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Joke: pirate
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Posted By:
Winona
in USA
Apr 13, 2005
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Pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now"
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? "What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over.
I looked up and one of them shit in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird shit."
"It was my first day with the hook." 😊
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Comments
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 12:12 PM
A pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants.
The bartender says to the pirate "Do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate replies "Aaargh, it's driving me nuts" |
Winona
in USA
Member
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 12:22 PM
lol, i like that one better. |
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 06:16 PM
What luck... all that bad luck comes his way, loses a leg to a cannon shot, then a hand to a sword... after all that bad luck the bird manages to shit right in his eye...
Sounds just like my luck...
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