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Viagra Joke
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Posted By:
The Curator
in San Diego
Apr 14, 2005
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The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.
The top ten were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper!
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs
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Comments
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 08:53 AM
HA! Good one. I wish I could post that on my cubicle wall. |
Just a random guy
in in a hospital, out of a long coma
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 10:11 AM
HAHA! Omg, seriously alex, you should just write a book with all the jokes you post on here 😛 |
Hyped on Caffiene
in Michigan down by the river
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 11:11 AM
Dont believe him he laffs at anything. He cracked up just lookin at his avata :lol: |
hydrocodone
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 | 05:46 AM
Hello all. |
EDG
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 | 01:04 PM
LOL "Viagra, Like a rock!" That one is my favorite. I am going to put a decal that says that on the back of my friends chevy!!! Let's see how long it takes him to notice. jajajaja |
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