See The Lord!

If you feel deprived because you've never had a vision of Jesus, here's your chance to see him float before your eyes. Just look at the image below and follow these instructions (via somareview).

1. Relax and concentrate on the four small dots in the middle of the image for roughly 30 or 40 seconds.
2. Then, stare at a blank wall near you (any smooth, single-colored surface will do).
3. You will see a circle of light developing—the onset of a holy vision.
4. Blink your eyes a few times as the figure begins to emerge.
5. What do you see? Or rather, who do you see?... Congratulations. You just had a religious sighting!


Once you've had your fun with that, consider this link ( sent in by Phred who writes: "I suspect this was done with Photoshop and that its perpetrators firmly have their tongue in cheek but, see for yourself." I also think "get behind Jesus" was more than slightly enhanced by Photoshop (the superimposed image of Jesus helps to clarify the miracle). The link may not be safe for work (if a picture of a dog's posterior would offend your boss) or for people whose religious sensibilities would be easily offended.

Pareidolia Religion

Posted on Mon Sep 18, 2006


Oh, man, it works!

I can never see those "Magic Eye" images, but this time I really saw an image of a face in front of my eyes!

Pretty cool.

I'm not sure whther it was Jesus or the Zig Zag man, though.
Posted by Big Gary  in  Santa Fe, Texas  on  Mon Sep 18, 2006  at  04:23 PM
No way dude...that's Rob Zombie.
Posted by Gee  on  Mon Sep 18, 2006  at  04:41 PM
Looks more like Count Rugen from the Princess Bride to me...
Posted by petitechatte1348  in  Portland, OR  on  Mon Sep 18, 2006  at  05:36 PM
Either Count Rugen or any Musketeers-era Frenchman.
Posted by OrionHR  in  WV  on  Mon Sep 18, 2006  at  08:21 PM
It's my long-lost brother, Paul. Hey, where are you, dude?
Posted by stork  in  the spiracles of space  on  Mon Sep 18, 2006  at  08:52 PM
I didn't know that Jesus had a moustache like my Rodeo running uncle...

Jesus lives in the deep south.
Posted by Mera  on  Tue Sep 19, 2006  at  02:01 AM
Dude, I totally saw Jesus! Whoa, trippy.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy  on  Tue Sep 19, 2006  at  02:45 AM
Whoa!! John Lennon!
Posted by Ed  on  Tue Sep 19, 2006  at  04:53 AM
Guys this is soooo old its been around for ages. First saw this in Uni 1998!!!
Posted by Merve  on  Tue Sep 19, 2006  at  05:21 AM
I'm gonna agree with Merve on this...I've been seeing this for years...and not just the internet. Most likely before photoshop was around.
Posted by Maegan  in  Tampa, FL - USA  on  Tue Sep 19, 2006  at  07:51 AM
Posted by Charybdis  in  Hell  on  Tue Sep 19, 2006  at  09:19 AM
Yea come on, have you not seen this before? This is years old!
Posted by Alun  in  Wales, UK  on  Tue Sep 19, 2006  at  10:04 AM
Um, guys, the bit about Photoshop was talking about the pic, not the B&W thing up there.
Posted by Ponygirl  on  Wed Sep 20, 2006  at  03:17 AM
Dath Vader is Jesus...?

It all makes sense now.
Posted by Goofycabal  in  New Zealand  on  Wed Sep 20, 2006  at  04:55 AM
I swear it's Cobra Commander!
Posted by Anne  on  Wed Sep 27, 2006  at  03:40 PM
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