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HITMAN LIST
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Posted By:
X
in McKinney, TX
Mar 17, 2005
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Please feel free to <b>ADD</b> whoever you want to the <b>HITMAN</b> list.
If you have any questions, please visit:
http://hitman.us/main.html
Category: Death; Replies: 10 |
Comments
Rod
in the land of smarties.
Member
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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 | 09:10 AM
My vote for first hit? The little man who lives in my skull and only I can hear. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 | 09:11 AM
Evildream: aka "Jonny G", "Sean", and "=AlEx"
Reason: Multiple Personality Disorder |
Gentropy
Member
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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 | 09:12 AM
Sadly the firewall at my work prevents me from visiting the site and adding people. Does this mean I have to kill them myself? |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 | 09:18 AM
Gentropy said "Does this mean I have to kill them myself?"
Please direct questions to: http://hitman.us/main.html
It also depends where you work.
Post office: YES
Anywhere outside of Mexico: Seek Legal council. |
Martin
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 | 07:26 AM
I have the same problem as Gentropy, can't access the site because my IT dept. are all evil Hitlers' who spend their days looking at cool sites just so they can work out which one's to block access to. Should i add them to the list? |
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 | 06:18 PM
Denial is just a river in Egypt... if you can't add at work, do it at home!
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LesCorbusiers
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 | 07:37 PM
PERSON: Ryan Seacrest, host of American Idol
REASON: Do I need a reason?
PERSONS: The Power Rangers, stars of toddler's TV
REASON: Spandex and over - inflation of alll dinosaurs being dangerous (Hello? Have you seen ANY issue of National Geographic?). Plus they're mind-controlling my kids.
PERSONS: Hi-Q, Stars of TV show on Discovery kids.
REASON: They are also mind-controlling my kids.
PERSON?:Barney
REASON: Come on. Everyone wants to kill Barney.
PERSON: William Hung
REASON: He can't sing. But then again, he could murder him with his singing.
Transcript
GANGSTER: Put your hands up in the air!
WILLIAM: She Bangs, She Bangs
Oh, Baby when
She Moves, she moves
GANGSTER: ACK!
(drops down dead) |
Evildream
in You mamas house
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 | 08:01 PM
Stephen: aka "Sir Stephen" and "bonk"
Reason: Because he's a total wanker. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 | 11:20 AM
EvilDream: Because he molests dolls and small woodland creatures. |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 | 12:10 PM
HAHA! Evildream got burned. |
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