Here's a couple of vampire-themed websites sent in by visitors. First we have the
Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. According to the blurb on the site, "From 1868 to 1975, the Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA) was responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations while overseeing scientific research into the undead. This site is a tribute to the men and women who served in the FVZA, especially the over 4000 Agents who lost their lives fighting to keep our country safe." And next we have
The Temple of the Vampire. If you want to live forever, then all you have to do is join the temple. The catch is that in order to join you have to buy their book,
The Vampire Bible. That's a good sales gimmick. I should try something like that for my book, such as if you want to achieve a state of absolute enlightenment, then you have to buy my book.
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And, the money forum has little info for those who are not wealthy. They only have information in it for rich members.
The website is a lot of hype and promises. Also, you can loose your membership real easy if you say or do the wrong thing.
Also their messageboard members stated in posts that one could not "insinuate" they had downloaded copyrighted mp3's or you would be banned.
Members on there are also very antagonistic and quick to find fault so they can get kudos with their huckster Nemo. I wouldn't be surprised if some lied on each other to show their loyalty.
They also claim the Temple is their to help find "lost family members". Why are their Family members lost and need to be found in the first place? I guess they are just like christians trying to save lost souls so they can get your money.
If you want to see how many others have wasted money then just go on EBAY and you can see the ex-members rings and books on there. Beware! Do not buy or own their books, if you are not a member because you will be cursed!
Also remember, if you are not a member then you hate life and do not want to be immortal.
Personally, I think the possibility of extending one's life through cryonics is not stupid if there is a small chance they could revive you in the future. So I disagree with other's sentiments here about cryonics being stupid. I suggest those here not to go on stereotypes and visit the cryonic institutes website and read their FAQ
Taken from: http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.vampiretemple.com
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://pweb.netcom.com/~temple/index.html
You can easily track the evolution of their website using the Wayback Machine at http://www.archive.org
You can also do a search on their URL:www.vampiretemple.com on the Wayback Machine and see how they keep changing their site.
I have also found other old websites from the early 90's using this nifty little research tool.
I have noticed they have gone from saying vampires are "real" to telling everyone on their new site they are "metaphorical".
I think the Temple changing their website is only making themselves look worse and more suspicious.
I am still waiting on an ex-member to try and kill themselves while leaving a Temple card or vampire bible in a pool of their own vampire blood.
Just wait, it will happen sooner or later.
You can also try to trim out part of the URL to get it to pop up in the Wayback Machine's site. For example, trim out "http://pweb.netcom.com/~temple/index.html" and put it in their search field on the Wayback Machine.
I checked all of these links and they do work but they don't work if you click on them from off of these posts or this website.
Its really showing that they are saying one thing in their books,and promoting something else.
I couldn't have said it better myself. Bravo!!!!
Their so-called "active membership" does not reflect their teachings even remotely.
People, don't take my word for it. Buy the books. Join the TOV. Pay for "active membership." Sell your souls to Nemo forevermore.
You'll see I'm right. SATAN wouldn't lie, now would he? Oh, never mind.
i guess everybody has to live by some code, we all have to buy some book (the bible, vampire or otherwise) and live our life based on the teaching.. godamn conformists. i am dissapointed at TOV for being so stupid.
i will continue to embrace my mortality becuase death is was makes life so exciting.. it would not be fun if you had untill the end of time to do everything. the fun is in squeezing all the good memorys and experences into a lifetime. living forever is overrated. thanx for reading.
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Hello. I was browsing your website and had a question about a section that I read. For the segment "Finally, active members have the option of meeting with one another in person in order to refine their skills. These occur both as small gatherings of local members and as larger seminars. These meetings occur around the world.
These services give our active members the resources needed to master their lives, which in turn gives them the opportunity to benefit from the scientific promise of immortality.", I think it's wonderful that direction and guidance can be found through your organization! In fact, I got a warm fuzzy feeling after I read that just knowing that you really do care. I'm sure there's plenty of members that were looking for someone to hold their hand and lead them in the right direction.
My question is, would you object to wearing rubber gloves while you're holding a member's hands when you guide them in the right direction? Some people don't want cooties.
