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Myst
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 | 02:08 PM
Looks like a lot of people need an excuse so they can "ditch" school or work! Or maybe they just enjoy fantasizing about it. |
Paul
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 | 02:45 PM
It's on top when you search for "fake doctor notes" on Google.
These are the exact words.
Museum of Hoaxes
Fake Doctor Notes. Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or
school? Visit this doctor. Comments Listed in chronological order. ...
www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/607/ - 17k - 5 dec 2004 - In cache - Gelijkwaardige pagina's
My guess is that people really are searching for fake doctor notes and think YOU are the doctor and you'll send them a fake doctor note if they leave a message.
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The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 | 02:57 PM
Yeah, they must be coming through google. I hadn't thought of that. So I've inadvertently created a hoax. That's classic. |
Paul
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 | 04:03 PM
Buy a degree, charge them 10 bucks for a note. Maybe you can retire really early in a few years time. |
The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 | 04:14 PM
Today alone, seven people posted comments requesting doctor's notes. That would be $70 in one day. But I think $10 a note is too cheap. Make it $40. That would be $280 in one day. I'd be living on easy street. |
Paul
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 | 04:46 PM
Ah, but seven is just a start. With your initial income (don't give up the day job just yet........which you don't really have anyway) you can spread the word so many, many more people from all over the world will come to you for fake doctor notes.
40 bucks will scare them off. If you have a crummy job you may not make much more a day. May as well call in sick for real. |
BugbearSloth
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 | 06:33 PM
I added one of my own just for fun. Please don't charge me $10 or $40, though. According to the article you linked to, the doctor who is (or was) doing this was charging $40, so I don't think the $40 idea is outrageous. It would be worth it to not lose your job or flunk out of school. Plus, Alex, don't you have a PhD in Hoaxology or something? That makes you a real doctor! |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 | 06:45 PM
BugbearSloth, your logic is priceless!! |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 | 07:16 PM
perhaps all those folks are in on one big hoax, designed to make Alex think that they really want notes.... Unless, Alex knows that they are hoaxing him, and he's hoaxing us about being hoaxed- Oww... there goes an artery |
Myst
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 | 12:53 AM
I couldn't help myself, I just had to add my own doctors note request. That damn Hoaxitis I have just made me do it! Forgive me Alex? |
The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 | 01:36 AM
I can write a note that will cure hoaxitis... for $40. |
Myst
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 | 02:15 AM
I knew you could cure me! :D |
candice perez
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 | 05:44 AM
i was sick from an alergic reaction from food |
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 | 06:13 PM
Uh oh, I knew this was going to happen... this thread is now the first result for "fake doctor's notes" |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 | 03:06 AM
Hahahahahaha brilliant!
Come to us, little sheep....
:roll: |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 | 07:41 AM
Just tell "Them" you got the Diahria, BAD. Doesn't take a Doc to know that. It works all the time, except after awhile, people might stop associating with you., thus it was written. |
Bradley
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 | 12:50 PM
Missing a day from school |
Tranced
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 | 06:20 AM
They just aren't reading the message like the morons they are... |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 | 02:53 AM
My favourites are the ones that just write 'sick' or some incredibly vague thing like that, then only leave their first name.
It's Psychic Super Sick Notes to the rescue!
Huzzah! Huzzah!
:roll: |
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 | 11:34 PM
I need a doctors note saying that I had a miscarriage on 25 th of February at school.
Posted by Brittany Ridenour on Fri Feb 25, 2005 at 01:46 PM
This one, well, just gives me interesting thoughts and images. |
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 | 11:39 PM
I need a note saying that my avatar wasn't offensive, and that some bug made it disappear :( |
Nick
in Merrie Olde Englande
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 | 05:30 AM
I need a note saying im too stupid to read this thread or the original blog |
thunder
in England
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 09:42 AM
aww knocked off the top spot |
winona
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 04:05 PM
I need a note saying I got too drunk last night. 😊
Oh wait, there were eyewitness reports. 😉 Nevermind. |
Ichaelmay Acksonjay
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 04:22 PM
I need a doctors note saying I need to have sex with little boys or I'll die. Also that I have some skin thingy. It has to look good, it's for a JUDGE!
P.S. Because you need to know Latin to be a doctor, I'm sure you'll figure my name out. |
M2716
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 06:40 PM
I need a doctors note that says i've had the chicken pox and will have to stay out of work for the next 2 weeks. |
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 06:43 PM
Note: I've had the chicken pox and will have to stay out of work for the next 2 weeks.
There you go! |
Calvin Holmes
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 12:36 PM
Please excuse Calvin for Monday March 28 for not coming to work for personal reasons. |
Sharruma
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 02:38 PM
I'm allergic to life
Unfortunately theres only one known cure for this alergy
and I'm allergic to that too :-( |
Nick
in Merrie Olde Englande
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 03:17 PM
i need a note saying im having Dusty girl withdrawal symptoms and need one on prescription |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 03:53 PM
You can get one on prescription.
I want one on something else.
😝 |
Sharruma
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 04:45 PM
Ever the romantic
I once offered a girlie a cure for that little thing that happens to them every month.
