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Joke: Chalk one up for the old dude
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Posted By:
The Curator
in San Diego
Apr 08, 2005
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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special." At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. " I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account." "I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"
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Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 09:34 AM
HA! where do you get these jokes Alex? :lol: |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 09:51 AM
Thats great! |
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 10:06 AM
Very Good... in fact that might be worth trying... Stephen. The results would have to be better than the story you related in "Picture on the nightstand."
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The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 10:15 AM
My secret source is my wife. Tons of stuff like this gets passed around at the office where she works. I'm convinced (actually, I know) that's all people who work in offices do all day: pass around stupid jokes via email. It's a wonder any work at all gets done in this country. 😉 |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 10:20 AM
Stupid jokes, "You're my bestest friend" glurge, and dirty pictures. I feel so productive. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 10:23 AM
A few times I've wondered how much time this site alone costs companies. 😊 Think about how any people spend time on the site reading and replying x how much they get paid an hour! |
Just a random guy
in in a hospital, out of a long coma
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 10:29 AM
From what i've seen on this site, its probably the cause of our massive defecit 😛 |
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