Spray-On Mud

image If you have an SUV, then you're probably going to want to use it off-road sometime. After all, that's what it's designed for. But if you have no time to get out of the city, then no problem. Just use Sprayonmud to make it look like you've had a wild time driving around the country:

Sprayonmud is a specially formulated spray-on product for anyone that wants to give friends, neighbours, colleagues or just anyone at all, the impression that they have been off-road or, at the very least, out in the country for the weekend...
Sprayonmud comes in an easy-to-use plastic bottle which is just the right size for hiding in a green Wellington boot.  Keep it in your garage, in the boot, or anywhere you like.  Sprayonmud can be applied to your vehicle in seconds, but just be careful the neighbours don’t catch you using it!  And remember, you’ve been visiting friends in the country!

Mud in a bottle. What will they think of next?


Posted on Wed Jun 15, 2005


Hi you all

Just been reading a few comments (some informed) on your website and can confirm that we have had worldwide media and customer interest (220,000 hits on our website and rising)in our new and exciting product - well exciting for me as incredible sales have meant we have had to go down the Shropshire (secret location on Wenlock Edge) mud mines everyday to excavate more supplies to keep shipments going all around the word - and if you thought that is the English speaking world you would be wrong as Germany is our biggest market by a mile. Here's mud in your eyes you renegades!! pip pip
Posted by Colin Dowse  in  Shropshire UK  on  Sat Jun 25, 2005  at  05:34 PM
Overtime, Colin? It is around midnight over here...

Oh, and for Christopher - I know exactly what you mean, but from my own experiences, I started noting what, if any, cars nearly ran me down from the first day I had to walk to work from our new house.
SUVs are more likely to speed and ignore pedestrians in this instance.
Of course, this is only noted for this particular stretch of road.
So really, none of this had meaning. Never mind.
Posted by Boo  in  The Land of the Haggii...  on  Sat Jun 25, 2005  at  05:57 PM
Looks like someone threw a shit ballon at your car. Not uncommon if you drive an SUV anyway.
Posted by Shockie  on  Wed Sep 21, 2005  at  01:04 AM
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