I had to explain further that it was only a temporary cure and they would need further doses at roughly nine month intervals. |
jodi
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 | 07:30 AM
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Adam Hagan
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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 | 04:50 PM
please send me a note if this thing is real i really need to be excused and fool these damn teachers. |
Adam Hagan
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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 | 04:52 PM
i need a doctors note saying that i had a virus. thanks |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 08:44 AM
Wow.
Someone who REALLY can't read.
And he left his url! Too bad it's a link to yahoo... |
Captain Al
in Vancouver Island, Canada
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 09:07 AM
I need a doctor's note saying I'm too well to go to work. |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 12:34 PM
...My grandmother has a scrip pinned up on her note board, from her doc: No dishes, cleaning or cooking.
He did it as a joke, but every now & again, my grandma tells my grandfather that he needs to be the one to make dinner. |
dude
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 | 02:08 PM
I can't believe that people are still posting asking for a note. |
HECTOR CASILLAS
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 | 09:54 AM
IN NEED A DOCTOR NOTES TO EXCUSE ME FROM WORK ON SATURDAY MAY 14, 2005. SAYING THAT I MY TONSILS WERE SWOLLEN. |
sicklilboy
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 | 10:04 AM
hey how long does this take?? |
sicklilboy
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 | 10:07 AM
IN NEED A DOCTOR NOTES TO EXCUSE HECTOR CASILLAS FROM WORK ON SATURDAY MAY 14, 2005. SAYING THAT I MY TONSILS WERE SWOLLEN. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 | 10:26 AM
Dumbass. |
Emily
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 | 08:49 AM
i need a doc. note saying i couldent work from the 25-30 of may due to a alergic reaction to vicaden |
The Museum of Hoaxes
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 | 08:53 AM
I need a doctor's note saying that I have been infected with firstongoogle syndrome. The illness has spread to two threads, which no longer function properly due to the rampant stupidity of the bacterium. |
Razela
in Chicago, IL
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 | 12:08 AM
The thing that gets me is how do these people even expect to get their doctors notes. They don't leave any way to contact them. No phone number, address, email, nothing... |
Raoul
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 | 03:31 AM
Help, help...I need the Doctor's excuse for I am so estupid, you know? Thank you too much, George W. Bush, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC, USA...I am sorry- Raoul does not know the zip code. Ooops...Rrrraoul |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 | 04:27 AM
Razela, that was my gripe as well! Sometimes they don't even leave their real name.
Idiots. |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 | 05:06 AM
::sigh:: This thread keeps on growing... |
Rafael Perez
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 | 04:28 PM
I need a note stated by tendons in my ankle were streched playing basketball and will not be able to go to work for a couple of weeks. |
Cranky Media Guy
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 | 06:53 PM
Rafael Perez said:
"I need a note stated by tendons in my ankle were streched playing basketball and will not be able to go to work for a couple of weeks."
Rafael, it is being taken care of. We're using our special tracking software to send the doctor's note directly to your boss. You don't need to do anything more. When you get back to work, your boss will have already received a very authentic-looking doctor's note. The note is open-ended, so you can take off for as long as you want/need to. Glad to be of assistance. |
David B.
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 | 07:23 AM
I am a Doctor[*]... so how much are people actually willing to pay for one of these 'note' thingies?
Just asking you understand. No other motive but idle curiosity.
Honest.
[* Not an M.D. though!] |
Razela
in Chicago, IL
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 | 10:47 AM
David, the origional article is here:
http://www.wane.com/Global/story.asp?S=1335592
It looks like the answer is $40 |
David B.
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 | 07:28 AM
[Scribbles furiously]
basic of $40 per unit,
minus $5 per unit materials,
20 units per day,
minus cost of site,
minus cost of advertising,
per month would be...
Yee haa! I'm gonna buy me a Porsche!
Er, hypothetically. :red: |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 | 07:40 AM
:lol:
But remember, you have to be psychic, judging by most of the people that post about it. |
danielle herrera
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 | 08:37 PM
i need a doctors note saying my baby was sick and was having respotory promblems |
crankymediaguy
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 | 12:50 AM
danielle herrera said:
"i need a doctors note saying my baby was sick and was having respotory promblems"
It has been taken care of, Danielle. Oh, I also wrote on the note that your baby's Mom is a functional illiterate. I hope that's okay.
Actually, I kind of feel sorry for these people. I'm sure some of them are poor and can't afford to actually see a doctor but still need to prove to their boss that they were really out sick.
Beyond that, though, how hard is it to figure out that this is NOT a place to actually get a fake doctor's note? I mean, all you'd have to do is read a few of the postings and you'd see what this thread is. Sheesh. And people wonder how George Bush got elected twice! |
Superemy
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 | 09:25 AM
Yea I need a doctors excuse that I got a testical out due to testicular cancer and that I had brain surgery and also I had to have a heart transplant and also a kindey removed due to to many jalapeno pepper seeds i ate since i was like 2 years old and that both my legs and arms had to be reattached due to a major bicycle crash i had with a 18 wheeler just outside my home. And also that i had laser eye surgery because i wanted 20/20 vision. Thank you for your time. Please use the super tracing Internet protocol address to find me thank you. |
Logan Linder
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Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 | 08:20 AM
On Thursday 8th Logan Linder was seen to remove a flap of skin that had been covering the left tube that was put in on January 23rd. |
Jenniphermarie
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 | 09:02 PM
I need a doctors note for an upset stomach for October 3, 2005. I was wondering where I can obtain one. Thanks |
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