So Bill Heinz of the New York Sun joked that the path to Berlin would be clear as soon as Unterstitzen on the Bleiweis was taken — the joke being that there was no such town or river. Soon Unterstitzen on the Bleiweis had become a symbol for the press corps of all the obstacles that remained in the way of the Army before Berlin could be reached.
And the story goes that one day the following scene took place. I'll quote directly from the 1945 AP story for the rest:
"That's great, general," said Johnny Florea of Life Magazine, "but when will your troops take Unterstitzen on the Bleiweis?"
"What town was that?" asked the general, peering uncertainly at his map.
"Unterstitzen on the Bleiweis," repeated Johnny. "We can't get into Berlin before we take Unterstitzen on the Bleiweis."
"Oh," said the general confidently, with a wave of his hand toward the map, "my men will take it in a couple of days at most."
After he left, his public relations officer came over to the grinning correspondents and said with a puzzled expression:
"Say fellows, just why are you so interested in this Unterstitzen on the Bleiweis place?"
"There is an eight-story subterranean hotel there," answered Florea gravely. "Seven stories and big underground penthouse on the bottom. It's absolutely bombproof and shellproof. We want to use it for our press headquarters."
The public relations officer relaxed and smiled.
"Don't worry boys," he said. "We will take care of you. I will grab off that hotel for you myself just as soon as we take the town."
But so far — although many days have passed — no American troops have entered that last German stronghold of the war — historic, quaint, picturesque, cobblestoned old Unterstitzen on the Bleiweis.
[Deseret News - May 16, 1945]