Angel-Light Revamped, now God-Light
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Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
May 12, 2005
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<a href="http://www.baytoday.ca/content/news/details.asp?c=8267">Angle Light Ascends to God Light</a>
<i>the North Bay inventor said he has reconfigured his see-through-walls Angel Light and used it to reverse Parkinson’s disease symptoms in one patient, shrink and eliminate breast cysts in another, reduce the size of cancer tumours in lab mice, regenerate plant growth, and hasten seed germination.</i>
Unfortunately, it no longer can be used to see through walls. He's offering 20,000 dollars to anyone that can disprove his claims, though!
Edited by Charybdis to fix link
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Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 | 08:55 PM
Shouldn't it be more like he needs to prove his claims??? What frickin' idiots...
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Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 | 09:10 PM
Nice link BTW... |
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 | 09:52 PM
Whoops, that worked terribly... worked in the preview, though. Hmph.
http://www.baytoday.ca/content/news/details.asp?c=8267 |
Cranky Media Guy
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 | 02:05 AM
Damn, you beat me to posting this, Citizen. I was ready to be all up on stuff and snide and everything and you beat me to it! Grrrrrr. |
David B.
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 | 03:44 AM
"Shouldn't it be more like he needs to prove his claims???"
No, no, no. Remember what Carl Sagan said: "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."
So presumeably, totally ludicrous claims need totally ludicrous evidence.
Perhaps I should offer a $20000 prize for anyone who can prove to me that the world isn't flat? Of course, *I* get to decide if they've succeeded or not.
It's miles cheaper that way! 😊 |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 | 07:56 AM
Soooo, did he completely give up the one that could see through walls???? I suppose it is for the best, who would want a machine that will enable the user to see through walls.... |
Cranky Media Guy
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 | 02:49 PM
Stephen said:
"Soooo, did he completely give up the one that could see through walls???? I suppose it is for the best, who would want a machine that will enable the user to see through walls...."
Please tell me that was sarcasm.
One thing that Troy has definitely discovered is a press that will print any stupid unsubstantiated bullshit he comes up with. |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 | 09:50 AM
So now it can make things grow, and also stop things from growing...fabulous! |
Cranky Media Guy
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 | 03:14 PM
Maegan said:
"So now it can make things grow, and also stop things from growing...fabulous!"
Further proof of the Genius of Troy Hurtubise! |
intjudo
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 | 06:09 PM
There is also a "part two" to the article, here they both are:
Part One:
http://www.baytoday.ca/content/news/details.asp?c=8267
Part Two:
http://www.baytoday.ca/content/news/details.asp?c=8271
More of the same formula, which by now is familiar to anyone who's followed the original "Angel Light" thread: a bunch of earth-shaking, unsubstantiated claims, a bunch of anonymouse "experts" etc. All spoon-fed to the credulous and would-be scooper Phil Novak.
Phil BTW is either part of an elaborate and sustained hoax or is the world's dumbest journalist working for the world's dumbest editor working for the worst "news"paper ever. The fact that they keep printing this junk is either hilarious or outrageous.
I'm endlessly amused by Troy, but as far as baytoday.ca goes I'm either amused to the point of hilarity or incensed, depending on whether they're hoaxing or just plain ol' rotten journalists.
In other related news, I saw Troy in yet another "documentary:" the Max-X TV show of the world's all-time dumbest dudes. Guess who placed in the #1 spot? Right! Our man Troy! World's #1 dumbest dude according to the experts at Max-X! Admittedly this doesn't prove anything, but then again neither do the Discovery Channel "documentaries."
Here's a "God Light" radio interview:
http://www.intalek.com/AV/Troy-Hurtubise-Interview2.wma
Here's good one-stop-shopping for the Hurtubise junkie:
http://www.americanantigravity.com/hurtubise.shtml
Troy's claims keep escalating. In order to get his next attention fix he'll have to claim he's *talking* to god. Or maybe that he *is* god. |
Cranky Media Guy
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 | 06:29 PM
I wish I could say that this kind of pseudo-scientific "reporting" was limited to Bay Today. Unfortunately, it isn't.
Just the other night, my local Fox affiliate, KPTV, Channel 12 out of Portland, OR, ran a story about a "picture" of Jesus Christ as a child.
Half-expecting them to whip out a snapshot of Jesus from his prom night, I waited for the actual story.
What they finally told their audience was that some guy in Italy took the "face" from the Shroud of Turin and, using that software police employ to "age" pictures of kidnapped children in reverse, produced a "picture" of what Jesus *might* have looked like as a child.
I shouldn't have to tell you what's wrong with this entire idea, but I will on the off chance that you aren't familiar with the REAL history of the Shroud.
First, the Shroud is a medieval-era forgery. This has been established via carbon dating of some threads taken from the Shroud. This fact alone invalidates the entire "reverse aging" process.
