Vampire Sites

Here's a couple of vampire-themed websites sent in by visitors. First we have the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. According to the blurb on the site, "From 1868 to 1975, the Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA) was responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations while overseeing scientific research into the undead. This site is a tribute to the men and women who served in the FVZA, especially the over 4000 Agents who lost their lives fighting to keep our country safe." And next we have The Temple of the Vampire. If you want to live forever, then all you have to do is join the temple. The catch is that in order to join you have to buy their book, The Vampire Bible. That's a good sales gimmick. I should try something like that for my book, such as if you want to achieve a state of absolute enlightenment, then you have to buy my book.

Paranormal

Posted on Wed Oct 29, 2003



Comments

Damn it, the dipshit vampires are flooding the place.

Why don't you all stick some lifeforce up your asses?
Posted by The Shit  on  Thu Feb 24, 2011  at  03:52 AM
Nemo:
Posted by Criticize  on  Thu Feb 24, 2011  at  01:38 PM
Nemo:
Posted by Criticize  on  Thu Feb 24, 2011  at  01:48 PM
Continued from above: "Thus we see people who have to have heart attack, drop dead, be resuscitated, and then be willing to admit that after having had an NDE that was more vividly real than anything they EVER experienced before that there is more to reality than what science has currently identified.

So the Temple suggests that instead of waiting for a heart attack and hoping to be one of the 20% who have an NDE, that you roll up your sleeves and have an OBE without dying. Do the work required to verify what is what on each level of the Temple.

Be different from the masses who only look for permission from authority figures to decide what they can or cannot accept as real! Just consider that if you honestly know They are real then ask yourself what advantage there is to not trusting Their instructions?

I will add that They are not asking you to screw up your Dayside life in any manner that I am aware of. No request that you sell all of your worldly possessions and sit on a hilltop waiting to be rescued by UFOs or Jesus. No cyanide-laced Kool-Aid. No vows of chastity or poverty.

To the contrary, as you well know, our members are asked to pull together serious Dayside plans and to quietly go about testing the Nightside Teachings through steady effort.

There are levels of certainty regarding Their reality. But when you are really sure then you will treat what They suggest differently.

I know because I do and I am pleased to be able to state that most of those in the Priesthood do as well.
Posted by Criticize  on  Thu Feb 24, 2011  at  01:49 PM
u can all talk forever about theories and speculations on this and that.. but the bottom line is that unless the seeker has a mystical experince, no matter of you call it kundalini or astrial travel or communion through ritual.. or what not, then he will forever remain in doubt and forever just speculating.

therefore the aim of every seeker should be mystical experience. the catch of course being that one cannot make of it an aim in itself else it never really comes. making it all into some sort of a earned or deserved experience.. in most cases a birthright, in some others, perhaps earned through effort and austerity of this or that kind.

once we get there, all words mean nothing. and we change, and with us changes the way we see the world. it's irrelevant whether call that yoga or communion with undead or what not. what matters is the result it yields.

most people here or in any cult including tov never have a mystical experience. and most people who do, never bother to join any cults. because they are fit to run and lead and teach. not to follow or serve.
Posted by darius  on  Thu Feb 24, 2011  at  02:12 PM
Criticize, please post more about the ToV's belief in the Undead Gods. I was considering joining (I'm in the CoS and already purchased several of the bible offerings) and thought that the Undead Gods represented Nemo and some other high level *corporeal* members. Apparently, this is not the case! What you posted seems to point out that Nemo and the ToV believe in actual disembodied spirits who offer them advice and life guidance!
Please post more! I now think I understand now why some people say both groups shouldn't mix.
Posted by Patricia  on  Thu Feb 24, 2011  at  03:03 PM
forget about our cults and groups.
know thyself is the only science worth devoting your life to.

or in words of crowley.. well.. not really his but anyway..

