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Joke: Two women arrive at the Pearly Gates
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Posted By:
The Curator
in San Diego
Apr 13, 2005
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Two women arrive at the Pearly Gates and are comparing stories on how they died.
1st woman: I froze to death
2nd woman: How horrible
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you ?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart-attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But, Instead, I found him in the den all by himself watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened ?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all through the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then, I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up till I had looked everywhere. I finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart-attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive!!
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Comments
Evildream
in You mamas house
Member
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 06:29 PM
Ha
Funny Monkey |
Hyped on Caffiene
in Michigan down by the river
Member
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 11:42 AM
So many women would be alive...if freezers weren't so darn cold |
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