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‘Nother Joke
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Posted By:
Winona
in USA
Apr 14, 2005
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The Internal Revenue Service sends an auditor to the synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks and then turns to the Rabbi, and says, I noticed that you buy a lot of candles. "Yes," answered the Rabbi. Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then, they send us a free box of candles."
Oh, replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question actually had a practical answer. "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls."
"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?"
"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi.
What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the Internal Revenue Service"
"Internal Revenue?!," questioned the auditor in disbelief. "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Internal Revenue ... and about once a year, they send us a little prick like you.
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Comments
Just a random guy
in in a hospital, out of a long coma
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 08:30 AM
HA! nice one |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 08:54 AM
TEHE!! |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 09:58 AM
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper." Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie."
Confused, the man went to his rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the rabbi. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel."
The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?"
"No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed!" |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 10:56 AM
HA! |
Hyped on Caffiene
in Michigan down by the river
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 11:18 AM
Better than having jesus' foreskin lyin around |
Myst
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 01:52 PM
Hehehe! |
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