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Ozymandias
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 11:50 AM
It's not on the first page of results on Google, yet, though. |
Snowy
in aeternum
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 12:04 PM
Yeah, you're right. I wonder if it will work at all. *sigh* :down: |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 12:35 PM
Dear Swami Snowy, Seer of Seers: Can you tell me whether or not I will be successful in my business endevours? Will I be lucky in romance? Will I be impeached? I must know- please respond very soon... thanks, George W. Bush... P.S.: I need a Doctor's note saying that I am unwell, so that I may avoid impeachment hearings... Phlebitis- that's a good one...yeah, a note saying I have phlebitis, that's the ticket... thanks again. you're the bomb (uh oh) |
Snowy
in aeternum
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 02:42 PM
:lol: Dang it, Hairy! this is supposed to be a SERIOUS expirament!!!!! don't mess it up!!!!!
😉 |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 04:24 PM
GWB: no, if your track record holds. yes and yes (or at least one hopes). And as for your Phlebits, instead of the doctor's note, I'll send you some LifeWave Energy Patches, I've read the oh-so-many scientific studies and know they an amazing invention and will work for you. 🙄
Snowy: they don't read the topic, so why would they read the previous postings. They don't seem to have with the other topics, so I doubt they would here. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 04:25 PM
Doggone it. I cannot spell today - Phlebitis, forgot the 'i'. I better get that energy patch back on. 😉 |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 07:04 PM
Fascinating site, Snowy. 😊 |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 07:06 PM
And we need some more gullible fools to come in so we can make fun of them... |
Peter
in Melbourne, Australia
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 07:25 PM
Smerk said:
"And we need some more gullible fools to come in so we can make fun of them..."
I'm a gullible fool. I work in a government job. |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 07:41 PM
You poor, poor man... |
Gullible Fool
in need of common sense
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 | 03:34 AM
But Snowy, since you can see the future, shouldn't you already know whether this experiment will work or not?
And can you please please please let me know what I'll be doing at 4:17 AM on the 21 of November, 2048? |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 | 09:03 AM
Dear Swami Snowy, Prognostictor To The Stars: Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? I thought that the future's not ours to see...I'm confused...BTW, I need a Doctor's excuse so I don't have to attend that stupid, friggin Anger Mamagement Class tomorrow...God, I hate that smirking, smarmy, know-it-all counselor...who the Hell does he think he is? I swear, if he asks me to calm down one more time, I'm gonna rip his head off and poop down his neck...something cool, like Consumption, The Blahs, Hardening of The Arteries...I don't want no Wimpy disease like Chiggers, or Blight, or Irritable Bowel Syndrome...thanks ever so much, Dick Cheney |
Snowy
in aeternum
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 | 10:09 PM
*sigh*
:roll:
I don't think this will ever work. oh well.
😊 |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 | 11:13 PM
Give it time, it won't happen overnight, google has to pop it into their searches. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 | 10:48 AM
Ok, when I popped in "free fortune telling know your future" we're at #16.
Farther back than that if I just pump in "free fortune telling" or "know your future" on their own. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 | 11:27 AM
Dear Swami Snowy, Know-it-all of Know-it-alls: Will this thing on the back of my neck keep growing? Will the Xbox be succeeded by the Ybox? If I had a hammer, would I hammer in the morning, would I hammer in the evening, all over this world? Please tell me soon, I have a busy schedule of ruining the US Military, so I'm kinda impatient. Thanks, Donald Rumsfeld...P.S.: I need a doctor's excuse to avoid those damn Senators and their stupid questions...MoreGallon's Disease...that would work...thanks again...you rock- Donny |
Cranky Media Guy
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 | 05:09 PM
All you skeptics need to lay off. I have many years of experience in giving accurate readings on strangers, especially those who drop into the middle of a thread without knowing what it's about.
I guarantee my predictions are 100% accurate. This is for newcomers to the website only. I know you regulars too well to be impartial.
Attention Newcomers: Ask any question about your future and I will answer it. |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 | 05:31 PM
I love you, CMG.
(Don't tell Mrs CMG)
😊 |
crankymediaguy
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 | 01:06 AM
Boo said:
"I love you, CMG.
(Don't tell Mrs CMG)"
I predict heartbreak and disappointment in your future. |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 | 02:42 AM
Awww, crap in a hat.
😊
Oh tell me, great sage Snowy, in what direction does my future lie now? |
lolli
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 | 06:00 AM
tell me will i marry the guy i love |
lolli
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 | 06:03 AM
facing lot of tough situations rite now . will some miracle happen at all |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 | 09:37 AM
Woohoo! 😊
And Google says:
#11 on "free fortune telling"
#5 on "know your future"
And, drum roll please.....
#1 when I punch in "Free Fortune Telling Know Your Future" |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 | 06:14 PM
Yay!!!! We did it in only 22 posts. |
Cranky Media Guy
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 | 01:32 AM
lolli said:
"tell me will i marry the guy i love"
No, Lolli, you will NOT marry the guy you currently love. What happens, though, will be truly amazing.
The guy you love will turn out to be a criminal. I know you find this hard to believe at the moment but, trust me, I am never wrong about these kind of things.
Don't worry, though. In the next 18 months, you will discover that you are a lesbian and you will meet a woman with whom you will settle down.
Yes, you say that you have a lot of "stuff" going on in your life; your yet-undiscovered lesbianism is just part of that. Don't fear this, embrace it. Like I said, I am never wrong. |
Snowy
in aeternum
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 | 04:19 PM
Yeesssssss!
