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Museum Entry Tickets
Here's a curious email I just received:

Hallo! My name is Wojciech Krajewski. I come from Poland. I'm collecting museum entry tickets. I would be very happy if I have got in my collection ticket from Yours. I hope that my favour won't be a problem for You and that you won't leave it without answer. I give my regards to you and thank you very much.

I'd really like to help this guy out. But what should I send him?
Categories: Miscellaneous
Posted by Alex on Fri Aug 12, 2005
Comments (45)
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What does that have to do with waffles Harry?
Posted by Silentz  in  general  on  Sat Aug 13, 2005  at  01:36 PM
Send him an AOL disk
Posted by Michael  on  Sat Aug 13, 2005  at  01:59 PM
umm...You'd have to ask Floormeister Squeeze what the waffle connection is (page one)...I just like waffles...I almost like word as much as the food...I could walk around all day saying WaffleWaffleWaffle, but then I'd get hungry and I'd want Wi- I mean waffles...whew, that was close
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Sat Aug 13, 2005  at  02:27 PM
ignore the guy--he has probably sent hundreds of these requests anyway. And do not invite the guy to come---he just might, with his 20 cousins who live nearby! This is really not worth the cost of a ticket, no matter how fake! Any response will have thousands of his countrymen writing for their ticket!!!
Posted by scrooge  in  north of the neck  on  Sat Aug 13, 2005  at  02:31 PM
Oh, relax, scrooge, it's just a jokey thread. Speaking of not so funny, how about sending a complete Belgian waffle in plastic, with fresh strawberries and whipped cream? Have him bring *that* back across the Atlantic.
Posted by stork in the absense of confinement  on  Sat Aug 13, 2005  at  05:52 PM
send him a hoax ticket!! heh...
Posted by jhunkee  on  Sun Aug 14, 2005  at  11:57 AM
I still think an AOL 9.0 disk with 1175 hours admittance for 60 days should allow him to see the whole museum.
Posted by Michael  on  Sun Aug 14, 2005  at  06:32 PM
oh stork, you just are not funny. Put on that jokey thinking cap and try again.
Posted by scrooge  in  neck of the north  on  Sun Aug 14, 2005  at  07:14 PM
i thought there was a museum of hoxes....
Posted by Nightmare  in  Formaly ED  on  Mon Aug 15, 2005  at  06:09 AM
Stick a stub in Hairy's box
Posted by booch  on  Mon Aug 15, 2005  at  09:22 AM
hey, hey, hey... nobody sticks their stub in my box without taking me to the movies first... sheesh... da noive (Tish- that's French)
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Mon Aug 15, 2005  at  10:48 AM
Man, Hairy, do you ever need to get a new hobby!!
You're giving the old saying "You've got to get out more" a whole new poignance.
Posted by Big Gary in Dallas  in  Dallas, Texas  on  Mon Aug 15, 2005  at  04:46 PM
Send him tickets to the 1994 World Series.
Posted by Rich Uncle Skeleton  on  Mon Aug 15, 2005  at  07:59 PM
hey, hey, hey... I never said that was my Only Hobby, just as I doubt that this Polish Gentlement limits his interests to collecting Museum Entry Tickets...I said "A" hobby of mine, not "the only" hobby of mine... you gotta read the fine print, Big Gary, which, BTW is a hobby of're right tho, I do need to get out more...the ankle bracelet comes off in a few months, the straight jacket next Summer...look out, world, here I come
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Tue Aug 16, 2005  at  02:18 PM
Who but a burnt out pimp wants a used up tic...go home and don't back!
Posted by choco  on  Tue Aug 30, 2005  at  11:54 PM
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