This site claims to be able to scan you through your computer monitor using 'zeta waves', and determine whether or not you are pregnant.
The scanning software checks for:
Endocrine balance, Hormone levels, Amniotic concentration, Carbohydrate level, Ketone (ketosis/lipolysis), Ovulation status, Bovine Encephalitis, Distemper, and Progesterone infusion. The remote testing system then checks the levels and calculates the likelihood of your being pregnant.
It's a joke site, obviously. They do have such disclaimers on each page.
There are some good parts, such as the guarantee:
"Our results are 100% guaranteed. Please note we only guarantee that you'll get a result, not that the results will be accurate." I also liked the section where it tells you the identity of the father of your baby.
(via randi.org)
Comments
Maybe they're making a public advertisement of some Christmas Party?
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Sharruma, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 9 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Michael Jackson
OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.
T.
Although I do like the name they picked out for the baby - Hannah.
GAH. The pope is the father!
I didn't go further to look at other results. I was too grossed out by the Janet Reno thing.
- Posted by Smerk
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I am pregnant at the moment and the songram told me I'm having a girl