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Online Ordaination
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Posted By:
Just a random guy
in in a hospital, out of a long coma
Apr 08, 2005
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www.ulc.net
Seriously, whats up with this? I was bored in my computer class one day so I decided to run the search on google "how to become an ordained minister in 5 minutes" and actually found websites that showed "how to become an ordained minister in 2 minutes"! I signed up and am now apparently a legally ordained minister. I am allowed to perform " ceremonies of the church (except circumcision), including weddings, funerals, baptisms and blessings, subject to the laws of your country, state, or locality." Anyone out there need some services rendered? 😊
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Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 06:50 PM
thats weird, and they let you use google? thats restricted in my school |
Katherine
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 06:50 PM
Ahahahaha. EXCEPT circumcision...nice one! |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 06:58 PM
Hey- let's cut to the chase. If they don't let you perform circumcisions, then what's the point of being ordained? That reminds me... I need a trim |
Just a random guy
in in a hospital, out of a long coma
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 07:07 PM
Well, if you know youre gonna die in advance (or need someone taken care of) i can now perform the funeral 😛 |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 07:22 PM
LOL, I've had their ordination since about 1993/1994 or so... never used it, but got it.
Anyone looking to get married? 😉 |
Evildream
in You mamas house
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 08:27 PM
um... now that im cool with god, i banish all of you to hell!
Oh and i just exorcised the demon that dwelt within Hairy.
Ahmen |
Sharruma
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 09:06 PM
Thats a nice offer Winona
If I wasn't already married I might've taken you up on it
Are you cute?
I guess I don't really know you that well
But then thats not important these days 😊 |
Just a random guy
in in a hospital, out of a long coma
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 09:50 PM
I hereby bless this entire forum to counter any banishments, nyah! lol |
girlgraves
in Houston Texas
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 10:27 PM
I know a lot of people who get ordained online to perform gay marriages. And it's weird, technically baptism is one of the few sacrements which does not need to be performed by a priest. Woo Hoo 13 years at anglican school finally pays off... |
Myst
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 10:42 PM
ED, You can't banish me to hell, Satan won't let me down there. He is afraid I will take over. 😉 |
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