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X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 12:16 PM
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any! |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 12:26 PM
Agony: a one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls |
Terry Austin
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:20 PM
Earth First! We'll strip mine the other planets later. |
Nick
in Merrie Olde Englande
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 03:10 PM
sona si Latinum loqueris |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 03:31 PM
What does that mean?? |
andychrist
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 03:39 PM
Believe in God
20,000 New Yorkers can't be wrong! |
rain oubliette
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 03:41 PM
If it weren't for family, we wouldn't need alcohol. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 03:52 PM
Premarital Test
A guy decides it's time he got married. He gives each of his current girlfriends $1,000. One spends $200 on clothes and puts $800 in the bank. Second spends $800 on clothes and puts $200 in the bank. Third puts the whole $1,000 in the bank. Which one did he marry?
The one with the big boobs. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 04:30 PM
What do you call a blond with two brain cells?
Answer; pregnant...... |
Katherine
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 05:49 PM
It means "Honk if you speak Latin"--but according to Google (not the most reliable source in the universe, admittedly), it should be Latine and not Latinum. |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 06:51 PM
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
I drive way to fast to worry about cholesterol.
I intend to live forever - so far so good. |
andychrist
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 07:50 PM
JESUS LOVES YOU
Everyone else thinks you're a dork |
aprilshowers
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 07:54 PM
🧛
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE I KILL PEOPLE
actually I saw that on a movie sounded cool though |
Captain Al
in Vancouver Island, Canada
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 08:19 PM
In God We Trust. All others pay cash.
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(And seen on a minivan with California plates)
Cover me, I'm changing lanes! |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 08:23 PM
Horn broke, watch for finger. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 09:26 PM
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 09:27 PM
I am logged in, therefore I am. |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 09:30 PM
Honk if you are stupid enough to actually read the backs of people's cars and then do what it tells you to do.
Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! (I want this one!) |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 09:34 PM
I want this one too - I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop! |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 09:36 PM
Always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up!
Facts are stubborn things.
Who is "they" anyway?
To Err is human, to forgive is simply not our policy.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
And now, for some that DON'T relate directly things commonly said in this forum...
Lottery: A tax on people who don't understand statistics.
I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar. |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 09:47 PM
I've heard that last one before, by a street performer...only thing different, he keeps his in the fridge!
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
No one is listening until you make a mistake. |
Myst
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 09:49 PM
Don't annoy the crazy person! |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 09:53 PM
It's been said many times before, but, here's my fave: GWB Eats Dead Rats |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 01:52 AM
Don't touch me bump |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 01:54 AM
If you're blonde, pull over and surrender yourselve, I'm a cop... |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 01:55 AM
Thank goodness I'm not blonde! I'd be very confused if you had both of those stickers, LaMa! :lol: |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 01:57 AM
How the Hell did YOU get a driver's license?! |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 01:59 AM
Bumper sticker for an opticians van:
If you can read this, you don't need us... |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 01:59 AM
Brake, BRAKE you fool!!!!!!! |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:01 AM
Member of the Lesbian Gerbil Association |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:04 AM
I'm even faster on the hind bench.... |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:05 AM
Call 911, I'm being abducted |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:08 AM
Texans Suck, except my Texan girlfriend, Dammit...
(sorry; its eternal Stephen picking day....) |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:09 AM
What's that ugly creature in my back mirror? |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:14 AM
Whoa, someone slow LaMa down! I can't think of anything even approaching witty with regards to this lot! |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:15 AM
Let your kids watch the Happy Tree Friends!
http://happytreefriends.atomfilms.com/index.html |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:17 AM
(allright, that last one is very nasty, which you'll note when you watch the Happy Tree Friends....) |
Sharruma
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:48 AM
There are always two points of view
Yours and the right one. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 05:10 AM
Bumper sticker for a funeral car:
Honk if you are necrofile... |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 05:36 AM
We are the people your parents warned you about. |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 05:36 AM
...As a side note:
I wasn't allowed to put stickers on my car when I was a teen. I don't do it now...but it's probably b/c it came with stickers. |
Just a random guy
in in a hospital, out of a long coma
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 07:34 AM
Help save the environment, send BUSH back to texas. 😛 |
Just a random guy
in in a hospital, out of a long coma
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 07:34 AM
err, meant to put an a there before bush, but it didnt show up lol |
andychrist
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:10 AM
Emanuel Kant but Kubla khan
Jesus Saves but Moses Invests... and the Mongol Hords
Never again! That's what I always say
My other car is a pile of **** too.
Quality is Our Slogan
And my favorite, unintentionally funny (if frighteningly clueless) bumper sticker:
Don't you think it's a little bit hypocritical to be for abortion after you yourself have been born? |
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:19 AM
Be alert, your country needs lerts! |
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:21 AM
This isn't quite a bumper sticker but an sms my mother sent to my husband.
The australian government has recently declared your birth to be an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down.
And, yes they get along well! |
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:21 AM
Hell was so full, I came back! |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:04 AM
Everything I need to know about life I've learned from reading banned books.
From the looks of my car you would think I reached rock bottom, I started to dig.
God created liquor to keep the Irish from conquering the world |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:07 AM
Work Harder!!
Millions on Welfare depend on you! |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:12 AM
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:16 AM
My brother has the Irish one on his car...tehe.
I had one that I never used:
My other car is the Batmobile.
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My honor student beat up your honor student. |
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 10:32 AM
I may not always be right but I'm never wrong!
the one who laughs last thinks slowest
I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work
one by one the penguins steal my sanity
I only please one person perday todays not your day tomarrow doesn't look good either
13 out of 9 people don't understand fractions |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 10:37 AM
The one I have on my car is:
Be nice to geeks, chances are you'll be working for one someday. |
Myst
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 01:37 PM
We are the people your parents warned you about.
That one should be the forum motto! :lol: |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 01:57 PM
I must look like the main character from some children's television mystery show, or something... whenever I go out and pass families with small kids in the market. the Kids and Mom start whispering "Stranger Danger", in some Rote, Pavlovian chant... I guess this Mr. Danger is like the Top Dog, the Big Kahuna. I try to introduce myself, not wanting to be mistaken for someone I'm not (like Ricky Martin- I get that A LOT), but the kids and Mom just shreik, overcome by my faux celebrity, and run off repeating their mantra... The old people just hold their purses closer to them- I must give them a Thrill Chill |
andychrist
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 03:05 PM
Uh-huh.
And making its triumphant return from 1977:
FECK OPUC |
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 03:28 PM
Got one when I first return from the Gulf in 1991 that was...
FUQ IRAQ |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 06:45 PM
Stephen's reminded me of this one:
Smile, it makes people wonder what you've been up to... |
Sharruma
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:26 PM
I have the samer problem as Hairy
Except people keep confusing me with Arnie
I think it's the M60 |
andychrist
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:15 AM
Uhm... Uh-huh.
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Talk To Me! |
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