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Alex Chiu.  Genius?
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Rod
in the land of smarties.
Mar 11, 2005
 Well, it looks like somebody finally got around the "ending up in hell" thing.

Alex Chiu has invented a couple of devices that will keep you alive forever. Scoffers, feel free to check out his "reasoning", his testimonial page, and his link to the PATENT for this thingy.

Yes, he managed to get it patented.

He'll show you how to make these wonderful devices: he even has an arrangement where you can get them free! Imagine picking one of these up from the end table and explaining to your friends exactly what it is, and where you got it. And what it can do!

It's a big read, but it's jam packed with memorable quotes, such as:

"The truth shall always prevail."
"I am not one of those stupid moron who don't know what I am doing."
"I was featured on Weekly World News!"

I personally think that last one would make a <i>teriffic</i> T-shirt.


Check it all out at http://www.alexchiu.com/


Category: Health; Replies: 18

Comments
Rod
in the land of smarties.
 Member
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 | 11:38 AM
I just had a thought... Maybe it'll cure Morgellans! 😉

It seems to cure everything else.
X
in McKinney, TX
 Member
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 | 12:25 PM
Nut Bag ALERT!!!!
dog
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 | 12:46 PM
does anyone know how to look up that patent number at the US patent office web site. I'm poking around there, but not having much luck.
winona
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 | 12:50 PM
http://www.uspto.gov/patft/index.html

You can use the search features, there's a drop down menu that has patent number as one of the options.
JoeSixpack
Member
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 | 01:16 PM
I think it's worth pointing out here that a device does not need to work to receive a patent.
Sharruma
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 | 04:10 PM
Hmm FDA want 20 million - ok
It didn't look like food or a drug to me
JoeSixpack
Member
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 | 09:39 PM
After reading that website, I'm convinced that Mr. Chiu is the craziest man alive, and quite possibly the craziest of all time. Sweet Smokin' Jesus was that weird!
Rod
in the land of smarties.
 Member
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 | 09:50 PM
Joe, I have to disagree. Sorry.


THIS man is the craziest bastard alive.
http://members.aol.com/alanyu5/index.htm
JoeSixpack
Member
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 | 07:37 AM
Wow. Check mate
Rod
in the land of smarties.
 Member
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 | 09:49 AM
"Below is a face of a man who was beaten during a fight long time ago. The face is now unstraight and disfigured."
http://www.alexchiu.com/eternallife/beatup1.gif


Wow, nothing will convince me I'll live forever better than THIS excellent rendering of eternal life right before my eyes...
http://www.alexchiu.com/eternallife/beatup5.gif
super_sharp_shooter
Member
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 | 12:08 PM
Err my Gerrd,
Is the invisibility guy definitely not a hoax? I suppose this would be a prime example of 'you couldn't make it up...'?
super_sharp_shooter
Member
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 | 12:12 PM
...and why does alex chiu include heartburn among his list of cures for ageing, cancer, diabetes etc.? Aren't indigestion tablets usually quite effective for this? Maybe there's something rennie aren't telling us...
Dr. Matin Kielty
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 | 09:54 AM
Hmmm.... It's funny that I never thought of this...... 18 years spent in molecular biology and its all been a waste...arghhhh! 😉

He's not crazy....have you seen the web stats....He's well minted by now!
Winona
in USA
 Member
Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 | 10:36 AM
Alex Chiu <a href="http://home.comcast.net/~dwedit/flash/chiurpg.html">RPG </a> movie.

Alex Chiu <style game. </a>
batgirl
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 | 02:43 AM
Did any of you even try it before you knocked it? I must tell you prior to purchasing his ring I had one night of bad sleeping position and my neck was hurting like no body's business, and I happen to have a magnetic pad and placed the pad right where it hurt and within minutes it disappeared. So I'm a firm believer in magnetic therapy. I'm not sure on living forever (hell who wants to live forever) but as far as healing I think there's some truth to it. I would use this anyday versus medicine for all you know medicine's could be slowly poisoning you.
wiser now
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 | 11:21 AM
Well batgirl,
Alex is nuts since people I know who have used the rings faithfully and truly believed, died. They so firmly believed, that they stopped taking their medicine and their disease progressed to the point that it killed them.

Oh and you might wnat to check out the disclaimer on his site.
SCHOOLY
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 | 08:37 AM
Hey....
Is this real or not.....seems odd and so unreal...but many sites say its real....what your opion on thins.
tozman
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 | 04:03 PM
this guy is wacked

he claims he can tell the future as well and that china and america will have a nuclear war

he even says bush will defend taiwan (already he's wrong bush is gone)

he also claims to be looking for the messaiah and if you can point out three mistakes in the story he wrote then you are the messiah

http://alexchiu.com/philosophy/corp.htm

take a look

what a dick

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