There is beauty in every incident of life; the true and the false, the wise and the
foolish, are all one in the eye that beholds all without passion or prejudice: and
the secret appears to lie not in the retirement from the world, but in keeping a
part of oneself Vestal, sacred, intact, aloof from that self which makes contact
with the external universe. In other words, in a separation of that which is and
perceives from that which acts and suffers. And the art of doing this is really
the art of being an artist. As a rule, it is a birthright; it may perhaps be attained
by prayer and fasting; most surely, it can never be bought.
Posted by darius  on  Thu Feb 24, 2011  at  03:12 PM
Is there a moderator available?
Darius is obviously a troll, planted to divert readers attention from the serious posts at hand to his gibberish.
Please delete all of Darius' postings.
Posted by Patricia  on  Thu Feb 24, 2011  at  06:20 PM
patricia, you are a female. your understandign will always be limited. you are for breeding more slaves only. there is no glory for you, female.. and your very nature and destiny is to be chained to earth and breed breed breed. and so you do and so you will. all you can hope for is a good man who will remind you and set you in your right place. and keep you there forever. just as humans get very unsettled when they are not in the servitude position, so do females, when they do not serve a man.

but that's roughly the story of humanity, they always stone the genius. they fear it. predator vs prey. same old story.

I am not angry. nor upset. nor even disappointed. I am merely superior to you female.
Posted by darius  on  Thu Feb 24, 2011  at  06:31 PM
"Is there a moderator available?
Darius is obviously a troll, planted to divert readers attention from the serious posts at hand to his gibberish.
Please delete all of Darius' postings."

Leave them. They are of use in this discussion. Just wait and see.
Posted by Sand  on  Thu Feb 24, 2011  at  07:00 PM
Patricia,

I would advise you to save your money. Anything the Temple offers can be found in outside sources. Most of their ideas come from old and modern concepts that can be found at amazon.com or a library.
Posted by Criticize  on  Thu Feb 24, 2011  at  07:19 PM
Pat,
If you are on LttD, stir some shit up by subtly letting your CoS friends know about the MoH and what has been written here.
The important fact is that they don't mention cryonics on their website. They hide that. That's the big secret. They don't tell you that once you join, you MUST purchase a 30k+ cryonics contract to get into the upper levels.
Like other similar "occult" groups, they will brainwash you into thinking that those in the group are special (predator/elite) while those outside the group are merely human (prey/robots). Once you accept that, you will begin to make decisions based on the erroneous belief that the group members posses superior ideas to those outside the group. You may lose money and time while you figure out that it's all B.S. But eventually, everyone does. That's why you can't find much more than a dozen members who have been with the group for over a decade.Everyone is new every several years! Everyone figures it out !ROFL!
Posted by Stacy  on  Thu Feb 24, 2011  at  08:49 PM
hi, hardcover copies of The Vampire Bibles now on ebay. Starting at $9.99, why pay $35.00? Please check out if you are interested.
Posted by B  on  Fri Feb 25, 2011  at  12:47 PM
Nemo: "You have The Vampire Bible.

If you follow the instructions described there you have the opportunity to verify what you seek and much more.

However, please understand that if you already disbelieve in such things, you will only succeed in proving that you can effectively block psi, something that has been publicly known since 1942.

The Temple Motto is "Test Everything, Believe Nothing."

The Temple Motto is not "Test us on everything and skip doing it yourself."

The Temple Motto is also not "Test nothing yourself and disbelieve everything."

You also have to drop your beliefs that such things are not possible to ever have a reliable chance to verify them for yourself.

You have to validate the experiences yourself to actually know what is so.

Otherwise you will never be certain whether or not you are being tricked by others or just deluding yourself.

Anything you do not do yourself is based on faith, not personal validation.

You are either having faith in what others are claiming, or you are testing these things for yourself and acquiring bedrock certainty.

For the former, there are about six billion humans ready to take you in.

We are only interested in the latter.

