X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 | 12:47 PM
Oh my God, I love it, that was Oddly funny, but yet offensive to most. I want the set!!!! |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 | 12:52 PM
It must be a hoax, There isn't any other links to order it, Damn it!!! I emailed the film producer. |
intjudo
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 | 01:24 PM
Yeah, "[email protected]" *can't* be someone who has a healthy respect for the real Pope, can it? |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 | 01:30 PM
WALK ON WATER ACTION!!!! YEAH! |
intjudo
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 | 01:47 PM
There are a lot of google hits on "jesus action figure" from people who seem to be selling bona-fide jesus action figures.
Here are some more funny ones though:
http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/
related yet different:
http://www.thbookservice.com/BookPage.asp?prod_cd=c6230 |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 | 02:05 PM
Your right, the http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/ was very funny, I really like the Allah action figure. |
Captain Al
in Vancouver Island, Canada
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 | 04:24 PM
Great video! That should push a lot of buttons on some Jesus freaks. Seriously though, I think he is just trying to make money by soliciting donations. After all, it only takes $10 a month to keep a website up. |
The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 | 04:31 PM
$10 a month if the site isn't using much bandwidth, but since he's running a video on the site, that's going to use quite a bit of bandwidth. I'm guessing he's paying more in the range of $40-$60 a month. |
intjudo
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 | 07:22 PM
Hey I just noticed, the kid that got nuked by the Arc of the Covenant is the same one who said he was "invincible" because he had the Spear of Destiny.
I guess the Arc trumps the Spear.
Besides which, he wasn't holding a spear, he was holding a sword.
And...the sword of the soldier piercing Jesus is all bendy in the close-up, looks like it's made of tin foil?
"Cross not included" I LOVE IT!!! Shouldn't it have been "Cross Sold Separately?" |
Captain Al
in Vancouver Island, Canada
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 | 10:04 PM
Okay, so it's $50 bucks a month. He's going to a lot of trouble for a place to store a video. It would be better to send it to <a href="http://www.funnyjunk.com">www.funnyjunk.com</a> then everyone could enjoy it at no cost to him. |
Glamcat
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 | 12:52 PM
Jesus looks suspiciously like G.I. Joe, don't you think?
Love the video! |
Winona
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 | 11:56 PM
...laughed my butt off. 😊
I am SO certain that Glamcat is right, sure does look like our friend Joe. |
Bobcat
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 | 12:53 AM
I like the God Almighty figure on Superstore... With AK-47! |
intjudo
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 | 05:26 PM
Yeah, *all* the religious figures on http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/ have a gun of some kind...pretty appropriate if you think about it.
Perhaps not so appropriate, but still funny...when you enlarge any of the action figure pictures...there's a picture of the Last Supper at the top of the page, with some interesting modifications... |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 | 08:24 AM
Have you all been seeing the Nike commercial, the ones that start out with the "Mama's boy" action figure. Camera work looks similar. Hmmmmmm.
Also the Jesus action figure has the "Walk on water action. Sponsered by Nike??? That would be somewhat entertaining to watch on the 9 o'clock. |
Maegan
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 | 09:10 AM
Haven't there been a lot of Jesus action figures for sale? I thought I saw one for sale once, and there was also a librarian & a dentist or something. Cute. I think it's funny. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 | 09:23 AM
I have never seen a Jesus action figure in a store. Not even at Spencer gifts. I would like to have one though. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 | 08:50 AM
I think this post needs more attention!!! I want to see some one get defensive!!! |
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 10:44 AM
There are plenty of real action figures available for sale. The original Jesus Action Figure has been around for years. Urban Outfitters and Spencer Gifts have carried them in the past but now you can get them through
http://www.archiemcphee.com. Enjoy! |
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 01:30 PM
There was a buddy Christ action figure floating around for a while after Dogma came out, I have some friends that have it. Dunno if it's the same one but I thought I'd seen it at Spencer's or somewhere of that ilk. |
Winona
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 10:58 PM
I was telling my husband about this, and he mentioned that he had seen a Moses action figure at our local Big Lots store. I'll try and check it out. |
Rod
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 11:10 PM
I've been reading this thread since it started. For the very first time I realized the pun for Jesuschristsuperstore.
I remember the commercials (unfortunately) from my youth...
Jesus Christ, SuperStore...
Umm, star, I meant superSTAR.
Talk about slow. Go ahead, I've already set my ears on fire, they won't burn any more. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 11:23 PM
What the shit. For the first time ever I have referred to "my youth". I guess I'm actually part of middle age now.
Shoot me. Again. Stephen, you missed with the "ozone" shot. |
leslie Hartsman
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 | 05:54 PM
Check out this website which sells a few jesus items! |
Jason
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 | 12:12 AM
jesus-action-figure.com was a running website about 6 months ago. The guy was hoping to get enough donations to create more mock Bible action figures and ads.
I was looking forward tot he Moses action fugure and ad.
I wonder what action feature the Mary Magdelin action figure might have had, not to mention the ad... |
LesConsieurs
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 | 06:46 PM
Reminds me of a Jesus doll put out in either the 60s or 70s. It was packaged in a little Bible box. |
KP
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 | 08:30 PM
you can buy it at blue light special on 17th ave in calgary for about 18 bucks. i sawwwww it! |
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 | 02:10 AM
I really want the action figure from jesuschristsuperstore.net. The JEsus Christ on the cross one. Although none of there emails work for requesting a figure, anyone know where to get one at or one damn there like it? |
