Charybdis
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 | 08:24 PM
Virgin Mary in a role - http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5538097779&rd=1
Virgin Mary Cheese Sandwich - sure to be yanked soon http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5538096926&rd=1
Virgin Mary in old Sears Mattress - http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=13599&item=6133797188&rd=1
Not the Virgin Mary: Larry King on Toast! - http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=366&item=6133778042&rd=1
Replica of Virgin Mary on Grilled Cheese 1000$ - http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16710&item=5537960321&rd=1
That's just halfway down the first page of Virgin Mary items folks. If I had any children I would cry for their futures. |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 | 08:31 PM
Only one word describes all of these items "insanity". LOL |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 | 08:43 PM
I have a nativity scene at home and the lady in there looks suspiciously like The Virgin Mary. The little baby kinda looks like Jesus, too, but since it was made in China, he more closely resembles Chairman Mao. I also have a photograph of myself from the seventies. It was taken by my friends when I was streaking my high school. When my Mom saw the picture, she yelled "Jesus Christ". Although I had long hair, I didn't have a beard at the time, so I'm not sure how Mom saw Jesus in the pic, but I dug it up, and I'm now asking $15,000. For $20,000, I will recreate the incident and give a signed photo to the bidder. Cheeky Devil |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 | 09:05 PM
Hairy Houdini, you are so bad! LOL Make the story good enough they may buy it just for the story. :D |
jav
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 | 03:42 PM
I have a piece of ply wood, a knot on the wood looks just like the virgin mary.
This one blows even me, a skeptic away.
Anyways does anyone think people will want it? I am an ebay memeber but i dont frequent. |
Paul
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 | 03:49 PM
Okay jav...How do you know what the virgin Mary looked like....You've seen polaroids...periodic paintings? |
Charybdis
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 | 09:32 AM
I know what the Virgin Mary looked like. I've seen all the paintings and apparitions and they all look alike which proves that they are real.
Duh.
😉 |
Charybdis
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 | 09:33 AM
The Virgin Mary on wood.
He he he he he he he he he he... |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 | 10:10 PM
Virgin+wood=no virgin. (God, I'm going to Hell) |
Rex D.
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Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 | 05:52 PM
See you there. |
Rex D.
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Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 | 05:54 PM
I saw the supposed 'virgin' mary on my wood once. Turns out she wasn't that much of a virgin at all. |
Myst
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 | 12:02 AM
Do you really want a Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich? Here is an easy way to get one every time.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5545611462 |
Rex D.
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 | 12:55 AM
Would you eat it? What do you do with it when the cheese goes bad? If you did eat it, would you eat around the image? |
Myst
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 | 01:01 AM
I would eat the whole thing! Chomp...Chomp.... |
Rex D.
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 | 01:10 AM
Grilled Chesus, Mary, Mother of God. |
bri
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 10:37 AM
you guys r nuts . . . .. . i like it |
bri
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 10:38 AM
funny. . . but nuts |
carlos
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 05:32 PM
Hey, Think it a second
Boring people: With God
Funny people: With Satan :coolgrin: |
midlandsea
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 05:58 PM
Jesus and his disciples enter a small town and find themselves facing a screaming mob who are threatening to stone a young woman. Jesus calms the mob and asks whats happening. "The woman was taken in adultery and we must obey the law by stoning her to death" comes the reply.
"Let anyone amongst you who is sinless cast the first stone" commands Christ and the crowd starts to shuffle backwards to the thuds of stones being surreptitiously dropped.
Suddenly a little old lady in a long grey dress bursts out of the crowd and slings a large rock - ten seconds later the adultress is expiring under a hail of stones.
