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The Curator
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 | 12:52 PM
I actually received an email not too long ago from a lady who complained about the dusty ads. She said it made her embarrassed to browse through the site with her daughter. Kinda made me feel bad. But not bad enough to stop taking dusty's advertising money since I'm not really in a position to be too fussy about which ads I take. As long as they're not outright porn ads. Or anything republican. Those are my two main principles. |
Charybdis
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 | 01:05 PM
I get alot of people walking up behind me at work asking "What the heck are you looking at?". I tend to minimize it if I see someone coming my way. Unfortunately she's just to damn cute to get mad at. |
Charybdis
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 | 01:15 PM
And Hairy, keep your grubby mits off Dusty. She's my girl. Git yer own, ya lecherous old fart. |
fernando
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 | 01:21 PM
i'm kinda tired of the blonde. there was a better looking dusty girl late last year, with a blue bikini bottom and a smile. can you put in a request for a new ad? |
The Curator
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 | 05:32 PM
fernando, I think you're talking about Brooke. There was a thread about her a while back. Someone thought she was Soleil Moon-Frye. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 | 05:32 PM
Why, thank you. That's very kind of yo- Oh, wait. You meant the chick. I am dead sexy, though. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 | 05:36 PM
I'm the one who surmised that the brunette might be Soliel Moon-Frye, and I'm never wrong, but subsequent posters said I was. I mean she was. I mean wasn't. Soliel. Moon-Frye. See what I mean about the concentration thing? ARRROOO |
Glamcat
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 | 06:08 PM
Are you guys enjoying this testosterone-fest? |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 | 07:09 PM
Hey, don't blame me. I;m not the one who puts blonde chix in tee shirts and bikinis at eyelevel at every page. In defence of involuntary male pavlovian reactions, it is Super Bowl Weekend. Add it all together and it's a recipe for distraction. I wouldn't want to try and post and hurt myself in the process. That's the blonde's job. AAARRROOOOOO |
Winona
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 | 09:18 AM
Heck, *I'm* getting distracted by her, she is pretty damn hot. 😉
Winona |
The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 | 09:28 AM
I'd just like to say that this is, in fact, all Hairy's fault. I refer everyone to Forum Rule #6: When in doubt, blame Hairy. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 | 12:20 PM
Look at the Dust(y), forget all but lust, and put the blame on me-e, I'd let her tie a yellow ribbon, 'round my old oak tree |
Myst
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 | 12:42 PM
I think Alex should get an add for the women here. Some handsome dude standing in nothing but his shorts would be nice. 😉 |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 | 12:45 PM
I'd have to shave first. Gimme a couple of days. It might take a while |
Glamcat
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 | 09:21 PM
Here, here! Let's get some eye candy for the women too!
Maybe some Johnny Depp??? :cheese: |
Glamcat
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 | 09:27 PM
I have a picture I'd love to post, but I don't know how. Is it possible to upload a JPEG file from my computer to the forum? |
Myst
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 | 10:39 PM
Uh oh, looks like i've started something. I couldn't help it Alex, ya know it was like something just took over me and ummmm yeah like....Hairy made me do it, that's it! Hairy made me do it. That's my story and I am sticking to it. |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 | 05:26 AM
Since she's at the top of most pages...I just get past the top quickly. See, we have this 'wedge' in our workplace. Imagine a pie. Inside this pie, you have every topic you could possibly talk about. Now, take a big freakin' wedge out of that pie (it's much larger than just a 'piece' of pie). This wedge you've pulled out it, is all the stuff that can't be talked about at work. Naked people, partially nude people, sex, religion, politics, holidays...you get the idea. In keeping with this 'wedge' theme...the same applies to art. Our desks can have photos on them...but no one can be kissing or holding hands or anything to suggest a romantic or sexual relationship. Also, homemade signs written in blood are very off limits, as well as 'ads' for things...