Secondly, the typical picture of Christ seen in Western countries depicts him as a caucasian, which is of course absurd, given the geographical area in which Christ lived.
Third, "aging" is far from an exact science. The software is only good for giving you an idea of what a person *might* look like at a certain age.
I wouldn't be in the least surprised to see Troy's amazing used-to-be-able-to-see-through-walls-but-can't-anymore-but -now-can-cure-cancer device on KPTV's "news" show any night soon. |
intjudo
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 | 06:45 PM
Pretty amazing what passes for "news" these days.
I saw an article somewhere showing how the Shroud could have been forged even in Christ's time...something to do with vinegar and letting the sun bleach the material? Can't remember exactly...it might have been on this site actually.
Remember that clown from The Guardian who "sourced" the bay Today Angel Light article? I just sent him an email informing him that he could still be the first major news source to scoop the God Light, which passes for something funny and constructive to do if you're warped like I am. |
Shalay XZealese
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 | 09:53 PM
OMG awesome!! Now its called God Light, and it cures deseases and helps heal faster!!!
This guy Troy is amazing! |
Cranky Media Guy
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 | 01:51 AM
Just when you thought all was lost, our Canadian pal Troy is back:
http://baytoday.ca/content/news/details.asp?c=8634
Be sure to read the last two or three paragraphs. They're the best! |
Arthur Abrams
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 | 07:34 PM
Troy Hurtubise's "fire paste" was a ligitimate invention. Now, with his almost certainly phony claims of a light that can see through walls and even cure diseases in the hopes of becoming known around the world, in my eyes he has become an iligitimate figure in science. |
Randall Townsend
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 | 12:04 AM
It's amazing how a guy can go from brilliant to an idiot in a split second. |
just a guy with an open mind
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 | 03:56 PM
sad thing is not that this man, Troy Hurtubise, has made these claims, rather the sad thing is when people like you sit and mock what you dont know. Im not the religious type, from the looks of it i wouldnt say any of you were either. Yet you seem to follow in its same footsteps. The dogma displayed is alive in your views. why not open your mind to the thought that we (as humans) know alot less about this universe than we think we know. Take a chance a delve into the unknown and try and understand it rather than dismiss it simple because it doesnt fit in the perfectly intricated blue print that society has created. Intelligence is not measured on how much you know, rather it is measured by your understanding and realization of your own ignorance. |
Totally rad!
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 | 04:47 PM
just a guy with an open mind, your mind is so open that your brains seem to have fallen right out of your head. No one is saying that Troy's claims are impossible, they're saying that without meeting basic rigor, and replication, that he has no right to make any claims at all. Real scientists talk to other real scientists first, and unless you see quotations from a peer reviewed journal, you're probably reading about an attention seeker, spouting psuedo-science to a half-wit journalist. There is also the very real posibility that he's just drumming up publicity for the auction that will follow. |
just a guy with a LOGICAL mind
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 | 09:15 AM
My cousin grew up with this guy -- and from a very young age he has been a flake, con-artist, mooch and a drop-out. Seems to us that he is trying every possible angle to bilk someone into "investing" some money with him so that he can live for a while longer before having to get himself a real job. His Grizzly documentary is the stupidest thing I have ever seen -- unforseen obstacles and bad luck my ass -- this guy would fudge his huggies if he ever saw a picture of a bear let alone had to face one -- he never had intention of doing this ... |
just a guy with a LOGICAL mind
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 | 09:18 AM
now he offers money (which he doesn't have anyway) to have someone DISPROVE a negative -- someone please make this idiot go away ... |
pureNRG
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 | 11:40 PM
you don't under stand, this is the stuff the "man " is keeping from us. look at john hutchitson, troy is the same. mlk had a dream that did the impossible. wh can' troy. |
Mark Slaymaker
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 | 01:05 PM
I see a lot of skepticism in the responses above. Mind you, there are two kinds of skeptics: There are the ones who say, |
Cranky Media Guy
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 | 01:43 PM
Mark Slaymaker said:
"Yes, I am still a skeptic about the God light, but I am not ready to call him an idiot, not without real data and research- meet his challenge first if you want to mock him."
That's not how things work, Mark. You can't prove a negative. If Hurtubise wishes to be taken seriously, all he has to do is TURN THE MACHINE ON and show that it works.
If I claim to be able to fly under my own power, it isn't your job to prove that I can't, it's MY job to show that I CAN.
In the absence of any proof that his machine does the things he says it can, why should anyone beleive him? |
Mark Slaymaker
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 | 04:04 PM
You mean you've been to his place, asked him to show you, and he refused? Or, someone you know, or know of, has done this very thing?
I'm not professing I believe his machine is what he says it is. I,for one thing,just recently heard about it.
