Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 | 08:34 PM
Very funny... and actually wouldn't surprise me a bit considering the state of affairs (no pun intended) today... |
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 12:37 AM
Does she automatically get custody of the kids too? |
Razzle Berry
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 04:05 AM
Yeah, ever notice how much of a slut barbie is, ok there's those new "Beach Fun" or whatever dolls and she looks like christina fucking agularia in "Dirty" then she dumps Ken who has like a zillion jobs, he is handsome and responsible and an all around good guy, then when the beach ones come out she goes out with astripper Surfur person |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 04:13 AM
Gosh, you seem mighty het up about it, Razzle Berry.
Isn't the surfer person supposed to be Ken anyway?
Pah, never much liked Barbie.
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Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 09:47 AM
I played with a Gem doll. It wasn't until I was older that I realized that she was getting "turned on" by a switch on her back. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 11:01 AM
Maegan, you upset my world! Then isn't that the normal way???!!!!! :grrr: |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 11:06 AM
All women should have easily accessible "turned on" switches. Then we wouldn't have to work so hard.
😊 |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 11:22 AM
We do. Men just have a hard time finding it. 😊
(That sounds over the top, even to me. Sorry!) |
Dany
in Waco, Texas
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 11:28 AM
There is a pregnacy barbie that came out a few years ago. At the time I was dating a guy that worked at a toy store. At the time she came out my boyfriend and I joke that a STD barbie would come soon after that. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 11:30 AM
My ex's was the back of her neck. All I had to do was brush it with my fingers, even during an argument, and she'd lose her train of thought, and get all goosebumpy, and, well, 'amorous'. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 11:42 AM
Rod, that's not the kind of spot I meant. 😉
But I'll just stop while I'm ahead.... :-D |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 11:54 AM
Which part of "easily accessible" did you not get Winona? We shouldn't have to grope for it. We should be able to just reach out and smack it when we're interested. Hey, that's an idea! It should be on your face for easy smackin'! :cheese:
Please don't hurt me.
:red:
My friend's girlfriend would pretty much lose control if you kissed her. Anywhere. On the neck, arm, fingers, back, whatever. She just instantly switched into "the mood". For me it's just a woman really close to me breathing in my ear. I will actually fall over if it goes on too long. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 11:56 AM
Of course, I think we're going off topic again. Go figure.
Alright everyone! Post your "turned on" switch. You know, just in case we ever accidentally meet in person.
😉 |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 11:56 AM
I know that's not the spot you meant. But you DID say easily accessible...
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X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 12:04 PM
HAAA!!!! that is funny....
Reminds me of Gangsta Bitch Barbie.
http://www.chillibomb.com/barbie/pages/gangsta-barbie_jpg.htm |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 12:07 PM
:lol:
For a while I used to modify Barbies. My favorite one was a punk one that I really wish I had kept. Nearly shaved head with a little black stubble, fishnet stockings, punk style makeup, the works. It was very cool. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 12:15 PM
Being male, my turned on switch is pretty easy to flip.
"Would you take the garbage out?"
"Wanna do it?"
"There's a dead mouse in the basement."
"Gross. Wanna do it?"
"Oh my god, someone just shot at me!"
"That prick! Wanna do it?"
"Aliens just landed and killed your mom!"
"Later. Wanna do it?"
I think you see where I'm going with this...
:lol: |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 12:23 PM
mmmmmmmm, not yet I don't. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 02:39 PM
The problem with women is, they have so many switches, you're never sure you use the right one for the occasion. Even without the added point that each model works entirely differently.
It's rather like flying a jumbojet. A whole
goddam checklist of hundreds of switches and checks to go over for half an hour at least or so and then it seems she never wants to leave the runway and start to fly. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 02:50 PM
That was just beautiful LaMa.
:lol:
Women should be like motorcycles - one good kick and they're rearin' to go.
😜 |
Smerk
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 01:54 AM
I think I'm offended for all women everywhere.
Meanwhile, I'm also ROTFL! Aah, I always like a guy with a sense of humor...seems as though there're several here... :lol: |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 05:01 AM
...Like a jumbojet. That's what I wanna hear when I get into bed.
"OOh, baby, you're such a jumbojet."
Seriously. No wonder you guys are always online. |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 05:03 AM
:lol:
Nothing more sexy, indeed. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 05:29 AM
"Sorry baby, just checking your tail flaps before take-off...." |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 05:33 AM
It's also a good idea to check the runway before departure. You don't want to be rolling over something sharp and pointy during takeoff. |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 06:27 AM
...the flight will be turbulent if you don't stop making plane jokes. |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 06:29 AM
Oh, they were supposed to be jokes?
😜 |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 07:23 AM
I can always count on you guys for a laugh first thing, ROFL! |
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 08:02 AM
All my boyfriend's gotta do to me is kiss my neck and I'm all over him. lol sounds cliche, but it drives me wild lol |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 08:18 AM
I'm like Chary, but also like bratty. *turns me into a puddle* |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 08:21 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... neck kissing and ear blowing. I also have very sensitive shoulder blades for some reason. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 08:23 AM
Shoulder blades drive me batty...I'm too ticklish, lol. |
Hyped on Caffiene
in Michigan down by the river
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 11:22 AM
Next on Jerry Springer..Men with shoulder blade fetishs |
Razzle Berry
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 12:11 PM
You are all pigs. |
Razzle Berry
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 12:12 PM
Joking, hahaha |
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 02:09 AM
I think it's time that Barbie and Ken split up. Ken is a loser - He's never held on to the same job for more than a year and he went 'cruisy' during the 70's - Even wore a goldplated buttplug around his neck with his disco outfit. Heaven knows what sort of things he picked up . . .
As for Barbie . . . she has had a thing with Skipper ever since the magical camping trip of 1968. Look at the box cover - Ken is setting up the tent, while Barbie has her hand between Skipper's thighs, and the pair of them are exchanging loving looks.
And Ken cannot be the father of Barbies child. He has never come in her box with her. |
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 05:02 AM
I have a thing about necks. If a guy has a great neck I'll be drooling and my hubby will be scowling! Lucky for him, he has a tasty neck! |
Boo
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 05:10 AM
I don't care about other people's necks to the extent of thinking about whether or not they have a good one, but I do like to nibble on them.
Mmmmmmmm.... |
Smerk
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 05:40 AM
Gosh, I communicate with a load of vampires!
I think I already mentioned I like guys with a sense of humor...I'm not much into neck nibbling, but I do like finger fiddling (okay, that really sounds wrong - I'm just keeping the alliteration going!) |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 05:43 AM
🧛
Finger fiddling.
:lol: |
Smerk
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 05:51 AM
Neck nibbler! :lol: |
