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The Golf Ball Liberation Army
image Watch out all you people who enjoy hitting golf balls. Justice will be done:

GOLF BALLS ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE READY FOR A NEW LEADER.
HERE'S A WARNING FROM THE GOLF BALL LIBERATION FRONT.
WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!
THE GOLF BALL LIBERATION ARMY IS ON THE WAY!
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Posted by The Curator on Thu May 12, 2005


I think this only scratches the surface of the ball's urges to be free... Whether in the cup, or the ball washer, everyone's balls deserve better. Noone wants sandy balls, and the thought of your balls being hit with a golf club is just wrong. I agree: Free Your Balls
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Fri May 13, 2005  at  11:03 AM
This sort of reminds me of the article I read about Torsion the other day.
Posted by Maegan  in  Tampa, FL - USA  on  Sun May 15, 2005  at  11:15 AM
I think that this is some sort of spin off from an episode of the A-Team, where Murdock is insisting that golfballs need some sort of civil rights.
Posted by Rachel  on  Tue Jan 10, 2006  at  02:35 PM
Rachel, you are absolutely correct. The entire site actually quotes Murdock's impassioned please, with a reference to an article he wanted Amy to run :D
Posted by Taleya  on  Sun Nov 08, 2009  at  08:01 PM
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