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Trapped By Zombies
Roy and Mitch are trapped in a cabin in King's Canyon National Park, surrounded by zombies. Luckily they have access to the web, allowing them to maintain a weblog describing their situation. But for some reason, no one is coming to their rescue because no one believes their story. Meanwhile they're entertaining themselves by reading Harry Potter Books, downloading movie trailers off the internet, and lobbing javelins at zombies. Maybe this is some kind of blog tie-in for a movie (Dawn of the Dead?). I'm not sure. But whatever it is, it's amusing. (via Metafilter)
Paranormal
Posted by The Curator on Sat Mar 20, 2004
This automatically sends you to the army's web site now.
Posted by Me  on  Fri May 14, 2004  at  01:19 AM
How weird. I wonder if that's supposed to mean that Roy and Mitch got eaten by zombies and the army is now trying to suppress knowledge of the incident... or was the entire site some kind of weird army recruiting tool all along?
Posted by Alex Boese  on  Fri May 14, 2004  at  03:22 AM
Seems to me like an army con.... 'shame their aren't enough soldiers to help them?' poor boys..... LOL
Posted by pie_jimmy  on  Wed Jan 12, 2005  at  07:05 AM
Excellent! Worth the visit.
Posted by Tom  on  Tue Feb 15, 2005  at  06:07 PM
Zombies can be very scary!
Posted by kyoto  on  Thu Feb 17, 2005  at  06:14 AM
does anyone notice this sounds a bit familiar?

you know, there was one that this guy was trapped in a cabin (i think it was, probably?) surrounded by chupacabras...

but damn! i couldnt view the site...its under construction....
Posted by Eva  in  New york  on  Mon Feb 13, 2006  at  10:31 PM
Sounds a little like Evil Dead to me. At any rate let me present the official 100$ guaranteed way to deal with a zombie infestation.
Ingrediants: Brains(cow for example) lots of them, and lots of salt.

Step 1: load the brains with salt
Step 2: feed the brains to the zombies
Step 3: don't get between the zombies and any nearby cemetary.

This will work because A) We know from the movies zombies like brains even cow brains, and B) We know from folklore a zombie will return to the grave if it consumes salt.
Posted by Kevin  in  Doylestown PA  on  Sat Aug 26, 2006  at  06:51 PM
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