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Joke: Physician’s Comments
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Posted By:
The Curator
in San Diego
Apr 19, 2005
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I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab test, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no", I replied. "I've never done either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, I heard that all red meat is very unhealthy."
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf / sailing / ballooning / motorcycling / rock climbing?" "No I don't", I said.
He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?" "No", I said. "I have never done any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?"
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Accipiter
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 09:02 PM
I kind of wonder about the last doctor who did a check-up on me. He said that I was in excellent shape, considering the shape that I was in. Should I find that reassuring, or should I go update my Last Will & Testament? |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 | 07:53 AM
Thats tooooo Funny.....Where is Boy Wonder this morn.? |
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