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Deadly Bacon!
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Jun 24, 2004
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A new breed of GM bacon ahs entered our mainstream supermarkets. This bacon consists of plastic and other synthetic materials. When eaten it causes strange halucinations of exploding doorways and control freak spam. STAY AWAY FROM THE BACON KNOWN AS DANISH.
Category: ; Replies: 4
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The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 | 03:05 PM
'Strange hallucinations of control freak spam'... I'm assuming that's spam of the edible variety, not the email kind.
And aren't visions of exploding doorways a small price to pay for the great taste of Danish bacon? |
Matt
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 | 01:47 PM
Is somebody here getting a bit confused about genetically modified food versus artificial food additives? It'd take a lot of genetic tinkering to get a pig to grow made out of plastic and other synthetic materials. |
Dude!
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 | 01:23 PM
I have sampled some of this bacon, the doorways expoding are rather funky as they explode into small pink christina auguera monsters! There funky, exept for the fact they sing! Aghhhh! |
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 | 05:41 PM
Hey, don't knock bacon! I happen to like the stuff, even though I should have died by the age of 9 from eating it.
"America. What a country!" - Yakov Smirnoff |
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