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Joke: Bad Bet
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Posted By:
X
in McKinney, TX
Apr 05, 2005
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One Time a guy in a bar approached the Bartender and said " <i>I bet you $500.00 that I can piss in that glass acroos the room, from here, without a drop hitting the floor."</i> The Bartender thought to himself, and decided this was one hell of a bet.
<i>"Sure, I'd like to see you do that!"</i>
Then the guy whiped it out and started pissing all over the floor, the bar, and the Bartender himself, not a single drop landed in the glass. The batender was laughing this entire time thinking of the money he just won.
The bartender asked, <i>"Why would you make a bet like that, you didn't even come close to the glass?"</i> The guy responded, <i>"Well, I just bet my buddies over there $2,000.00 that I can piss all over the bar and yourself, and you would do nothing but laugh!!"</i>
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Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 05:15 PM
When I heard that joke, I laughed the hardest when the guy telling it said "and he kept pissing, all over the place!" I thought it would be best to just stop there and keep the audience wondering what the hell they've just heard. |
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 05:56 PM
Yes, that one is a great classic. It's funny every time you hear it |
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