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Clinton Gets Crank Phone Call From Stoner on Jimmy Buffet’s Phone
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Posted By:
pacifico555
Jun 10, 2005
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I thought this was a hoax but it was in today's LA Times and also on Independent Sources:
A Secret Service agent was dispatched to recover Jimmy Buffett’s lost cellphone, which reportedly contained numbers for Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Jimmy Carter. “We were sitting around smoking weed and strolling down the list on Jimmy’s phone, going ‘Wow!’ ” Martin told the paper. The busboy says he didn’t call any of the celebs, but told police his friends might have placed crank calls to Clinton.
http://independentsources.com/2005/06/10/clinton-gets-crank-phone-calls-from-stoned-waiter-using-jimmy-buffetts-cell-phone/
Category: ; Replies: 10
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Comments
stork in the absence of sex
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 | 08:41 PM
I know it's lame, but couldn't someone ask Clinton why he didn't prepare us for Bush? Oh, wait, that wasn't his job. The parties, and all. Does anyone on this site, besides me, doubt that we would not have lost almost 1700 troops, so far, if Gore had been President on 09/11/01? |
Brandon
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 | 12:53 PM
I don't know if I'd put Gore in the antiwar camp so quickly--remember, the Clinton/Gore administration was responsible for the longest sustained bombing campaign since Vietnam in the "No-Fly Zones." VP Gore's Secretary of State, Madelaine Albright, said that the death of an estimated 500,000 Iraqi children that were, in my opinion, murdered by the Clinton/Gore-supported sanctions which kept medicine out of Iraq, was "worth it" because it kept Saddam in line. Ralph Nader, on the other hand, has said that he would have done the sensible thing after 9/11, which was to go after Al Qaeda like you would any other terrorist network, which is with an international police force. I think that Al Gore, like any other servant of USreal, would have jumped at the chance to play Ariel Sharon and butcher Arabs. But, hey, if we keep voting for the sellout Democrats and they somehow manage to be competent enough to win an election, we can at least say that the "Home Team" won. Yeah, woohoo, Democrats, move that ball! |
pacifico555
Member
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 | 08:16 PM
I was hoping the topic would focus on the Cell Phone Story--which sounds fake but is real--without getting into politics.(I still giggle everytime I picture Bill or Al getting a late night crank call) 😊
However, since politics seems to be the issue of the day, let me suggest another link at Independent Sources which ties into Brandon's comment and the state of the Dems in general (no plan, no strategy other than being the "anti-party", not a good way to win anything).
http://independentsources.com/2005/06/11/dems-plan-i-thought-you-had-the-plan/ |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 | 08:40 AM
so... Clinton got a crank phone call... that sucks... I'd like to call George W. Bush, and tell him: "Your cow's in my garden (of Eden)", or: "Do you have Prince Bandar in a can?" ...what a goober |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 | 12:47 PM
I think it's funny. Crank calls to famous people. I wonder how he's listed in the contacts list? Billy C. William Clinton. Former President Clinton. Bill. Clint-o. Willy C. I never inhaled. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 | 01:01 PM
How might GWB be listed? King George? Gee Dummy? Torquemada Bush? Shrubbya? George Gay Bash? Lying Sack of Shit (I like that one) |
pacifico555
Member
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 | 10:11 AM
I think the crank calls to politicans could be a great comedy bit for Chris Rock or David Chappell.
To Al Gore...
ring. ring.
"I'm calling for Al Gore."
"This is he. Why are you calling me at 2 in the morning?"
"Well my Internet is out and since you invented..."
"Arrgh!" Click.
[insert your own joke here] |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 | 06:07 PM
Crank call to "Current Occupant of The White House": Brrrring... "Yellow, White House"... is Dick there, you know, DICK?... "Sorry, Sir/Madam, Mr. Cheney is at an undisclosed location at the moment"... So, you folks in The White House are all DICKLESS?... "Yes, we have no Dicks at the moment... but we have plenty of ASSHOLES...would you like to speak to Mr. Bush?"... no thanks, I'll call back |
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 | 10:00 PM
I thought Colon Powell was the asshole. Bush is, well, a bush. |
pacifico
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 | 11:30 PM
The busboy says he didn |
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