alteregogi
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 | 11:41 AM
My vote...
Real, but stupid |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 | 11:42 AM
AH! The solution I have always so desperately been looking for!
prt... -uh, sorry - prt.... |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 | 11:43 AM
Wouldn't a plug-in version work better?! |
alteregogi
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 | 11:45 AM
Are do you mean a version that plugs into outlet holes, or into a person's hole? |
alteregogi
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 | 11:47 AM
Me fail english? That's unpossible! |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 | 11:47 AM
Can you get a plug-in with a duck call? |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 | 12:22 PM
"The activated carbon cloth pad is washable and reusable."
Activated?? I think I've heard just about enough about things being 'activated'. |
skepticality
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 | 01:53 PM
It's a plan created by women forcing men to feel the discomfort of pads in thier underwear as well. |
Accipiter
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 | 05:46 PM
I've actually seen people on airplanes take cushions similar to these to sit on, for the same use. It's not exactly a new idea. I don't know how well it would work, though. It's not something that I would really feel like running tests on. |
Accipiter
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 | 05:47 PM
"Excuse me, sir, but would you mind eating this can of beans and then sitting on this carbon-filled cushion for a few hours? Thank you for your co-operation in furthering our scientific knowledge." |
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 | 08:39 PM
This is the exact reason, why most carseats are cloth and not vinyl any longer...Most people don't know it, but Lee Iacoca, one-time Top Dog at Chrysler Corp., had a severe flatulence problem...no gas shortage with Iacoca...fill 'er up |
The Curator
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 | 09:07 PM
Once on a transatlantic flight I had to sit next to a guy whose B.O. was so bad it literally made me want to vomit. He was a cop from Lithuania. Didn't speak any English. And there wasn't a free seat anywhere on the plane to move to. Whoever the most disgusting/smelliest person on a flight is, I'll end up having to sit next to them. It's inevitable. |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 | 09:55 AM
But...if this thing just covers up the smell - there's still the sound. People will still know you're doing it. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 | 10:08 AM
funny Alex, I've heard people who sat next to you say the same.... 😛 |
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 | 04:24 PM
Dear Mr. Alex Boese: My services have been retained by a group of concerned Smelly Lithuanian Cops... On their behalf, I must demand that you Cease and Desist in your actions regarding degrading and malicious remarks, thereby harming my client's social standing and ability to earn...If you choose to continue this defamatory course of action, we will be forced to sue for Character Assasination...Yours Truly, H.H.HoudiniXXIII,Esq. |