Thanks a lot!
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I still haven't received an answer yet. I suppose that if I were immortal, then it wouldn't matter how long I had to wait... 😉
Garlic won't kill him but it could leave a nasty bruise on his noggin.
MUST..... HAVE...... FRESH..... PLASMA.....
MUST..... HAVE...... FRESH..... PLASMA.....
MUST..... HAVE...... FRESH..... PLASMA.....
*insert hungry undead vampire groan here*
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Posted by edwardtheimmortal in ohio on Tue May 13, 2008 at 09:39 AM
For your information, I wasn't making fun of you because of a disease. I was making fun of your "Bow before me" comment. Here's a friendly piece of advice: If you want people to respect you, then you must respect others. I am under no obligation whatsoever to show respect to you. I will treat you as you treat me.
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Or...
Maybe our little "barbs" are shedding some lucidity into your otherwise unbridled delusions that you are a vampire. That shred of reality could be what's "bringing you down" as you say. Maybe your "vampire reality" is no more stable than a bloody house of cards. What say you, immortal?
Bow down before me.. Fresh plasma.. Cootie cards.. Where do these bloody people come from? Never mind. I'd rather you didn't tell me. LOL!!!!!
You are proving the very point of how idiotic you people are.
Your word don't actually effect me whatsoever. I already know that you are a retard. What harm can the thoughts of a retard do to me?
Now go cry to your mommy, you bloody idiot.
You're just mad because you came on here pretending to be a TOV member and were then unmasked.
Then you pretended to be a vampire with some "medical condition" and were unmasked again.
In the end, you say you're not a vampire at all and don't even have a desire to be one.
The truth is, you're full of it. If you're going to fight a verbal battle, at least know what the hell you are fighting for.
You should go join this TOV. From all that I've read here in this blog, you'll fit right in with all the lost little sheep there. I'm sure their leader will welcome you with open arms and even hand you a tissue.
Well, after Satanic Scriptures, I can't very well say that the CoS Hierarchy isn't white light; but that's another point for another post at some other time. I'm so sure I'm just confusing "sarcasm" with literalness. Peter, of course, would never say "We Satanists" and mean it that way.
I've seen no clannish behavior from him, or his group of Jewish friends...ok, I'm lying now.
Maybe the Elite should come on over here, from both groups, and "defend" themselves. Or maybe bash some poor fellow for having a tattoo of someone they dislike, or whatever it is the Elite do now-a-days.
Vampires? No. Energy? Of course. Undead Gods? Ok, did Romero help you with that one Nemo?
I've read ALL of the ToV literature. Lucky for me I knew someone who made it to their inner circle. He was kind enough to share all of the books with me.
In one word, it is all shit.
Thank you for demonstrating here what a complete loser you are, Jo. If that is your real name.
Hairy Houdini.. you're not making any sense at all, mate. Sounds like you've been talking to that Nemo character.
Sasspra.. I like you!
"Nuff said.
Dario. Thank you for your kind words. Seems like there's still some sense in part of the human race.
Houdini. Good one.
I wish more people would do some proper research instead of either indiscriminately believing everything, or ignoring all not fitting into their own little world.
I've studied vampires since '82, and there's a reason why I haven't aborted my research. And I've occasionally run into TOV since '92. First the claim was to have a network with contact to vampires posessing physical form. About 10 years later I notice the vampires are spirit forms, summoned by pseudo-magickal rituals. Aleistar Crowley would've been rofling madly, had he still been here. Now technological advancement curves take a prominent seat in the TOV dogma. While the vampire is said to be eternal, denied rest or ascension, the TOV view of their focal point seems to change at an amusing pace.
"Nuff said.
Posted by Prince Charming in London, England on Fri May 30, 2008 at 08:43 PM
Thank you, Prince Charming! I like you too and it's nice to see that you and others here are able to sift through the posts and see them for what they really are.
Thank you for keeping Me laughing at you all as well. This is most amusing.
Please keep kidding yourselves so you can sleep at night. That is another sheeple contribution I appreciate.
Yes, I do expect some kind of ranting back towards me about this post. I do like to laugh at you all though. Sleep well.