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Orgasmatron? Uh-oh…
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Posted By:
Hairy Houdini
Nov 12, 2004
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here's a link to an ABC story on a newly developed and available "Orgasmatron" machine, that, duh, produces climactic responses in the user. Here 'tis: http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Living/story?id=235788&page=1 I would prefer to think that it's a hoax, being male, but I've a strange vibration that says it's the real thang. By the way, my favorite line out of the article is: "She said it was difficult to part with the Orgasmatron when the study ended". User-friendly, and then some.
Category: Sex; Replies: 22 |
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The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 | 06:57 PM
$17,000 for the device to be implanted. But I'm sure the cost will come down as demand rises.
Seems to be only for women. I wonder if it would be possible for men to hook up to this thing. |
Paul
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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 | 08:43 AM
My Orgasmatron has gone shopping. I like to keep it that way 😊 |
Maegan
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 | 10:10 AM
I actually think I saw that on the evening news some time ago...or maybe the 11 o'clock news. I don't know if they'd show something like that at 6. |
Ozymandias
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 | 03:43 PM
It was on Unscrewed yesterday. Unscrewed is a talk show, er, thing on TechTV. It's real. It was shown, and the inventor said stuff about it. |
Rex D.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 | 07:34 PM
Is this really how desperate people are getting? Can nodody find a good ol' fashion GF or BF, at least a bed-buddy, something. Now our focus is drawn to machines and million-dollar-man parts, simply for an orgazm. Are we really out of stuff to do? what ever happened to space exploration. When was the last spaceship launch? Do you remember? Or what about the depths of the seas and oceans of our own homeworld. We don't even know whats all down there. But whatever, it's O.K., we've got orgazmatrons. |
Maegan
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 | 11:35 AM
Rex, it's much easier to get off, than to take off (in a space ship)...so...you probably haven't bought a boyfriend pillow, or girlfriend legs.
Besides, it's the big important scientists that have all the money to buy this stuff...they're too busy orgazmatroning to do any exploring. =o) |
Charybdis
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 | 03:30 PM
If orgazmatroning was made an Olympic sport how many people do you think would try out for it? |
Rex D.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 | 05:44 PM
I get what your sayin' Maegan. Don't get me wrong, I may have sounded kinda anti-orgazmatronic, but am not. If they made one for men and I could afford one, I might have to get one, but I doubt I seriously ever would. All I'm saying is that it's not #1 on my to do list, nor should it be on any others. But that's just an opinion. |
Lord Lucan
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Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 | 03:34 PM
Argos used to sell these and published a picture of a woman being stimulated by one of these devices.
http://freespace.virgin.net/ljmayes.mal/var/pictures/Orgpic.jpg
http://freespace.virgin.net/ljmayes.mal/var/pictures/Orgtext.jpg
No batteries required!
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Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 | 04:02 PM
I think that's it's safe to say that the above Orgasmatron works best when used with the Jack Daniels Hip Flask set, or so the ad would suggest. Hey, I'm hip |
Rex D.
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Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 | 04:33 PM
What exactly does that thing have to do with an orgasm (-atron) ? Hey, what ever happened to those antianxiety or was it antidepression pills that gave a woman an orgasm every time she yawned which they in turn purposefully lost sleep so as to yawn a lot? And why didn't it work as good on men? |
Lord Lucan
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 | 02:17 PM
Well, Rex - "what does that thing have to do with an orgasm" - it gets rid of headaches and if you don't have a headache . . . . need I say more? |
Rex D.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 | 03:23 PM
O.K. Lord Lucan, I get it, but it still does not bring on an orgasm which the name implys. |
Charybdis
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 | 04:24 PM
The device supposedly initiated orgasms in the patient in which it was implanted. If this can be replicated there would be many woman who would line up for it. If it were to work on men than they would make trillions. |
Rex D.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 | 05:37 PM
Lol. That is probably correct, but I was referring to the head massager thing. |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 | 03:05 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam.. |
matzusdog
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 | 04:20 AM
Why is it called Spam? I had a dog called Spam, my brothers names being Stephen,Paul And Matt. How daft did I feel stood on the common shouting "Spam, Spam...here boy".
For those of you laughing at my unfortunate naming choice for my dog, he had bowel cancer and died young, never to live to see his dream of a cross bred greyhound winning the Dagenham Gold Cup.
Surely these scam spam things, people could just go round to the top address on the list (the obvious choice for the originator of the spam) and 'kick their heed' in, or at least scare them into posting Spam on our lovely boards... |
matzusdog
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 | 04:24 AM
*into <not> posting Spam on our lovely boards* apologies.
incidentally, I'll have the egg sausage spam bacon and spam sandwich, with no spam
and a side spam salad. |
matzusdog
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 | 06:11 AM
*into NOT posting spam*
AAAGH! |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 | 06:28 AM
Come on, matzusdog, you can do it!
😜
....Lobster Thermidor a Crevette served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.... |
Winona
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 | 10:18 AM
I'm blushing to say this now, since I never heard of the head thing called an Orgasmatron, but... I got one of the head massagers for Xmas. It's called the Tingler.
It feels damn good, but not THAT damn good. 😉 |
Winona
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 | 10:19 AM
Darn It. 😉 |
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