*punches hand in air, does victory dance*
:lol:
whoooohoooo!!
😛
It worked!
:cheese:
yayyyy!
:cheese: |
shuntavia
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 | 07:41 PM
how do my future look will my futurelook like i will meet bowwow. or all the other stars or do it look like my dream will come true. |
Cranky Media Guy
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 | 01:14 AM
shuntavia said:
"how do my future look will my futurelook like i will meet bowwow. or all the other stars or do it look like my dream will come true."
I see ESL classes in your future. Yes, you will get a bow wow very soon, in a surprising way (you will be walking down the street and a stray dog will pee on your leg You will take him home and adopt him).
Your dream of a GED, unfortunately, is out of reach. The good news, though, is that Arby's is hiring. You will fall in love with and marry a Wal-Mart greeter. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 | 08:02 AM
Down to #12 on "free fortune telling"
#4 AND #5 on "know your future"
Still #1 on both |
Ali Asghar
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 | 07:13 AM
I would like to know if I will win big money from Prize Bond |
Hola peeps
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 | 04:37 PM
💋 hi every1
well wot can i say....... it didnt really work 4 me not a big 🐛 4 me der but u kno wotz dey say it doesnt work 4 every1 does it?? lol
tell me snowy... will i ever find tru happyness in luv??
email me or add me on msn at
Email removed to protect the gullible
💋 💋
da web thing worked on ma m8 tho so i wod def. try it out!!!
lol |
mahsa
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 | 10:09 AM
what will happen in my future? |
samia
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 | 11:12 AM
i want to know why i delay in marriage 😉 and if there is any change in my love life |
shabnam
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 | 04:32 PM
please tell me about my future |
kadeshia
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 | 09:13 PM
the one i love will he be my boyfriend |
Sarah Castillo
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 | 11:50 PM
Hey I'm really desperate obviously, Um I really need to know some things, Well My questions are,In the future will I ever get to meet a guy named Chris? and in the future would I ever have a relationship with him? and I also want to know if this guy has feelings for me in any way...Please answer me and write back this means alot to me you dont understand!...
Please And Thank You SO MUCH!!!!! <3
much love!
*SaRaH* :cheese: |
jay jay
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 | 04:02 AM
hi can u tell me who am i going to marry
can yu tell me there name and last name their location thanks a lot jayjay |
jayjay
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 | 04:07 AM
hi can u tell me who is my first boyfriend is and how will i marry this means alot to me tanks alot jayjay |
Nikki
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 | 08:26 PM
Who will I marry and how many children will I have, if any, will they be a boy or girl? |
Mari
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 | 11:53 AM
Will i marry the guy i love now?
Will i become a famouse model?
what will happen in my future? |
Mari
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 | 11:58 AM
Will i have kids in the future? And if so how many?And if i do who will be the father of my kids? who will i marry in the future? Would it be someone i knew before? 😜 |
anthony
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 | 01:26 AM
i would like for u to tell me if my clan will get the lost we just had. and if we will fall apart in the future or make it to the top. ty very much. |
Sam
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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 | 06:26 PM
I have been dating this guy and were going through a hard time,where both still strong but I need to know if he's my soulmate.I'm also not sure if he's been honest with me.Is there something that I should know about him?Is he cheating on me with a girl named Amber or April?What does the future hold for me? Please get back with me soon.This is important stuff. |
stephanie marie vigil
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 | 01:28 PM
who will I marry? what will my future be like? |
Sam
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 | 02:44 PM
Who will I marry?What will my future be like? |
libby
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 | 05:26 PM
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megan shannon
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 | 07:31 AM
who am i going to marry? |
toddet
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 | 07:43 AM
is my life going to get better or worse?what is my future going to be like?is my relationship going to end soon? |
toddet
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 | 07:47 AM
what is my answer?how long is it going to take?how do i get it? |
Emily
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 | 07:55 PM
will i be asked out by my crush? and when? |
Astro-lager
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 | 02:54 PM
We would like to apologise to everyone who has not yet received a reply to their request for knowledge about their future. Unfortunately, all our precognitive operators knew that there was a rush coming and obtained sick-notes from our sister thread (http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/forum/forum_comments/2112/).
Also, please remember that only the telepathically transmitted readings are free. For an e-mailed or postal reply you *must* send your processing fee to the site administrator ($5/e-mail, $15/postal). |
renee
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 | 02:39 PM
will i ever go out with joseph my crush? |
Zdravka
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 | 02:57 PM
:-)Hi I would like to know am i going to have a boyfriend soon,who is going to be my husband/
Am I going to be happy in my life? |
Jerome
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 | 03:42 PM
i want to know how old i am when i am gouing to die. |
Liz
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 | 03:44 PM
i would really like to know out of these 3 guys malcolm andrew and tommy who im meant to be with i hava very special bond with all three n they all want to be with me but n say they love me but r they being honest? would tommy n malcolm being 30yrs older cause problems with my parents? im soo confused n need to know the answers |
Jessica Edwards
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 | 02:23 PM
Im married with a wonderful man, but I still have very stroing feelings for my ex. we have been broken up for 6 years and he still has me feeling this way. I want to know who im going to be with. 😊 |
cece
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 | 10:17 AM
when ill get married? WILL I MARRIED THE BOY THAT I LOVE? WHERE WILL I LIVE? |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 | 09:24 PM
My faith in human intelligence hurts. |
rere
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 | 04:35 AM
i would like to know if i marriage and what the kind of man i marriage and what about my future is happy or what. |
Ashley
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 | 09:26 AM
what is the name of y first true love |
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