...But I'm not particularly offended by these Dusty girls...and mostly look to them for inspiration on new ways to mold my abs! (Ahh, so that's the tummy that's in fashion this season!) |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 | 08:58 AM
I got batteries for my camera, and more razors. I already shaved my way through a dozen. I'm about half-way there. Gimme another couple of days. This is HARD WORK (thanks geedub) |
The Curator
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 | 08:59 AM
Glamcat, no, it's not possible to upload a picture directly into comments (into a new post is another matter). However it's pretty easy just to link to an image that's hosted on another server, so that it'll be displayed automatically in the forum. There are a lot of free image hosting services, such as photobucket. When you see images displayed on other message boards, they're usually being hosted by a site like photobucket, not the message board itself.
Then you just need to know a bit of html to link to the image. The code you need looks like this:
<img src="<u>the url of where your image is hosted</u>"> |
The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 | 09:15 AM
Oh, and I'd happily post eye-candy for women, but first an advertiser would have to want to run an ad like that. I just put up whatever the advertisers send my way. Actually, I don't even do it myself. It's all done automatically through this 'Blog Ads' company.
Those dusty ads get an amazing click-through rate, by the way (though I just get a flat fee for running them). Way higher than any of the other ads on the site. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 | 09:10 AM
Shaved Ape Update: Okay, a couple of you ladies asked for an ad to rival Dusty's, with a handsome guy in shorts. I've tried to accomodate you, but the shaving thing doesn't seem to be working. As fast as i shave myself, it grows back. I did, however, at great expense to myself, put together an alternative ad featuring Baby Boy Bulmash, who I would nominate for site mascot. Here's a link to the ad: http://www.geocities.com/pnttheleb/MUSTYTEES.html?1107792140840 Don't let the "Eat or Go Home" thing scare you. That's BBBM's motto. Don't ask. |
Mark in Cincy
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 | 01:36 PM
I don't know about the rest of you but this article and all responding posts left me pondering just one question... What's Winona up to this weekend??? 😊 I mean seriously... am I the only guy out here looking for a chick cool enough to admit what she did? 😉 |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 | 01:56 PM
And for those of you wondering (you know who you are), Baby Boy Bulmash is not a real baby. He's a sumo wrestler from Cincinatti. I would never suggest using a baby as a beefcake ad. A paperweight, maybe. |
Myst
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 | 05:50 PM
Oh gee, nice ad you posted Hairy. :roll:
Ya know, instead of shaving, Hairy, you could try having your entire body waxed. Well maybe not your entire body..... |
Glamcat
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 | 06:15 PM
Uh, Hairy, not exactly the "eye candy" we were thinking of. Nice try. |
Winona
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 | 10:31 AM
Mark in Cincy:
:*, baby. |
Mark in Cincy
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 | 11:18 AM
Got to tell you guys... this site is just FANTASTIC. Been reading here for only about 6 months or so and if it's not providing for some interesting reading then it's making me smile. 😊 THANKS for the site Alex... work would have been IMPOSSIBLE if not for this place! 😉 |
Myst
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 | 08:11 PM
I finally have some eye candy for the ladies. I am posting a link to the picture rather than the picture itself. The picture is from the waist up so it isn't a naughty pic, but I know some of you check the forum from work and we wouldn't want your boss wondering why you are looking at guys while at work.
<a href="http://img4.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc109&image=ebf_vdwp2.jpg">Eye candy, enjoy!</a> 😉 |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 | 08:12 AM
I'm at work...but I had to check it...
😏 Not too shabby. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 | 08:16 AM
BAD Maegan!!! You just got paid for checking out a guy....How much did you make this time??? |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 | 08:20 AM
Allthough that new "Dusty" chick seems very pallet pleasing....YUM, is it bad to bite??? |
Boo
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 | 08:39 AM
I'm with Maegan on this...
Although he's almost got bigger breasts than I have.
😉
And his nipple is staring at me.
:gulp:
Huh. |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 | 09:10 AM
I made about 25 cents looking at him. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 01:14 PM
Is it just me, or is the new Dusty girl definitely less hot than the blonde one...?!
