The Museum of Hoaxes
Bonsai kitten - very funny!
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Jul 15, 2004
 I know the site is very old, but it's one of the best hoaxes I've seen. perfect 10 on a 10 scale

Here are some funny quotes:
""You know, there's nothing that kills a funny website quite like all the stupid people who just WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT HOW WRONG IT IS. I mean, really! This came out YEARS ago. It has been denounced by people far more coherent and knowledgable than these people and yet they still think that they have something new to contribute. If you want to complain about something try picking something new and timely. Then maybe people will actually pay attention instead of blowing you off as yet another lunatic flamer."


"Jeeeesus christ. do you people realize that the rest of the world judges american's intelligence by the audience of jerry springer shows? and Lucy from Jersey, emily and Carrie are good examples when this is a correct call - they are true morons. How can they actually believe it would work even THEORETICALLY? Mind-boggling. Thanks for Michael Moore - more intelligent people should be heard, not just the stupid ones. Maybe install a smart guy for president next time anyone?"



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troubledexperiment001
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 | 07:21 PM
hah,yeah,I have this book,and the only reson im on this site is becuz of it. yaay for bonsai-kittens!


the audience LOOOVES me,and I love THEM,and they LOOOVE me for lovin' them,and I LOOOVE them for lovin' me.and wee LOOOOVE each other. and thats just because we didnt get enough love in our childhoods. and THATS showbiz----KID!!
----Chicago quote.yaaay.
Oиę S
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 | 10:39 PM
I got to comment on this posting, you think its funny? how is it funny? I know it may be a hoax but it is anything short of funny, its not funny to make animal loves concerned with this site. and to think that people could be trying this act, it is no condition of funny .. and you cant blame people for caring about the well being of kittens..
Temporal Paradox
Member
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 | 03:17 PM
It's not laugh-out-loud funny, but it is mildly humorous in a dark, twisted way. What's really funny is the comments page for the article on this site. You have people who go to "Museum of Hoaxes," read about Bonsai Kitten, and immediately swoop down with "OMG!!! HOW COULD U DO THIS CRUEL THING TO THESE AMINALS!!!! U ARE SICK, TWISTED, AND OUT RAGIS!!!!" (actual spelling of "outrageous" from the comment wall.)

These people have not only lost their grammar skills in their rage, but have also lost their logic. Would a place called "MUSEUM of HOAXES" seriously be either responsible for the bonsai kitties OR be pointing to a place that is 100% bona fide and praising the perpetrators?

I'm not making fun of their grammar, (unless it's really bad)I'm making fun of their thought processes, or lack thereof.

If they'd gone directly to Bonsai Kitten.com and seen it, I would forgive them for not getting the joke, and I salute their animal rights activism, but seriously, if the Museum of Hoaxes ever turns out to be actually torturing fuzzy cute things themselves, I'll buy a hat and eat it.

Note: This thread is located in the Old Forum of the Museum of Hoaxes.