008  at  11:45 AM
the Father, the Son, and the Holy Toast
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Tue Apr 01, 2008  at  06:45 PM
Jesus Crust
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Tue Apr 01, 2008  at  06:45 PM
I'm a waffle man myself. All hail the Holy Waffle!
Posted by Elwood Herring  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  01:27 PM
@ Christopher Cole: My attorney will be calling on you in a lame attempt to extract $500 to pay for my monitor after I sprayed it with sugary Dr. Pepper as I read your comment above! 😊

I guess I'm toast for even thinking about it, huh?

Separate comment in same posting: I can't believe how "aryan" the image of Jesus is. Not a touch of his proud semitic heritage.
Posted by Tod  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  02:17 PM
Blasphemers! Heretics! Do you not recognize Shredded Wheat when it appears before your foolish eyes?
Posted by MicroZealous  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  02:42 PM
Ted, I said the Toast should be pumpernickel instead of white bread, but you're right- it should be a nice, tangy, seeded rye bread, Grossinger's brand comes to mind. It's the best part of a Rueben, oh yeah
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  02:53 PM
That's the craziest lapel pin I've ever seen. Is that Toastmasters?
Posted by Pinnen Taylor  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  03:08 PM
Posted by bob  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  04:09 PM
It's sooo obviously not toast...

Weren't figs mentioned in the Bible?

Most definitely a Fig Newton! 😊
Posted by shuke  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  04:10 PM
Of course the toast is perfect. After all, it IS Jesus Toast.
Posted by The Barber of Civility  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  07:48 PM
It's eerie; it's like the toast follows me around the room wherever I go.

That's one creepy savior.
Posted by Redx  on  Fri Apr 04, 2008  at  05:58 AM
And of course it's stuck to him with the buttered side.
Posted by Lugosi  on  Fri Apr 04, 2008  at  01:05 PM
Hey, maybe it's the toast or grilled cheese sandwiches that are really divine in nature! The fact that a face can magically appear on toasted bread is proof to me that maybe bread is divine in nature. Bread Bless America!
Posted by Robert Madewell  on  Fri Apr 04, 2008  at  03:23 PM
Isn't that Melba Toast?
Posted by Thomas Love  on  Fri Apr 04, 2008  at  04:52 PM
Here's an image I put a little more effort into:
Posted by UmmoSirius  on  Sat Apr 05, 2008  at  12:22 PM
Hmm, I don't know - while the toast seems real, the figure of Christ is pixilated into little sqaure-shaped boxes.
Posted by John Ordover  on  Sun Apr 06, 2008  at  06:17 AM
Amazing. Let us all raise our glasses and drink to this amazing piece of grilled bread! La'Chiam
Posted by Brad Templeton  on  Sun Apr 06, 2008  at  12:34 PM
Ordover, I hope you're joking. It's not pixelated, it's a mural.
Posted by UmmoSirius  on  Sun Apr 06, 2008  at  01:58 PM
Actually, it's a mosaic, a art form in which small pieces of tile are used to create images.

Does that answer your question?
Posted by John Ordover  on  Mon Apr 07, 2008  at  04:11 AM
It does indeed. My bad. =)
Posted by UmmoSirius  on  Mon Apr 07, 2008  at  08:42 AM
Seriously? No one has cracked a Holy Wheat pun yet?
Posted by BenRifkah  on  Mon Apr 07, 2008  at  04:34 PM
Is the bread leavened?
That really is the question, isn't it?
Posted by fred ginko  on  Wed Apr 09, 2008  at  02:04 PM
thats not funny y would any body talk about jesus thats not funny @ al
Posted by Brenda  on  Wed Apr 16, 2008  at  11:28 AM
Is that wheat or rye?
Posted by Mitch  on  Sun Apr 20, 2008  at  11:30 AM
Posted by stefan  on  Mon Apr 21, 2008  at  07:29 AM
For all of you who can't see it - it's in the lower right corner-ish.
Posted by hfrr  on  Sun Oct 26, 2008  at  05:53 PM
I think you're all missing the point.
The toast represents a free pass to heaven.
You must present the toast at the perley gates.
Posted by sungod  on  Tue Jan 06, 2009  at  07:34 AM
Either this man, or the toast must have WMD's.

I think we should invade both their countries just to be sure.
Posted by Oscar  on  Sat Jan 31, 2009  at  05:56 AM
obviously ya'll are very bored individuals with absolutely nothing better to do. =]
Posted by Mother Mary  on  Fri Feb 13, 2009  at  09:57 AM
toast tastes good
Posted by josh  on  Thu Feb 26, 2009  at  02:06 PM
toast tastes really good
Posted by josh again  on  Thu Feb 26, 2009  at  02:08 PM
Jesus likes toast!

P.S. peeps, please dont say Gods name in vain!Seriously your looking at the picture of his son!
Posted by josh again again  on  Thu Feb 26, 2009  at  02:10 PM
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