When it comes to backing and getting a product in the main stream....What I am saying is there is a lot of science out there being stifled because the "powers that be" (powerful people with LOTs of $$$) will stop anything that stands to seriously infringe on their profit. A machine that professes to CURE disease is a definite threat to western medicines "money making" business. Believe me there are a lot of powerful people in the, so called, medical field who would prefer to shut this guy up,(whether it's true or not!). If you think this is a ridiculous hypothesis, try reading some of the stuff on Dr Candice Pert's work on aids (who discovered the opiate receptor) or David Bohm's theory's on intrinsic/extrinsic reality (known for his involvement in the Manhattan experiment), or even Tesla's work on free energy.
I'm just saying, don't let new ideas fall on deaf ears just because it doesn't fall inside our comfortable perception of reality. One thing I am sure of is that our basic understanding of reality and our universe is flawed. |
Cranky Media Guy
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 | 04:16 PM
Mark Slaymaker said:
"Believe me there are a lot of powerful people in the, so called, medical field who would prefer to shut this guy up,(whether it's true or not!). If you think this is a ridiculous hypothesis, try reading some of the stuff on Dr Candice Pert's work on aids (who discovered the opiate receptor) or David Bohm's theory's on intrinsic/extrinsic reality (known for his involvement in the Manhattan experiment), or even Tesla's work on free energy."
None of that is relevant. Troy Hurtubise has demonstrated an ability to get press for his inventions. It should be pretty easy for him to call a press conference at which he simply TURNS THE MACHINE ON and shows the world what it can do.
What is so difficult about that that it presents some kind of hardship for him? Just show us that it works, Troy. That (and only that) would shut up any and all skeptics. In the absence of that, all we have is his word and that simply isn't good enough. |
Mark Slaymaker
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 | 06:32 PM
well, I have to agree, put up or shut up. My only question is, are you sure there's nothing stopping him? |
Cranky Media Guy
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 | 12:50 AM
Well, if there's something stopping him from demonstrating the powers that he says his invention is capable of, he should say so. |
Roksanda Kosmajac
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 | 04:16 AM
TESLA technology, stolen from the 36 boxes left in his apt. at the time of his death, given to the Japanese and many other individuals, various through Dreams as Mr. Ellis claims (Angel Light is nothing more than the capacity of Star Wars, Laser beams, microwave & electro-magnetic tech. put together by the U.S. after translating Tesla's stolen work). Same thing for SOLAR, NANO, HADRON, the Digital tech, Wireless Cell Phones, Loptops, Fiber Optics, EVERYTHING that has hit the Planet Earth more or less these last 66 yrs. were taken from these Stolen Crates of TESLA designated to the SERBS + the family of Tesla's sister Angelina. Mr. John Ellis of John Ellis Water also claims to have had dreams for his discovery of his Electron water, ALL Pure TESLA ~ Shame on You ALL. Shame on you CIA, shame on ALL of you Thieves. Same for MP3's, LCD's, Plasma TVs, transistors, Micro-chips, Nuclear Stations, SHAME on THE WORLD !
YOU FINANCE WARS to MURDER the SERBS in the WORST POSSIBLE FASHION (gouging of Eyes, Impalings, Roasting them Alive, Mutilating & Cutting body parts), YET you TAKE all this TECH & run with it!
Blody AMERICA + her Zionists PAID for ALL these Wars, including Both WWs because of TESLA's BRAIN~ |
Roksanda Kosmajac
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 | 04:26 AM
And while TESLA was alive, he was the REAL BRAIN of ALL this so-called Progress, of course with financing from American tycoons, such as Edison, Westinghouse, Ford, J.P. Morgan, etc. Also was able to connect ALL the advances of the West & smaller machines into the LARGE ones that they are Today!
TESLA is the REAL Brain of the CAR (Model T), Radio, TV, Computer, Plane & JET Engine (not the Wright Bros. only Daredevils), the Helicopter (whith his nephew Nicolas TERBO[jevic] who is also the Inventor of the TURBO motor). ALL the satellites in Space, Improved the Telescope & Microscope to what they are Today, ALL the Space Travel is TESLA. He is the Brain of the 1st Telephone sold to Bell because of his last name and a bell involved in the telephone. TESLA based the telephone on Morse's telegraph, of course. Also the brain of the Gramophone, AC/DC, all the lights in the world, X-rays, Pulse & Propulsion tech (Titanic & the submarines), Projectiles, Refrigerator, generators & transformers (practically given for free to Westinghouse), color Camera, motion picture camera (sold to the Bros. Lumiere because Lumiere means light in French), Endless. TESLA'S BRAIN is unequalled~ EVERYTHING USED to SLAUGHTER THE SLAVS + THE SERBS |
lol
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 | 07:30 AM
Roksanda,
Really? I mean Really?
Idiot. |
Roksanda
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 | 10:17 AM
Idiot. |
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