Jesus waits until the crowd has dispersed, goes up to the little old lady and says "I wish you'd stop following me around mother"
You can't beat the old ones! |
RetroMan
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 09:52 PM
Meh, I've seen apparitions all over the house (wood pieces, loafs of bread, chair upholstery, soap bar, dog hair, etc.) and I have yet to attempt to sell something. I'll get away with it one of these days... |
JoeSixpack
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 | 09:21 AM
Hairy Houdini must be asleep or dead not to have more jokes on this thread. He's only made ONE "woody" joke. Could it be his Catholic upbringing is so ingrained(another wood pun there) that he can't take this further? Does he unconsiously fear the fires of hell? All I can say is that if I saw the Virgin Mary in my wood when I was a teen-ager, I would have self destructed in a firey ball of guilt and shame. |
Razzle Berry
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 04:02 PM
I have a mole that looks like the virgin mary, if she was a mole. |
sian
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 | 10:18 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6174571694&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1
Virgin Mary and Jesus |
tye
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 | 06:01 PM
man I'm missing these. they are all gone now. that sucks. but that joke was too funny had me rolling here. |
Cyrus
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 | 10:21 AM
Here are real photos of Mary and Jesus
http://jesusphotos.altervista.org/
http://www.zeitun-eg.net/stmaridx.htm |
crystal
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 | 11:57 PM
Belive it or not I do have a log with the image of the Virgin Mary. I found it in a pile of wood and something draw me to it and my husband, some friends and myself all saw her at the same time and she is still appearing. No hoax! Just Awesome. |
Charybdis
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 | 09:38 AM
How do you know it's the Virgin Mary? Nobody knows what she looked like. |
crystal
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 | 11:21 AM
Well of course not i have never met the mother of Jesus but the wood's image resemables the photos that more than half of the world relate as the virgin mary so there for, I belive the image on the wood not only the look but if one is familar with the images of Virgin Mary one would also relate the angel on the bottom w/wings the aura around her, the extended hand one would relate that as to be the Virgin Mary. If one was to find a piece of wood with a man with a long beard, a jolly ol' belly and a bag of gifts who would one asume that to be..? Well Mother of God, Santa Claus, or even a face of one's grandfather to find such a piece of nature that resambles a familar face so an awsome act. |
Charybdis
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 | 11:30 AM
So it looks like artists' representation of Mary, but not Mary herself? Doesn't sound too terribly meaningful to me. |
crystal
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 | 12:02 PM
Well it is called FAITH If you are calling yourself a member of hell you do not have the same beliefs as I, but I must ask Do know what Satan looks like? Have u met him personally and if you have i must offer you my prayers because ours souls belong to God not to the fallen angel. You beliefs are yours and if My wood with the Virgin Mary is not important to you then why did you respond? My faith can not be shook up by your doubt or you silly name. It is mine and important to me and mine and if someone else can benefit from her then i am glad oh i didn't mention the e took of her well there are some demon faces under her feet yes she defeated the evil well that's how we all percieve it and that's that! |
Charybdis
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 | 01:09 PM
Wow, such vehemence over a woodstain.
If it's Mary, why doesn't it appear as Mary actually did? Why would it appear as a Europeanized image of her? After all, Mary was a middle eastern Jew. Odds are, she looked nothing like the angelic figure in all the paintings of her. Is she that ashamed of her heritage and appearance that she would only appear to us as an (Eurocentric) idealized version of herself?
Or is it more likely that people see what they want and expect to see? |
crystal
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 | 09:29 PM
well i know what you are trying to express yes i so belive that the images we have been exposed to the almost blonde Jesus there is no way they would be so fair but you are misinterpeted me it is only a image not a clear picture and it is up to the view beauty is in the eye of the beholder and one will see what they want to see but over a hundred people see the same thing i think it is awesome and exciting too see i do not push my beiefs on anyone and i really didn't want to have to defend what i saw i only wanted to share it |
Cyrus
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 | 11:46 PM
Close up Photo of Mary
http://www2.hawaii.edu/~boyne/mary/mary.html |
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 | 06:30 PM
Mary is not alive or in heaven - nor was she a saint -yes ans she was not without sin!
People need toi start reading their bibles before acceptinh everything the catholic church says is tur
And the apparitions of mary - many of them were fake - the ones that many people saw was satan impersonating this
Mary |
oyun oyna
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 | 02:22 PM
He more closely resembles Chairman Mao. I also have a photograph of myself from the seventies. It was taken by my friends when I was streaking my high school. When my Mom saw the picture, she yelled "Jesus Christ". Although |
