Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 | 09:27 PM
I, Hairy, predict Stephen will pass pellets when he gets back to work on Monday and reads all our barbed comments on his lame attempt to get chicks on his "Female Wanted" thread. Only a couple of hours left if you want to insult him a bit. I mean, I don't know if I'd give him the ED treatment, but I think he deserves a good pile-on, just because he's occasionally a wanker. I could be wrong. Your turn |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 | 09:30 PM
I, Hairy, also predict that George W. Bush will outlaw the Wankel Rotary Engine, and Stephen, by this time next week. No Wankels, No Wankers |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 | 09:31 PM
I, Hairy, also predict that Winking in Public will become illegal in The States by the end of April. No Winking, No Wankels, No Wankers. That Stinks |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 | 09:49 PM
I, Rod, predict that Stephen will pull out his closest gun and go postal soon after logging on to the site on Monday morning. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 | 10:44 PM
I, Rod, predict that Hairy's ring will grow.
NO, not that one, the fairy ring in his lawn. |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 02:11 AM
I, Smerk, predict that I'll post a joke in the next 10 minutes thanks to Hairy's no winking policy... |
Just a random guy
in in a hospital, out of a long coma
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 08:03 AM
I, Just a random guy, predict that my baby seal avatar will hypnotize you all with its complete half-circle smile, forcing you to follow my commands and send me $20 5 minutes after you read this post... |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 08:11 AM
I predict that any random guy who uses a seal as an Avatar will eventually get his Butt kicked!!!
Now, if it was a baby seal getting clubed, that might be acceptable.
A note "I do not support the clubbing of seals in any way, only because I don't wan't PETA officials all over me." |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 11:08 AM
I, Charybdis, hereby predict: that a topic posted by Alex will result in an argument between the "why do you need proof, why can't you take things on faith" group (usually only one or two people posting under different names) and the "if we took everything only on faith we would still be living in caves eating tree bark" group (usually Rod, Cranky, etc) with intermittent Hairyisms thrown in for good measure, within one month.
Or am I making this too easy? |
Nick
in Merrie Olde Englande
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 11:27 AM
I, Nick, predict that 'Sir' Stephen will be back, probably in disguise, perhaps as 'Lord' or 'Baron' Stephen |
Sharruma
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 01:36 PM
I've decided to post a series of predictions for the whole week, these will be accurate to 100% based on the fact that they will be short and open to interpretation however I like.
Monday - Something work related will happen.
Tuesday - Tuesday has something to do with Cars.
Wednesday - A Dog will be involved.
Thursday - This is plant related, probably trees.
Friday - The sun seems to dominate for this day.
Saturday - The colour blue features strongly today
Sunday - I sense death strongly for this day.
I think most of you will find my predictions extraordinarily accurate. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 02:09 PM
WOW! John Edwards has been posting under the name Sharruma!
Things make a little more sense now...
:lol: |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 02:21 PM
Sharruma -
GET OUT OF MY MIND!!!!! |
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 02:51 PM
Starts making wooo noises
and follows it up with the theme from the twilight zone. |
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 02:52 PM
*mutters*
That was supposed to read spooky woooo noises. :( |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 05:17 PM
I, Hairy, predict:That Sport Utility Vehicles, or SUVs, will be replaced by Human Powered Vehicles, or HPVs, by the first day of Summer. I predict that this will include varied forms, such as the Favorite Exercise Excursion Transport, or FEET, the Basic Inertia and Kinetic Energizer, or BIKE, and the Suburban Transport Rolling Oscillation Lad Lorry Exporter, or STROLLER |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 05:21 PM
I'm sorry - I left the "R" out of the Stroller gag. That "R" stands for: "R" we gonna pay these high gas prices? Sure we will, I predict |
The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 05:42 PM
Protect Stephen? Protect him from what? Evil monsters? |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 06:09 PM
Protection from torch-toting, pitchfork-poking citizens of Hoaxsylvania, would be my guess. "All things in moderation, including moderators", that's my motto |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 06:10 PM
Actually, my motto's "Eat Or Go Home", but I predict you knew that |
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 06:49 PM
I predict that this website will go one till the year 3015 and by then there will be a robo alex the 8th |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 06:53 PM
I, Smerk, predict that possibly one day I will forget to refer to myself as Smerk and use my real name instead...
