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Breast Size Determines Womens Personalities????
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Posted By:
X
in McKinney, TX
Apr 19, 2005
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<b>Important info for all men!!!!!</b>
An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts.
According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."
He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman's chest size says about her.
The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.
For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."
Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."
Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."
Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."
Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.
A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."
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Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 | 02:18 AM
Boo, I think you've just made every bloke's fantasy! Magically increasing boobs! :lol:
You're not doing any breast enhancing exercises, are you? 😕 |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 | 06:47 AM
Not as far as I'm aware.
I mean, don't get me wrong, they're not humungous jubblies or anything, but they're a fair bit larger than they were when I was eighteen or so.
And there's no corresponding size increase in the rest of me.
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LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 | 07:21 AM
What's the problem, Boo! You've got a natural solution where other chicks turn to silicone. And silicone is a turn-off with me. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 | 07:58 AM
Poor Boo.
*pat* *pat*
Big breasts and a LaMa stalking you. It doesn't get much worse. |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 | 05:53 PM
Boo! We must be kindred spirits. Mine are always changing size! Usually for the bigger. But if I diet for long enough, I get can them smaller again. And Birth Control??? I might as well be shopping at the tent and awning store for a bra. Boobies aren't as fun for women as they are for men. |
Accipiter
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 | 07:56 PM
That's why we men aren't silly enough to grow them on our own bodies. "Leave 'em to the women," we decided, "let them have all the worries." Unfortunately, when we weren't looking somebody stuck these other odd protrusions between our legs. I guess we'll just have to make do with what we've got. |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 | 03:41 AM
I dunno, I quite like mine. They help me get what I want from men...
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LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 | 11:01 AM
Big breasts and a LaMa stalking you. It doesn't get much worse. - Charyb
Well yes, it can: if you would stalk her.
And this isn't stalking; it is courtship. Which is something you are not used to.
Boo; what shape they have? (note: this is just a comment to keep this post on-topic. Nothing is implied. You don't need to answer, though you may of course. Photo's are even better) |
Razela
in Chicago, IL
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 | 06:52 PM
Nice Stephen, but we all know your post is just a ruse to get us to all divulge detailed info about our boobs.
I actually just did look at mine after reading this to see what fruit I could compare mine too. Seriously, I just can't figure it out. They are just boob shaped.
And as for small breasted girls having boobs that look like cherries, are the cherries suppose to be the nipple, because usually if their breasts don't petrude alot, they still take up some chest space.
Oh and Boo, my heart goes out to you! I can't even imagine how much things would suck for me if my boobs were still growing! They are big enough as they are, thank you very much. Any bigger and I would be seriously considering breast reduction sugery. |
zara
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 | 08:07 AM
has anyone heard about girls having success in any of the boob growing creams? |
Dita
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 | 02:44 AM
I have a very small breast and I would like to have a natyral breast enlargement like using estrogen. What do you think? |
Rosslyn
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 | 06:49 AM
Non surgical methods just do not help.
But breast implants also look bad. here, for example
<a href="http://plasticsergeant.com/home/breast-surgery/breast-augmentation">http://plasticsergeant.com/home/breast-surgery/breast-augmentation</a>
We all should be greatful with what we've been given!(men adore my a-cup breasts!) |
Wie werde ich Astrologe
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 | 12:46 AM
I don't believe in this. The personalities of women are based on their signs and not on their breast size. Although some personalities stated in the article may match to some women, but I think it's just purely coincidence and not really because of their breast size. |
LAn
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 | 08:53 PM
THERE'S BRAINS BEHIND BOOBS? i thought your brain was in your head.... :ohh: |
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 | 04:42 AM
so why not have nice pics of each type! for some weird reason i want a fruit cup ..........hope no one's pregnant |
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