We are not about debate, argumentation, or other such useless nonsense.

The Temple is only concerned with obtaining results that the very few can achieve since only a very few are willing to actually "Test Everything, Believe Nothing".

For the masses, they must cling to their beliefs even it means their death.

We seek the few who want more and are willing to act on that desire.

The Temple is, itself, the test."
Posted by Awakening of Intelligence  on  Fri Feb 25, 2011  at  01:41 PM
To: Criticize
You think it is humorous to post private messages on a public forum.
It is not.
All our actions have immediate karmic repercussions.
I hope you are prepared to deal with yours.
Posted by Aurobindo  on  Fri Feb 25, 2011  at  04:40 PM
Nemo: "When you fly on any airline in the world, they always explain how, if cabin pressure drops and the oxygen masks pop out, you should put your own mask on first and only then assist others, such as children, to put theirs on.

The Six Earthly Secrets are not casual suggestions but the true Grand Grimoire of Earthly Magic - the secrets to mastering your life on this world first.

You first.

Others second.

It is the only order that makes sense.

Glad that you understand this already.

That puts you ahead of about six billion people!"
Posted by Awakening of Intelligence  on  Fri Feb 25, 2011  at  07:38 PM
Nemo: "There is a common dodge by some "scientists" to assume that if they can offer any kind of explanation for what happens physically then this "explains" such things as the out of body experience, for example.

Michael Persinger, a medical researcher in Canada, applies pulsing magnetic fields to certain parts of the brain, a volunteer has an out of body experience or perceives "aliens" in the room, and then Persinger says that this "proves" it was all a hallucination.

It proves nothing of the sort.

It only demonstrates that sometimes using pulsed magnetic fields you can induce an out of body experience or the experience of perceiving "aliens" in the same room with you.

Persinger does not even consider the possiblity that his magnetic fields might be enabling the brain to perceive and do things that otherwise it does not seem to do.

He assumes there is no astral body that could leave the physical body and so he is looking only for what could cause these "hallucinations".

He assumes that there is no one else in the room that the subject reports because Persinger does not see anyone else.

Perhaps Persinger should consider that the subject is now capable of seeing things that Persinger is still blind to!

It is quite sad to see these otherwise intelligent researchers ignore reports from their subjects when they acquire information they "should" not know while having an out of body experience!

But, over and over again, people do exactly that! They continue to have out of body experiences commonly in life threatening situations (such as the near death experience or NDE) and report back information they acquired while away from the body which is then verified as correct.

For the Vampire it is necessary to remember that the ignorant superstitious belief in classical materialism (disproven by physics for more than a century now) is common and stubbornly maintained by many scientists in other fields.

They should really know better but long held beliefs are difficult for the average person to challenge and break free from - especially when all of your peers still seem to view any other perspective as heresy.

The Vampire must recognize that these "authorities" have their own deeply held prejudices just as one would expect from members of a fundamentalist Christian church when confronted with evidence for evolution.

"Materialism" is a faith that has been disproven by science.

This is important to remember since we are still surrounded by "scientists" who are true believers in that faith!

Test Everything. Believe Nothing.

Especially do not simply believe what the priests of a disproven religion tell you is true or false.

Look at the actual evidence and make your own judgments.

Do not just believe what you are told by anyone.

Even so-called "scientists".
Posted by Criticize  on  Fri Feb 25, 2011  at  08:46 PM
I think this has not been posted here. It is a person name JWG and person name Obsidian talking about the TOV. Both are names in LttD is this those men?

http://www.occultforum.org/forum/topic?id=27109

The thread had history of the TOV too!
Posted by Karl  on  Fri Feb 25, 2011  at  11:09 PM
WARNING: the link above does not work! The link above goes to a virus infecting site! It gave my computer a trojan!
Posted by Matt  on  Fri Feb 25, 2011  at  11:31 PM
I guess too many people have an abundance of free time in within the confines of their worthless existences. Your identities are not as anonymous as you may think.
We are Watching.
Posted by N  on  Fri Feb 25, 2011  at  11:35 PM
No it does not Matt it goes to site okay. You are trying to make people not click to see truth about you. You do this before a few times it is not honest.