Please come back, blonde cuty! You were so much part of my daily life and dreams! It was my only reason for checking out this crappy site! Now I just have to consort myself with things like Hairy, and Stephen, and.... (sob, broken heart). |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 01:31 PM
I prefer the new one!!!!! |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 03:11 PM
A) I'm not a thing... B) You'd have to pay me to consort with a (L)lama... C) you don't have that much money... |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 03:28 PM
Actually, I did consort with a llama once... Sort of a walk-on cameo, in the 2nd most profitable film ever made, "Deep Llama"... Hey, It paid for college |
Charybdis
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 03:35 PM
I heard that in Deep Llama that they didn't use real spit for the "money shot". They just used a spray bottle and shot it from the side of the llama's mouth. And they kept the llama ready through use of a "groomer". |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 03:46 PM
I used to do summer work at a race track, so the llamas just came naturally for me... |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 03:50 PM
I thought the Llamas would be easier to handle, being smaller than horses... two angry Llamas spitting at me at the same time ended that phallacy... |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 03:58 PM
But, by the time the job was finished, they were like putty in my hands... I still have the gloves I used on the set... they look like Micheal Jackson's, sorta |
LaMa
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 06:43 AM
Ptui ptui ptui!!!!!
Hairy: yes, I don't have the money, and no, I'm not that kind of a Lama anyway. Ptui ptui ptui!
concerning Deep Llama, another fallacy in that movie is that female Llama's never swallow, they spit....
Yet the movie was a big smash amongst the whole Peruvian Llama population. It is cold and lonely in those Andes mountains.... |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 08:21 AM
Actually, "Deep Llama" would have been entirely lost had the master print not been saved from a suspicious fire... It's rumored that the director didn't want to share his masterpiece... |
LaMa
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 08:31 AM
...its rumoured in the Andes that this was due to pressure from the sole human actor, a certain Hairy Houdiddit, who feared problems with PETA - which of the two PETA's is not clear....
By the way, of course I did never see Deep LLama. I have it all from hearsay.... |
LaMa
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 08:33 AM
I think it was the original PETA, who had objections to the spanking of Llama's in the movie... |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 09:00 AM
Actually, the filming of "Deep Llama" was PRE-PETA, but we did get some grief over the llama-spanking from the PSPSL... can't do that anymore |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 09:03 AM
And, you're right... The sole human actor was a pain in the ass... the llamas on the set called him a "Prima Donkey" |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 09:08 AM
I found out later that the director, Earl J. Llama, was distraught over the rumor that the studio wanted to cut the scene in the bathtub... He wasn't good at negotiation |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 09:10 AM
The rumor at the time of the fire centered around suspicion that Earl and his cinematographer, Sven Nyberg Llama, were freebasing in the film lab... |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 09:13 AM
But, as luck would have it, Fernando Llama, Earl's brother, was sleeping on the set at the time of the fire, and was able grab the master... |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 09:15 AM
So, like Halley prodding Newton, Fernando's efforts pushed Earl into releasing "Deep Llama" uncut, and the rest is history... Thanks, 'Nando |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 09:26 AM
The local llamas asked if I'd like to hang out for a few weeks after the film production ended, but I said I think alpaca and go home, gracias |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 09:29 AM
Actually, we had an Al Paca try out for the part of "Mama", but he got nervous in front of the camera. A real sweater. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 09:35 AM
It's currently rumored that Earl, now known as $$$, or The Llama Formerly Known As Earl, is casting for a sequel to "Deep Llama", tentatively titled: "I Am Curious Llama" |
LaMa
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 09:35 AM
Yep, Llama wool is warm.....makes you sweat indeed.
Hairy Houdiddit is still famous among the llama for his ejaculation distance - more than a llama can spit..... |
LaMa
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 09:38 AM
Of course, by this time he will not be able anymore to perform that way....30 years after date. He is an old man. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 09:39 AM
Other possible titles under consideration are: "Deeper Llama", "Deep Llama II", and "The Llama In Miss Jones" |
LaMa
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 09:42 AM
(you see! The blonde Dusty Girl is gone, and we resort to 30-year old kicks in our agony! Help! Bring back the original Dusty Chick!) |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 09:42 AM
eja- what the hell are you talking about? "Deep Llama" was about team-spelunking amongst Llamas, and their fringe subculture... that's just gross |
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