Sharruma - work related prediction came true - major server crash...no internet for most of day...very hard to cope without forum! 🙄 |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 06:54 PM
SF, you haven't met "Evil" Alex... |
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 06:57 PM
evil alex? I think my body just gave of grusome shudder |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 07:17 PM
Yup. Check out <a href="http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/forum/forum_comments/2621/">this thread</a> if you wanna learn more... |
The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 08:00 PM
I predict that one day this forum will be populated entirely by artificial-intelligence robots trading comments back and forth. Forever. |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 08:10 PM
That's a scary thought, Alex. What use would AI robots have to converse on hoaxes that humans did years before their existence...wait, don't answer that. They'd probably be doing it for the same reasons as we are. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 08:23 PM
Maybe this will be the thread, in one possible future, that gives John Connor the resolve to rise against the machines...
😊 |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 08:30 PM
"I, Smerk, predict that possibly one day I will forget to refer to myself as Smerk and use my real name instead..." - Umm, can't remember who wrote this...
Actually, some might have caught it already, as I inadvertently, and with no malice aforethought, have given enough clues for them to narrow it down, if they know where to look.
I realized a bit after I posted said clues what I had done...
:down: |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 08:35 PM
I must've missed those posts! It'd also be a bit confusing, cos I notice there is someone else here who does use my given name (although, I suppose it is her's aswell - it's a common enough name)...enough clues for you all? |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 08:44 PM
I, Smerk, predict that I'll be heading to the hairdressers to cover up those blonde roots which have come into evidence after Rod's post, and my answering post... |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 08:45 PM
I'm sure if someone off the net tried to find me they probably could, but can't live my life worrying about it. I've been on the net long enough that I'm sure my name & addy is out there.
There's only one person on the net I'd be concerned about & he could get it through friendly channels if he was worried about it. |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 08:58 PM
Well, I know if I google my full name, all that comes up are a lot of listings for family tree stuff, and none of it are to do with me. You have to include one of my hobbies with my name to get any websites with my name on them...which Rod has been so nice in doing and posting the link somewhere on this site! (Don't ask!)
As for the rest of my personal details - not a chance! |
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 09:10 PM
I, Hairy, predict that when I Google my full name, I'll get a lot of links to FBI most-wanted lists, newspaper arrest records, that sort of thing. Oh, wait... did you mean my full name Now, or Before the whole identity theft scam? Just a technicality |
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 09:38 PM
Hairy: Identity theft is wrong.
Isn't there a prediction site where you can "lock" in a prediction, for all to see after the date has passed to prove your studly magnificence?
Just wondering...
Phil
http://www.informationproductprotection.com |
Sharruma
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 09:43 PM
I predict that if I google for my real name I'll find nothing relating to it.
As famous as I am I don't actually seem to have any fan sites yet !
My net name is more prolific 😊 |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 09:53 PM
Interesting...my net name turns out to be a legitimate surname...and here's me thinking I had an original name which I created as an anacronym! :down: |
Razela
in Chicago, IL
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 11:09 PM
Actually, if you google my real name you come up with tons of websites because aparently Leonard Bernstein's daughter had the same name as me... |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 | 10:50 AM
I, LaMa, hereby predict that a toe will be found in a McDonalds Happy Meal |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 | 10:52 AM
I, LaMa, predict that the new Pope will legalize condoms, abortion and sodomy, but reject the Copernican system |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 | 10:52 AM
Dammit LaMa! You just spoiled my whole plan.
Now I'll have to resort to Plan #2 - Kidney in a Taco Bell Burrito Supreme |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 | 10:58 AM
You guys should stop giving that chick from California ideas...
😜
Actually, on second thought, give her more! Eventually she can get rid of an entire body. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 | 11:15 AM
Googling my name will reveal you too much I am afraid...
Some people do actually google my name, I can see it in my counter statistics. Now thatis scary: who are they? What do they want from me? |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 | 11:43 AM
Googling my real name gives far too many geneological sites that aren't about me.
Googling my site name reveals that I'm really a Greek sea nymph responsible for drowning sailors. Or I'm one of a variety of British ships.
Oh, and something about a dead hooker - you know, the usual results. |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 | 11:46 AM
What do they want from me?
Your wool? Do LaMa's even have usable wool? |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 | 11:56 AM
Googling my real comes up with next to nothing...
I wasn't too worried when hubby's name came up, as my name is different that his. (and is not my maiden name either, incidentally).
His name is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too common - those Norwegians can't come up with an original name to save their lives. 😉 |
Bonk
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 | 12:20 PM
I predict that one day, I will know what in the world goes on in here. |