All you do you lie and threaten like you watch us. You are like American Christians!
Posted by Karl  on  Fri Feb 25, 2011  at  11:39 PM
@Darius,

"...there is no glory for you, female.. and your very nature and destiny is to be chained to earth and breed breed breed. and so you do and so you will. all you can hope for is a good man who will remind you and set you in your right place. and keep you there forever. just as humans get very unsettled when they are not in the servitude position, so do females, when they do not serve a man..."

Well, this outta beat the female ToV members into submission - or are you a pro-gay organization?
Posted by Biggy  on  Sat Feb 26, 2011  at  02:39 AM
LOLOLOL Nemo reviews porn!

http://www.excaliburfilms.com/AdultDVD/91476D1_Shaved_Pink_dvd.htm
Posted by .  on  Sat Feb 26, 2011  at  03:30 AM
Thanks very much to the providers of this greatest informational site. I will not be joining the temple of vampire, after reading here, of cryonics, that is not informed in the official website. Good that you are found on the first page of searches on Google, if not, not would have found you while looking for temple of the vampire.
Posted by Vampira A. Ferndandez  on  Sat Feb 26, 2011  at  12:29 PM
Do the Vampire Teachings deal with the chakras in any form? Is there a technique for light body flight that you use?
Blessed Be!
Kelly
Posted by Kelly  on  Sat Feb 26, 2011  at  09:13 PM
"Wicca and Satanism are and have always been the same thing. We call it Wicca to outsiders, so as not to frighten or give the truth away to anyone. Once the join the coven and receive the third initiation, then we tell them the truth, that Lord Satan is our true God.
At least as Vampires, we don't need to play pretend whence communicating with each other!"
!!!!
Posted by Mordred  on  Sun Feb 27, 2011  at  07:14 AM
Friends,
For those of us who validated our beloved teachings yet do not accept the cryonics because the Dragon does not require it, let us band again together and create a new clutch outside of the Temple.
Adepts, I know you are reading this. A new Temple to arise. We will keep our beloved teachings as they were before. Without the unnecessary cryonics. Do not let does who believe in being frozen look down upon us anymore. We are still Adepts. Please. Your thoughts.
JK
Adept
Posted by JK  on  Sun Feb 27, 2011  at  09:42 AM
JK...email add pls.
I'm interested.
X, ex-fourth circle member
Posted by aRIz  on  Sun Feb 27, 2011  at  05:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSrIkUXwsNk&feature=related
Posted by The Count  on  Mon Feb 28, 2011  at  08:54 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experiments_in_the_Revival_of_Organisms
Posted by The Count  on  Mon Feb 28, 2011  at  08:54 PM
The link to the you tube video is disgusting. A dog being decapitated, to be tortured in an experiment for your fascination? What kind of inhumane sick animals are you people? Is this supposed to attract the "right" people to your group? I guess it is not surprising, since you see yourselves as the "predators" of human.
I wonder what kind of losers are attracted to join your group. Let me guess, the majority of your members are men, right? I hope PETA takes notice of this.
Posted by Nancy R.  on  Mon Feb 28, 2011  at  09:40 PM
@Nancy R

Not all Vampires accept the cryonics position so often presented here. There are some of us who believe that the soul does not require a fleshly container to continue it's eternal existence. One day we may be able to express these beliefs openly and without fear. Cryonics should be interpreted as a possibility and not a necessity for the Vampire, regardless of what some unfortunately would prefer to believe. Your site may help this occur sooner rather than later.

Cheers
Ansuz-Laguz
Posted by Ansuz  on  Tue Mar 01, 2011  at  08:41 AM
There are some of us who believe that the soul does not require a fleshly container to continue it's eternal existence. One day we may be able to express these beliefs openly and without fear.

