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Houdini’s Escape
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Posted By:
Hairy Houdini
Dec 27, 2004
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I'm free!
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Comments
rwt1138
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 | 12:00 PM
Wow! I'd heard there would be post-Christmas discounts! How many of you are in stock? |
Charybdis
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 | 02:34 PM
Way to go Hairy. Did you get to keep the snazzy white backwards jacket? |
Paul
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 | 03:30 PM
Nobody else??
What made you free Hairy?? |
Nick
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 | 04:43 PM
perhaps Hairy has escaped this website's gravitational field. will we ever see Hairy Houdini again??? |
Myst
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 | 06:20 PM
Or what he is free from..... |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 | 01:16 PM
I'm sorry... I meant to include this URL: http://news.scotsman.com/topics.cfm?tid=609&id=1079892004 on the original thread post, but I was too busy enjoying my freedom. Break Like The Wind, that's my motto. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 | 03:15 PM
http://news.scotsman.com/topics.cfm?tid=609&id=1079892004 |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 | 03:19 PM
Well, damn. That URL must be to an expired page. Here's the article from The Scotsman:
Tue 14 Sep 2004
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Danger alert as hairy Houdini escapes from abattoir
MEMBERS of the public were today warned not to approach a wild boar which has escaped from a Scots abattoir.
The pig, dubbed Houdini, dodged the chop by fleeing from the slaughterhouse in the Borders town of Galashiels.
The 130lb tuskless runaway made his break for freedom from a pen at the Scottish Borders Abattoir on Winston Road in the town at 10am.
The company declined to comment on the incident but Lothian and Borders Police said the fugitive was 18 inches tall, black and hairy and should not be approached.
A force spokesman said: "We advise people it could be quite dangerous and charge if cornered, so it |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 | 03:49 PM
Well, actually, that escaped boar story had nothing to do with my original post. I just came across it today, and thought it kinda fit the bill, seeing as how you were clamoring for an explanation of my claim to be FREE. The Giant Baby story kinda fits, too, sorta, as my nickname in High School was Baby Boy Bulmash. Here we go (in Portugese): "I'm Free!" |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 | 04:18 PM
Think about it. If i'm encumbered by a responsibility to explain myself, then I'm not truly free, and that would be contrary to the thread subject, and I'm no Contrarian. I'm a Libra. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 | 04:33 PM
Well, what do you prefer- Yes, or No? And- Who's this guy Will? I know a guy named Willie Makeit. His girlfriend is Betsy Wont. They don't know what I'm talking about 90% of the time either, but they're not Free, so there you go. |
The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 | 04:47 PM
Forum Rule #5: Whatever Hairy says is 'on topic', even if no one has any clue what he's talking about.
(I may need to draft a whole set of special 'Hairy Rules' for the forum soon) |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 | 05:18 PM
Yes, it's best to humor Hairy as he tends to hurl feces around his cage when riled.
As for Hairy Rule#1 - confusing foreigners is what America is all about. Are you asking Hairy to be unpatriotic? |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 | 05:30 PM
I would refer you to the book "The Human Zoo", by zoologist Desmond Morris, or any book on primate behavior by John Napier. Oo aa aa ooh |
ben 10 oyunları
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 | 02:25 PM
If i'm encumbered by a responsibility to explain myself, then I'm not truly free, and that would be contrary to the thread subject, |
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