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Joke - Fave Movie Joke
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Posted By:
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
Apr 21, 2005
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I love The Boondock Saints, it's one of my all time fave movies, up there with LOTR and Equilibrium. This joke is told during the movie and I thought I'd share it with those poor people who have yet to see it.
Three men are walking along the beach, a mexican, an african american and a white dude. They find a bottle and when they rub it, out pops a genie. The genie grants them all one wish. The mexican says, "I wish that all my mexican brethren and me could be transported back to our native homeland and we could all be happy there.'
Poof! The mexican disappears. The genie turns to the african american. "And what is your wish?"
"I wish that all my african brothers and I can all go back to our motherland and be happy and free."
Poof! The black guys disappears. The genie turns to the white guy. "And what is your wish?"
The white guy looks thoughful. "Are you telling me that all the spicks and blacks are gone from america?"
The genie nods. "Oh, in that case then, I'll have a coke."
I don't usually like racist jokes but I like that one probably coz of the way it's told in the movie. If you don't find it funny here, rent the movie and you'll see what I mean. But a warning for you guys in America, you will get the sensored version which is no way in the world as funny. Especially the cat scene...
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Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 | 08:59 AM
I've seen the first 30 minutes of that movie about 10 times, but I get interrupted & can't finish. It's not available to rent at my local place, and I'm not doing Netflix right now. It is sort of funny though. It was the favorite movie a quite a few people I know. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 | 09:01 AM
Not bad. |
Accipiter
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 | 10:06 AM
The sad thing is how many people that joke would be a true depiction of. |
Razela
in Chicago, IL
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 | 06:53 PM
At some universities, Boondock Saints is the movie to watch on St. Patrick's Day. If you are in one of the towns where it is the thing to do, you have to rent it way ahead of time to even get a copy. |
Ben
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 | 10:55 PM
best movie!!
i know what you mean about the joke, its gotta be in that situation, with the big mafia dude. great joke, even greater movie!!!
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