How do you know you have an eternal soul?

How do you know what the shelf life of a soul is?

You are right, this is a belief unless you can support this belief with proof.

What other things do you take on faith that the ToV teaches?
Posted by Private  on  Tue Mar 01, 2011  at  03:55 PM
"How do you know you have an eternal soul?"

By my own experience. When you have direct experience of the reality of the Dragon, you are left with no doubts. This is something that must be earned through your own efforts. You already have it, you just are not aware of it.


"How do you know what the shelf life of a soul is?"
The Dragon, the True Self, is timeless consciousness. Designations proper for describing the material universe are irrelevant.
Anyone who gives you an answer is lying.

"You are right, this is a belief unless you can support this belief with proof."

Your existence is enough.

"What other things do you take on faith that the ToV teaches?"

You know the Vampire Teachings (in their original form) are not based on faith. Let's keep it real.
You have no experience of eternity, you are but an animal as described by Anton LeVey in the Satanic Bible.
You are exactly what prey is. Ignorant of the rare opportunity before you.
So it has being for millions of years.
The Undead Gods rule over you. No cryonics necessery. They just do.

Ansuz-Laguz, Magus
Posted by Ansuz  on  Tue Mar 01, 2011  at  05:57 PM
Anuz, do not respond to anything anonymous says.He is the sand/rupobate sockpuppett.Anything you say he'll twist to make it anti-new religons. Ignore him and the other troll.
Posted by ji  on  Tue Mar 01, 2011  at  06:32 PM
"He no longer can view himself in two parts, the carnal and the spiritual[astral], but sees them merge as one, and then to his abysmal horror, discovers
that they are only the carnal - AND ALWAYS WERE! Then he either hates himself to
death, day by day - or rejoices that he is what he is!"--"The God You Save May Be Yourself" from The Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor LaVey
Posted by Private  on  Tue Mar 01, 2011  at  06:49 PM
You are exactly what prey is. Ignorant of the rare opportunity before you.

Why are you responding to ignorant prey then? Don't you have billions of humans to rule over, however, you rule over them? By the way, how do you guys rule over humans? Do they do your dishes, wash your cars or what?
Posted by Private  on  Tue Mar 01, 2011  at  07:03 PM
So it has being for millions of years.

Really?!!! Wow!

I just can't BELIEVE this is so!

MILLIONS of YEARS! Wow!

Everyone run out and get your copy of The Vampire Bible now!!!

I guess you have proof of the ToV being MILLIONS of years old or else you wouln't have made such a claim.

Wow!
Posted by Private  on  Tue Mar 01, 2011  at  07:33 PM
"He no longer can view himself in two parts, the carnal and the spiritual[astral], but sees them merge as one, and then to his abysmal horror, discovers
that they are only the carnal - AND ALWAYS WERE! Then he either hates himself to
death, day by day - or rejoices that he is what he is!"--"The God You Save May Be Yourself" from The Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor LaVey"

@anonymous,
WTF? Who cares what Anton LaVey says? Vampirism is not limited to the words of a mere carny.
You can just be a LaVeyan Satanist or go beyond. The LaVeyan Satanist is lazy. It's a good place to start but if you stay there, it is a mentally lazy path. Whatever, I'm done here.
You don't get it and will never get it.
Posted by Vince  on  Tue Mar 01, 2011  at  09:06 PM
So I heard Nemo likes to take it up the chute.
Posted by The Shit  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  01:53 AM
The purpose of that video was to show proof that a dead organism can be reanimated. It was asked for by detractors and provided.
Posted by The Count  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  03:02 AM
That video proved nothing.

It's probably a hoax (like the ToV) for all I know.

Does Daddy Nemo you're posting this shit here? What would Daddy Nemo, Mummy Isabel and Brother Faelyn think of all this shit you've been saying?

