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What was Bush wired on at the debates??
Posted By:
bigfuzzybear
Oct 10, 2004
 I have watched ton's of old Bush videos and press conferences in the last week or so and the one thing I notice the most is that even under the pressure of some of the news conferences he never blinked , grinded teeth , licked teeth , swallowed , twitched like he has been doing in these debates. My question for the president would have been why won't he answer the point blank question of his past cocaine use while he continues to apply harsh punishments to those who use drugs. being 41 years of age myself and growing up in the 80's as a manager of a nigthclub back then I had the chance to be exposed to alot of drug usage around me. The only time I saw the kind of "ticks" that George has developed during the recent debates was when people were tweaking out on some kind of upper drug such as cocaine or speed. While I will not say he is on cocaine during the debates it sure looks as if he might be doing a drug that brings his coke ticks right back. So my question is What was he wired on?
Thanks for your time from a disenchanted american........
Category: Conspiracy-Theory, Politics; Replies: 18

Comments
The Curator
in San Diego
 Member
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 | 08:19 PM
Interesting theory. As my wife and I sat watching the most recent debate we both noticed how much Bush kept blinking. It was weird. I doubt his handlers would let him go into a debate while high on cocaine, but some more subtle stimulant in order to keep him alert... perhaps. I'm sure no one will ever know for sure. Maybe he just had way too much coffee.
The Curator
in San Diego
 Member
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 | 12:41 PM
Interesting movie linked to here comparing Bush's speaking abilities ten years ago vs. today. Striking difference:

http://www.blogitics.com/index.php/weblog/excuses_for_bushs_debate_failure/
BigFuzzyBear
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 | 07:17 PM
He almost sounds vote worthy in that. I also noticed he does'nt look like he is talking down to the little people 10 years ago as he always does today. Maybe its simply he has too much on his plate and is getting ready to snap at any moment. Heaven forbid him and Cheney both snap the same day. tee hee
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 | 12:05 PM
Bush has been prescribed a powerful, and overwhelming drug, that leaves him breathless, twitchy, and on the edge. It's called FEAR of not be elected president, and the world gave him the scrip. The bigger they are...
Maegan
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 | 11:46 AM
Maybe he is just really nervous. Or sick. I twitch when I'm sick.
Matt
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 | 02:27 PM
Yeah, I'd imagine the stakes are higher when you have to deliver a speach as President than as governor. Not to mention the sort of stress you'd have to face on the day to day job. Seems kind of expected to me that somebody would show more signs of nervousness and stress as President than before he was elected, and that someone who already has a few problems with public speaking would show more of them.
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 | 05:06 PM
I watched the final debate last night...I've become convinced that GW has no earpiece, or Ritalin drip machine under his jacket. However, his dullard Aw-shucks drawl would suddenly give way to outbursts of policy and spin recital. The change was instantaneous and startling, like Tourette's, without the cursewords. This leads me to two conclusions: A) GW is channelling Karl Rove, but only in short bursts, or: B) GW has an implant chip that is remotely controlled bu his puppeteers, programmed for short bursts of Rovian Krapola like a Pavlovian dog. One could have suggested that he had crammed his subjects, but the AW-shucks/Rove transformation was too quick. I'm leaning toward the implant chip. Chips for Dips, as it were.
BigFuzzyBear
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 | 06:46 PM
Okay I was bored I admit but I just had to do this and you can feel free to share this bit of fun with anyone you want the site thats hosting image said I had unlimited bandwidth just cut and paste this link
http://onfinite.com/libraries/90952/38a.jpg
I think it sums up my thoughts on the matter afterall they say a pictures worth a 1,000 words. A picture with a few quotes and some editing must be worth a million but these were all quotes attributed to Bush and the sources from which they came that I found today. I hope he does'nt see it it might make him bust a vessel or twitch uncontrollably
Maegan
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 | 12:36 PM
I don't get it.
BigFuzzyBear
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 | 02:50 PM
Well Maegen all of those Quotes have since been proven to be not true. Notice how I did not say Lies. But funny thing is alot of those quotes George says he never said. It just backs the fact that G.W.B. might be losing it. He can't even remember what he says and denies things that are part of the permanant public record and says they are'nt true. Even when the footage of him saying these things exist. I mean one of the quotes came from the White House press secretary. Now who has it wrong George or The White House? I mean it does'nt make me have overwhelming confidence in our countries leader if they can't even remember what they publish in their own daily press briefings of speeches. Then factor in the twitching , teeth grinding , verbal flops , the outbursts , the lying along with the memory lapses and well He could have some sort of dementia going on. I hope one day he does'nt wake up and decide that he needs to call for room service and presses the little red button to order eggs and blows up half of Europe.
Maegan
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 | 09:40 AM
I'm sure the Europe Blowing Up Button is not next to his bed. It's probably next to his desk, duh!

Anyway, now that it's been explained...I guess I'm just undecided, because there are lots of things that I say that I don't remember. Or things that I thought I said, but then someone says, "No, Maegan, you didn't say that." But I could have sworn that I DID say it! I mean, if everyone is basing their vote for President on what the candidates remember saying, maybe we're in a little more trouble than we all thought.

BigFuzzyBear
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 | 09:46 AM
I have resorted to only using Parody to express my views HENCE here's another one i just made. Got to love Ashcroft as a blonde in drag as well as the looming eyes of Karl Rove in the background.
http://onfinite.com/libraries/99775/5f0.jpg
The Curator
in San Diego
 Member
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 | 10:05 AM
Wow. Ashcroft looks a lot better as a blonde.
BigFuzzyBear
Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 | 09:32 AM
Okay the latest off the presses here:
President Evil
http://onfinite.com/libraries/103230/8dc.jpg
Rex D.
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 | 06:41 PM
The drug Bush was wired on - space crack
Rex D.
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 | 06:42 PM
The crack of the future
BigFuzzyBear1
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 | 06:47 PM
LOL yes I agree its a Evil type of Crack made in Crawford Texas. They take the cocaine and combine it with super secret chemicals and stuff it into the polyether pants of old women at church socials and then get them hot and bothered by showing them films of Bush Smurking and in about 2 hours they pull out big rocks of Space Crack or at least thats the rumor I heard.
Rex D.
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 | 07:44 PM
Yes, exactly. That about sums it up.

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