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Cheerleaders: What to do about them.
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Posted By:
X
in McKinney, TX
Apr 05, 2005
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I came across this because it was about <i>cheerleaders</i>, but then it became an interesting read. Apparently, here in Texas, our cheerleaders in High School are performing like Exotic Dancers (Strippers). <b>"They"</b> (most of us know how I feel about "They") are trying to control what goes on now or something, saying the girls are being <b>naughty</b>. I KNEW this would eventually happen. I have known Strippers that <i>"were"</i> formerly cheerleaders. This would explain it.
Here is the Article.
http://www.slate.com/id/2116060/?GT1=6334
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Dany
in Waco, Texas
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 03:24 PM
I heard that on a MSNBC primetime show. Countdown with Keith Olbermann a few weeks ago. I thought it was funny. I knew I should of been a cheerleader in highschool. It would of looked good on a resume for being a stripper. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 03:29 PM
ALL Women please send picture and resume to http://[email protected] |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 03:37 PM
I'm sure whoever owns that Hotmail account will be very happy. |
Dany
in Waco, Texas
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 03:47 PM
I only have one picture of my self online. And it's not a very good one. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 12:14 PM
Where is it??? :coolhmm: |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:31 AM
:roll: <- Rolling eye affliction again.
Yeah, but Texas is where that mom killed another kid so HER kid could be cheerleader. 😛
Jeez. It's the parents. If parents actually had to spend 10 minutes a day with their kid at school, they'd know what was going on. They'd know that 1 of their 3 kids probably has an STD and is likely to spread it with 4.6 sexual partners. |
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:32 AM
stephen, sometimes I think you need a life :roll: |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:42 AM
Stephen, if you are indeed in need of a life, I have a couple laying around that I don't need. They're kinda worn, and somewhat frayed around the edges, but seeing as how you need them more than me, you can have one, if you answer me this one question: Are you gonna eat that pickle? |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:44 AM
Y'now what. Stephen, keep your pickle and answer me this instead: If you woke up in the woods, naked, covered in Vaseline, and tied to a tree, would you tell anybody? |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:45 AM
Who is this "Silent Fish" and why does "They" speak to me. Oh, and the pickle went to LAMA. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:47 AM
Hairy said: "Y'now what. Stephen, keep your pickle and answer me this instead: If you woke up in the woods, naked, covered in Vaseline, and tied to a tree, would you tell anybody?"
The answer is "HELL YEAH!!" |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:50 AM
I'm too important for "Common Folk" to speak to me! |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:51 AM
Stephen- you wanna go camping? |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:59 AM
Oh, and the pickle went to LAMA.
Yep. That was after I tied dear old Stephy to a tree...
And I took his wallet too.
Including his precious ticket for a free Happy Meal... |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 10:00 AM
Soooo, your the one! |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 10:01 AM
oh, and Hairy: you forgot to mention the ferret... |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 10:38 AM
And Stephy, don't pretend you didn't know. Folks, Steph and I have been doing this for some time now, each full moon. How Hairy found out I do not know, although I already had the suspicion he's of the stalking type after seeing Raoul run off so desperately....
And yes, the Happy Meal ticket and the ferret were new introductions to the game Stephy, and i could see yyou were particularly upset about the ferret. But that was in retaliation for you killing my fav cheerleader in front of my eyes the previous full moon. You shouldn't have done that Stephen. In fact, I've been very gentle with you. I first considered tying you to a sguaro cactus. Next time, I might use napalm instead of vaseline... |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 10:54 AM
Ooooook Lama, you put too much thought in that!!! And please stop sending me though sexually harrasing emails. Just because you seen a pic of me without my shirt doesn't justify this! |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 11:06 AM
[sob]
I...I can't stand this anymore! This forum has totally corrupted me! I used to be a good Christian. Now I am down to THIS. I tie Stephen to trees, and molest ferrets in unspeakable ways. And I took his Happy Meal ticket! And I speak about it, in public!
Alex, your website ruined me. My psychiatrist is very worried now...so are my parents, and the minister of my Church. Aunt Daisy already warned me; "Don't you mess around on that forum too much, the devil is present there....". She was right. She want's to sue you, Alex.... Vade retro, Satanas!!!! |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 11:17 AM
Dude- Raoul booked because he was late for a very important date. Raoul and I have our differences, but I'll grant him this: He's a Professional. When he say he's gonna be somewhere, he's gonna be there, like it or not. I know I wouldn't want to suffer the wrath of Earl J., if the film promo tour got held up... The Chariot of Fire should have gone through the Panama Canal some time ago, because, Raoul often said: "Yo no soy Marinero, soy Capitan". Sail on, Dark Knight |
padego
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 12:42 PM
I'd like to see a ferret's head on lama's body |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 12:48 PM
Then, go see: "DL2- Deep Llamas Down Under", opening worldwide on June 31st. It's got Llama head, Ferret head, more head than you can shake a spelunker at. |
Retro51
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 | 10:44 AM
I know this was probably submitted because someone thought it was ridiculous, and "they" were trying to interfere. But here are some things I have observed. I have seen Junior High boys talking about sitting on the front row at pep assemblies, so they could look up the skirts of the cheerleaders. Also, at this Texas school, the cheerleaders had the initials of the school on the rear of their panties - Is it a problem that 12 and 13 year old junior high girls aren't getting enough sexual attention? At a track meet, one of the girl's skirt got caught when she did a cheer, and she didn't realize that her whole rear was exposed for several minutes. When she figured it out and pulled the skirt down, a dozen boys in front acutally booed - not caring that anyone around them would know they were just there to enjoy the view. At the High School, the uniforms were very racy, and didn't have to conform to dress-code like everyone else. The skirts were very short and the tops were either strapless or had thin straps. At least one girl looked like she had ordered her uniform two sizes too small so as to have the shortest skirt possible -even standing it didn't cover her underwear. And the dance moves are right out of strip clubs - gyrating hips and shaking their rears at the boys - all to the "oohs" and "ahs" as they get their harmones all worked up. I've heard cheerleader sponsors complaining because they get many girls who aren't really interested in the sport - they just want to wear the "sexy" uniforms. Do we really need that in High School? |
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