Fake Coffee with the News
Status: Insidious advertising

The anchors aren’t even supposed to acknowledge them, McDonald’s reps explain. That’s part of their genius, my little lambs! They get into your mind without you knowing it. So they just sit there, two logo-emblazoned plastic cups, percolating into the psyche. Made-to-scale models that weigh something like seven pounds each — refreshing, and bottom-line boosting!
The Las Vegas news isn't alone in doing this. Lots of news shows are joining in. I think I've seen similar cups on the San Diego news. I'd like to see one of the anchors forced to drink the cup down. (Thanks, Bob!)
Categories: Advertising, Food Posted by Alex on Tue Jul 22, 2008 |
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My current fantasy is that I'm booked as a guest on this "news" show. In the middle of my segment, I casually reach over to the fake coffee as if thinking that it was placed there for me. I raise it to my lips and start to suck on the straw. I suspect the looks on the faces of the hosts would be priceless.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 01:30 AM
I guess they have to use fake stuff cos the real stuff looks so unappetising?
Posted by outeast on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 03:23 AM
yes, I'd like a plastic coffee, an egg McHockey Puck, and a small toy to put on my desk to irritate co-workers. To go.
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 08:05 AM
Boooo!
Nothing is sacred anymore.
Posted by MadCarlotta in Canada on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 10:32 AM
Nothing is sacred anymore.
Nothing says "professional journalism" like "props indicating your news team buys cheap iced coffee"...
@outeast -- They have to use fake because otherwise the cold iced coffee would sweat (condensation) and leave a big wet puddle. By the end of the show all the ice cubes would be gone and it would look like a latte. (Not to mention, the news team might actually drink it, if it were real, and then you'd have a half-empty cheap iced coffee -- ultra-professional journalism!)
Posted by Cleanser on Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 12:17 PM
@outeast -- They have to use fake because otherwise the cold iced coffee would sweat (condensation) and leave a big wet puddle. By the end of the show all the ice cubes would be gone and it would look like a latte. (Not to mention, the news team might actually drink it, if it were real, and then you'd have a half-empty cheap iced coffee -- ultra-professional journalism!)
I bet the logo shows up better with a full cup, too. To be fair, I have had their iced coffee & it is surprisingly okay. My favorite coffee over all is from Dunkin Donuts...including their iced coffee, and hot chocolate.
My mom makes the best iced coffee ever, but in a pinch, without my mom or a DD around, I will do a McDonald's iced coffee. It's pretty cheap, too. Not like a $5 cup of Charbucks.
Posted by Maegan in Tampa, FL - USA on Thu Jul 24, 2008 at 12:34 PM
My mom makes the best iced coffee ever, but in a pinch, without my mom or a DD around, I will do a McDonald's iced coffee. It's pretty cheap, too. Not like a $5 cup of Charbucks.
It seems like one of those mean practical jokes, like the candies with soap centers. You put people under really hot lights, and then right in front of them you put a realistic-looking but undrinkable frosty cold beverage. They could hardly bring their own drinks along, either, or the viewers would wonder why the TV people were drinking cans of Fresca instead of those nice iced coffees beside their hands.
But WHY would plastic scale models of plastic cups of coffee weigh seven pounds each???
Did they put lead weights in the bottoms to prevent the newscasters acidentally turning them over?
Posted by Big Gary on Sat Jul 26, 2008 at 12:11 PM
But WHY would plastic scale models of plastic cups of coffee weigh seven pounds each???
Did they put lead weights in the bottoms to prevent the newscasters acidentally turning them over?
As that said "Product placement has reached the TV news." Its only about advertisement. every pixel of screen where a viewer sight may reach is salable from advertiser's point of view. Now it has to make looking professional is what marketing team is working for.
Posted by Cell Phones - Umair on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 04:52 PM
man....you dont think when your watching it do you...
Posted by pete on Fri Aug 29, 2008 at 02:19 PM
My mom makes the best iced coffee ever, but in a pinch, without my mom or a DD around, I will do a McDonald's iced coffee. It's pretty cheap, too. Not like a $5 cup of Charbucks.
Posted by Peter on Sat Dec 27, 2008 at 10:18 AM
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