The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 05:47 PM
Yeah, well I have 5001 ways to call you a bitch ass!
or maybe not |
Katherine
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 06:55 PM
I take it that the ruthless exploitation of women that is inherent in this game bothers you not at all? |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 08:53 PM
You will become a master at the art of pimping your hoes - funny, since to me, a hoe is a garden tool...I assume that they mean pimping whores... |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 09:04 PM
Ho vs. Hoe, a distinction WAY too many people seem to have no clue about.
I found this game several months ago, and didn't even bother to bookmark it. If you aren't into the lingo before you start, it's not even very entertaining, I think.
And yes, now that I've seen it, Katherine, I'm gonna go smack a few bitches down. It has corrupted me forever. Women must be punished. |
Katherine
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 09:41 PM
I don't know, people nowadays can be pretty kinky. In certain circles, I suspect you could make a good living pimping out your garden tools... |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 | 11:01 PM
That's what I was wondering... |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 | 11:11 PM
You could probably get away with pimping almost all of them, except maybe "The Claw" and the hedgeclippers, anyway.
😊 |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 | 08:34 AM
...Sounds just like Thug Wars...or a similar game my husband used to play. You get a gane & recruit drug dealers, prostitutes...all kinds of fun, if a little stereotypical, stuff. |
David B.
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 | 07:06 AM
I think I'd prefer the garden tools version. It'd be funnier.
"Yo! Move in on my hoes an' I'll rake ya like the mulch yo' are!"
"Yo' ass is grass, 'n' I'm the LawnFlite Pro-FLM50H (wit' optional cuttings-collector)"
"Doze mossy-forking peats is thicker than greenfly out dere!"
"Soddy podzolic!" |
dustin
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 | 11:38 AM
Pimpwar is the first game of its kind. There are dozens of fake ones that are not as hard and not as many people play...Stick to pw |
rtry
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 | 06:57 AM
womens feet are smaller than mens so they can get closer to the sink |
Blunts
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 | 08:27 AM
Pimpwar owns, come get slapped.
http://www.pimpwar.com |
Glock_9
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 | 11:55 PM
Dont be so closed minded,If you gave this game a 1 month trial,u would be hooked ; )Also crying that its downgrading to woman is bullshit,some of the best pimps ive played with were....what else??Woman,most of wich are more on the brighter side of open mindedness then you closed minded folks.have fun livin your life like weakass puss***
Im gunna go gank somethugs and smack some Irish hooligans,have fun lewwwzers=D |
Smacky McSpanky
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 | 07:31 PM
Ok i would admit i thought it was demeaning to women. But I was the baddest female pimp on pimpwar in the early 2000's. I miss it though. They are right, pimpin' ain't easy. |
Matador
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 | 09:58 AM
PIMPWAR.COM * OVER 1,000,000 PIMPS SINCE THE YEAR 2000 *WHERE DID YOU PIMP YOUR HOES TODAY? * YOUR MOM PLAYS THIS GAME! |
Matador
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 | 10:00 AM
Glock_9 is my bish, my little puta! |
Nadja
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 | 10:27 AM
FREEZE YOU (*@#!#s;!!) screams a trigger happy ATF agent as your thugs are surrounded.
The sound of 40oz's shattering can be heard from blocks away. Your thugs return with 2 unseized 40's.Your hoes made a total of $453,435.
After paying alliance dues you are left with $453,435 |
Ikariam
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 | 02:25 PM
Why would someone whine for playing that game?
... Ah I get it!!! ^.^ |
Matador
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 | 10:06 AM
In the real world women are submitted to the will of men, and the strongest, richest, foulest men reign. Pimpwar is not just a game, but a reflection of real life. Whatever character you play in the "game" is what you desire to be in real life. Therefor, pimpwar is a good training camp for wanna be mofos. |
Matador
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 | 10:09 AM
Hey Blunts... I heard ya love that mp5 up ya butt... now go sit on Crawlers face |
SolJa
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 | 07:06 AM
an ill murk your face 😉 |
Blunts
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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 | 10:11 AM
Matador, lick yourself where you pee from.
I own you all but am willing to rent you out at an hourly rate. |
club penguin cheats
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 | 08:30 AM
Pimp war!! I found this game several months ago, and didn't even bother to bookmark it. If you aren't into the lingo before you start, it's not even very entertaining, I think. |