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Good Charlotte
Posted By:
Stephen
Dec 22, 2004
 <b> Closed to comments by Sir Stephen</b>

This is just something I came across today and had to vent......First off, I can't stand Good Charotte....This so called "Band" and notice how I didn't use the term "Punk" because it really doesn't have room to be used in refferance to this "band" and I use that word as well, very loosly. At first when they came out, I thought it was a joke, and then, the masses followed, mainly consisting of people that really don't have the slightest idea of what music is. These kids in the band never even held a guitar before they became famouse. Word has it that they were hired by a record lable that went ahead and gave them lessons, then tatooed them and tried to make a bunch of little boys seem like Bad Asses. Why they are trying to look like hard core punk rockers I don't know because they don't even have music that can be classified as punk....it is alternative "PoP" music...Why do you think one of themm hangs around Hillary Duff???
Category: Music; Replies: 25

Comments
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 | 12:32 PM
Good Charlotte... the name reminds me of that made-for-tv movie from the late seventies titled: "Bad Ronald". The plot centered on a disturbed teenager who remains behind at his house when his family leaves (or dies, I can't remember everything, dammit). Bad Ronald then lives in the wallspaces and spies upon the new family who moves in, including, of course, a teenage girl. I think we should rename the Department of Homeland Scrutiny to "Bad Ronald", cuz they're kinda scary. too.
Nick
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 | 02:21 PM
i think even the most hardcore of us could be forgiven for hanging around Hilary Duff
Paul
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 | 03:35 PM
Very "predictable" 😊

Who wouldn't want to hang around Hillary Duff?????
Stephen...HELLO, she's a BEAUTY.

(I'm not missing some hoax here.....am I????)
Rex D.
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 | 09:49 PM
No hoax, just posers
Ga
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 | 08:28 AM
Poseurs, thank you. ;p I'm just being a poop, Rex.

Hairy, I think you're right. "Bad Ronald" is an apt name for the DHS. Maybe Good Charlotte and Bad Ronald could then duke it out for the rights to spy on Hillary Duff!
Maegan
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 | 12:51 PM
"mainly consisting of people that really don't have the slightest idea of what music is."

I think most people have the slightest idea about what music is. So you don't like Good Charlotte. It's okay. Technically, they are considered a band & they're getting paid to play...so it's not a hoax. If they were just up on stage lip-synching & pretending to play the instruments while a track played...I could see the hoax. Im not a fan...but then again I listen to the local oldies station & the music I hear is older than I am.
Rex D.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 | 06:18 PM
Right On Maegan, fight the power. And a poop you are Ga. Lol. Why is there a 'u' in in poseur? Thats why I hate english, we steel words from every one else that pronounce and spell they're words different. But then again, we've tried to create a language that failed and continues to fail miserably, like ebonics for example. Already established english words suck to, like Mississippi. How many s's, i's, and p's do you really need in one word? Or Arkansaw(Arkansas). Since when do s's & w's sound alike? Twanky-twank.
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 | 09:34 PM
isn't the "phonetic", unphonetic? should be "Fonetic"
Rex D.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 | 09:41 PM
Yes hairy, or fonetik.
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 | 01:28 AM
I Stand korekted
Rex D.
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 | 01:53 AM
No korekchin nesesary. Cule?
Rex D.
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 | 01:54 AM
Or.. kud it bee...kule?
Myst
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 | 03:19 PM
I'm convinced that Rex and Hairy are twins! Two peas from the same strange and funny pod!
Rex D.
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 | 05:19 PM
In a universe of infinite possibilities, hey, who knows?
Edward Scissorhands
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 | 05:42 PM
Hey Hairy-
yea, i remember that movie, and it was his aunt or grandma that died
Rex D.
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 | 07:16 PM
And which movie might that be?
Someone
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 | 08:40 AM
does anyone know who's the oldest? Benji or Joel? (Who came out first?)
X
in McKinney, TX
 Member
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 | 11:11 AM
Who cares...........They suck. Only VERY impresionable minds listen to that crap.
Marissa Declinea
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 | 10:06 AM
:coolcheese: Hil is awsome! MKA aren't very good compared to her!( hil)
Sharruma
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 01:42 AM
Benji was around when I was very young, a movie about a small doggie (disney I think)

I don't remember any movie called Joel
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
 Member
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 07:01 AM
I personally liked Benji the hunted.
GC LOVER
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 | 01:24 PM
BENJI IS THE OLDEST BY 5 min.ANYWAY DO YOU EVEN KNOW THEM/NO....YOU DONT SO SHUT THE **** UP!!!
Giant gc fan
Member
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 | 11:58 AM
i agree with u gc lover they don't!

when i read this i was soooooooo shocked b/c gc rocks!!!!!!
Heidi
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 | 03:10 PM
I'm not even sure how kiddies like GC LOVER and Giant gc fan got near this site (googling their talentless dreamboats Good Charlatan, no doubt) but bad grammar and taste, plus a pinch of puberty adds up to their deflowering "predictably" in the back of a '87 mustang on a dirty towel.
OK. That was harsh for two reasons: 1. Paul already used the "predictable" joke. 2. the back of an '87 mustang is too good for Good Charlotte fans.
X
in McKinney, TX
 Member
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 | 03:47 PM
Ummmm.....Although I do believe Good Charolette is nothing but a fake band, other members feel this should be closed because it really can't be called a hoax. I am closing it to comments.

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