Fucking moron.
Posted by The Shit  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  06:48 AM
Here is a link for a new lively discussion that some of are having about the ToV. Enjoy. 😊

http://www.paganspace.net/forum/topics/the-tov-is-not-lhp
Posted by M  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  07:48 AM
yeah great fucking evidence count

a 1940's communist propaganda video which has been debunked for years.


so the ToV plan to "contaminate our precious bodily fluids"?



I spose your the kind of dickface that worries about flouride in water as well.

someone tell Major Ripper.
Posted by anonymoused  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  08:37 AM
Mr Count,

Go and give it to Faelyn and Lingua up the ass. See how that feels. Nice, eh?
Posted by The Shit  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  08:39 AM
no disrepect "shit" but its pretty obvious from the way he is spewing out propaganda that the Count is a Taker - not a Giver!


BTW - Loved the Nemo Porn Review -


Very nice find
Posted by anonymoused  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  03:32 PM
You buffoons who display aimless fits of anger at the Temple are exactly the ones who are barred from experiencing the awakening that is the fully realized Vampire. Laugh all you want! Your lives are purposeless and you are just food for those who are Real. The Harvest is coming. Ha ha! We will see who gets the last laugh.
Posted by Emil  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  04:33 PM
Who cares what Anton LaVey says? Vampirism is not limited to the words of a mere carny.
You can just be a LaVeyan Satanist or go beyond. The LaVeyan Satanist is lazy. It's a good place to start but if you stay there, it is a mentally lazy path.


Did you just call Nemo LAZY and accuse him of taking a mentally lazy path? *smirk*

You do know your precious ToV leader is a Church of Satan Magister, right? 😉 Wow! I thought a Magus Grand Pu-baa of the Count Chocula Elite would know that much about their own leader?

I do remember such negative and pompous attitudes directed towards Satanism while some like to label Satanism as "inferior" in comparison to the ToV teachings on the Lifeforce messageboard.

I guess you guys are above and better than mere puny human Satanists because you are LORDS OF THE EARTH.

In my opinion, you sound like just another internet tough guy that has to brag saying you are LORD and GOD and going to eat everyone's souls because you are insecure in your own religion or just plain crazy and self-deluded.

After comments like yours, I wonder why the ToV tolerates enemies of the CoS that it seems to be filled with.
Posted by Private  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  05:11 PM
Or, better, why does the Church of Satan support an organization that has ToV members with such a better-than-thou mentality towards Satanism? Go figure.

I wonder how that is going to make non-ToV Satanists feel around their Lords and Gods and Rulers of the earth flying ToV banners on LTTD?

Remember, CoS Magisters, these little retards are your LORDS OF THE EARTH and they are going to eat your souls during the FINAL HARVEST.

I guess you are their bitches and better kiss their ass on LTTD if you know what is best for you so they MIGHT spare you in the END OF DAYS.

Kiss their flying skull ring human Satanists before your soul is devoured!!!

Amen...

Bow before your GODS!!! Puny lazy human Satanists!
Posted by Private  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  05:18 PM
What's your beef, dude?
I never said satanism is inferior. I don't dig it myself. But some Vampires do. I respect that. But you have to understand that LaVeyan Satanism does not and cannot represent the whole picture of reality. Many Vampires find Satanism to be the best approach to the material existence. And that is what they use it for. So Satanism is perfectly valid and agreeable in that specific reality. Now dealing with consciousness, it gets muddy. Here LaVey left it purposely empty and it is here that the Vampire comes into play in the Nightside. The Vampire Religion has all the answers to consciousness, to reality beyond the carnal. You don't take it on faith. You prove it to yourself. Some people are satisfied with materialism and that's cool. But certain folk are drawn to something deeper. They sense it. Its in their DNA. They are the Vampires.
Are you one of us?
Posted by Vince  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  07:57 PM
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